Police warn 10 year old girl her chalk hopscotch is illegal criminal damage - Polidicks

[B]Police warn girl, 10, her chalk hopscotch grid on the pavement outside her home is criminal damage [/B] [IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/09/article-2321841-19B1E184000005DC-290_634x508.jpg[/IMG] [URL]http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/09/police-warn-girl-10-over-drawing-hopscotch-grid-with-chalk-3747215/[/URL] [URL]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2321841/Police-warn-girl-10-chalk-hopscotch-grid-pavement-outside-home-criminal-damage.html[/URL]

idiots.

bellends

Peath Denalty

First hopscotch, next real scotch and 9/11 v2

Thank god they stopped this monster

What the fuck, it's just a kid, and that stuff washes away with the rain anyway.

ruining the clean shining streets with her fun games fucking arrest this bitch before she has fun

wouldnt have happened if we didnt let all those immigrants in

Illegal criminal activity? Opposed to what? Legal criminal activity?

I'm not for the legalisation of chalk hopscotch, just the decriminalisation of it.

chalk hopscotch is the gateway drawing to chalk dicks

[QUOTE=The golden;40583382]It's fucking childrens chalk. It washes away with any amount of water. Fucking power-trippers need to get over themselves.[/QUOTE] It was probably just a joke to scare the shit out of the kid.

Phew thank got she was stopped, imagine what the local children would think.

I would prosecute such an irregular and badly draw hopscotch as well. It drives my OCD crazy. It's not even orthogonal towards edge of the surface *shudders*

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40583361]Illegal criminal activity? Opposed to what? Legal criminal activity?[/QUOTE] Yeah you know, banking, politics, etc.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;40583401]It was probably just a joke to scare the shit out of the kid.[/QUOTE] But why would you want to scare a kid over something like hopscotch? If she was drawing on a public building or something I could see the parallel to graffiti, but this is just a kid having fun. The world just needs to let kids be kids.

The criminals are getting younger and younger. What a sad world we live in.

Scum child.

Oh come on Facepunch. This story is in the Daily Mail and Metro (I haven't seen it anywhere else other than this thread but I haven't looked elsewhere), but they're not always the most credible of sources. Plus, I've done this. It's just typical police humour that was probably said while they stopped for something else. Plus, I can't see any information in the article that's first hand, it's all from the child being passed on to the father. [editline]9th May 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=JeanLuc761;40583437] The world just needs to let kids be kids.[/QUOTE] True, but it doesn't.

[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;40583437]But why would you want to scare a kid over something like hopscotch? If she was drawing on a public building or something I could see the parallel to graffiti, but this is just a kid having fun. The world just needs to let kids be kids.[/QUOTE] This story sounds very tabloidy. There is probably some information that was left out in order to make the story angering so they could turn a non-story into something the daily mail and metro could sell.

lmao the girls name is Lily Allen

First they take away our play parks, now they take away our chalk.

It's a pretty shitty hopscotch anyways

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;40583361]Illegal criminal activity? Opposed to what? Legal criminal activity?[/QUOTE] I suppose you could be a person of the criminal persuasion.. and do legal activity. Which may make it a legal criminal activity :v:

[QUOTE=Morbo!!!;40583344]bellends[/QUOTE] those dang newfangled hobscobblin dunsworthless hockle hicks!!

Where is Mitt Romney when you need him? [editline]9th May 2013[/editline] I mean obviously this wouldn't happen if she was in the kitchen like Mitt would have wanted it

[QUOTE=Memobot;40583482] Plus,[I] I've done this.[/I] It's just typical police humour that was probably said while they stopped for something else. [/QUOTE] But a CHILD doesn't understand this. If a child is being told off by a [I]police-officer[/I] for no matter what that child will take it as gospel and unquestionable truth Children are told to believe anything a police-officer says and that they are helpful and you're giving them false information which they will believe

Can we please make it a bannable offense to post any articles from daily mail?

Stupid bellend jobsworth wanker nobs