• Garage mechanics fixing NHS van find CORPSE lying in the back
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[URL=http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/600/aberdeenroyalinfirmary.jpg/][IMG]http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/9623/aberdeenroyalinfirmary.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Workers raised the alarm after opening the back of the NHS mortuary vehicle and seeing the dead body [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/aberdeen-garage-mechanics-find-corpse-1839793[/url]
[QUOTE=Winner;40354602]Imagine how it'd feel to be the driver and remember that you'd left a fucking corpse in your trunk[/QUOTE] I know it's the NHS and all but I don't think the bodies are kept in the boot
I think America needs national healthcare now, so our mechanics can enjoy these moments too.
[QUOTE=matt.ant;40354619]I know it's the NHS and all but I don't think the bodies are kept in the boot[/QUOTE] It was a hearse. [IMG_THUMB]http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker/tN3xWs83QSuX1BwWFIwM_hearse.jpg[/IMG_THUMB] Pretty sure they don't let the corpse ride shotgun in those.
"Hey Jim, did you remember to take the right coffin to that funeral?" "Oh."
Of course. My city of Aberdeen is rarely in the news, but when it is, it's because of this :rolleyes:
Imagine being the guy that left the body in the can if he has to go find another job. "Why were you suspended from your previous place of employment?" "Well...um....you see... I kind of left a body in the back of the mortuary vehicle and forgot about it."
[QUOTE=mac338;40355023]It was a hearse. [IMG_THUMB]http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/filepicker/tN3xWs83QSuX1BwWFIwM_hearse.jpg[/IMG_THUMB] Pretty sure they don't let the corpse ride shotgun in those.[/QUOTE] It was more likely to be a private ambulance, hearses are for funerals which the NHS don't do [img]http://ambulance-photos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/2386.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=matt.ant;40355817]It was more likely to be a private ambulance, hearses are for funerals which the NHS don't do [IMG]http://ambulance-photos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/2386.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh, those count as mortuary vehicles?
[QUOTE=mac338;40355854]Oh, those count as mortuary vehicles?[/QUOTE] Yeah. They take them to the city morgue when someone is classified as truly dead and an ambulance is not needed. It's to do with something being subtle and not to flashy.
[QUOTE=mac338;40355854]Oh, those count as mortuary vehicles?[/QUOTE] [img]http://24x7medicalhelpline.com/uploaded_images/1688Mortuary_Van2216.jpg[/img]
"Ah jeez, this is worse than the time I locked the cat in the car!"
Yeah. My uncle passed away on Sunday and when the workers from the morgue came to take his body, they arrived in a black minivan.
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