Pot Chocolate. (Yes, it's pot hot chocolate) RECIPE INSIDE! - General

EPIC BAKED TIME So it's fucking cold as balls since we are pretty much in winter so why not warm ourselves up with some delicious pot chocolate. [release][b]Prep Time:[/b] 20 minutes [b]Time for the high to start:[/b] Approximately 30 minutes [b]Effect[/b]: A relaxing, mild high [b]What you'll need[/b] * A large mug or if you broke your only one just use whatever won't burn your hands when you drink it you high bastard. * 1 packet of hot chocolate mix or however much cocoa mix you want to put in, FUCK LIMITS! * 2 teaspoons of butter (Budder will definitely make this far more interesting but isn't really required) * 3 teaspoons of cream or whole milk (Bitches love cream, remember that) * 1 cup of water * A grinder or your hands * A strainer * A large bowl * 0.5 grams of weed [b]:siren:(IMPORTANT INGREDIENT!):siren:[/b] * Saran wrap * Stovetop pot (not weed, the actual pot to hold shit) [b]What to do[/b] [b]1.[/b] Heat water until boiling [b]2.[/b] Grind the 0.5 grams of weed you got [b]3.[/b] Grab your mug and add in the hot chocolate mix, 2 teaspoons of butter(or budder), 3 teaspoons of milk or cream, 0.5 grams of weed, and the hot water [b]4.[/b] Once the hot water is added, carefully wrap the mug with Saran wrap to prevent any air from escaping [b]5.[/b] Wait exactly 12 minutes (or a little more if you're a paranoid shit about wasting weed) [b]6.[/b] Remove the Saran wrap and stir [b]7.[/b] FUCK 7 [b]8.[/b] Strain your hot chocolate with the strainer you have and then squeeze out the rest of the liquid from the weed in the strainer (this weed can then be disposed of) [b]9.[/b] Pour the Pot chocolate from your bowl to your mug and get toasty. [/release] This tutorial is brought to you by BANNED USER originally created by AsianPotHead with slight editing by yours truly to get rid of spelling errors and add some class to it.

uh, .5g? Wouldn't that be weak as fuck?

It's a mild buzz, if you want to get fucked up just put some fuckin' whatever in there and go for it. This is more meant to be a really relaxing cup of deliciousness, not a fuck you up cup.

Kind of a waste of half a gram then, and what is saran wrap?

Clear plastic wrap brand.

[QUOTE=Stormcharger;28104660]Kind of a waste of half a gram then, and what is saran wrap?[/QUOTE] cling film

Very nice recipe, Banned User. I'm bound to use this sometime soon with the weather being so cold lately. Thanks. :)

I'm having trouble on step 7. Reword it better please.

If half a gram normally gets me pretty fuckin high (Low tolerance ftw) would this too?

Shit, I made some but I forgot the weed part.

If I put a g in this would it be worthwhile

[QUOTE=Treybuchet;28116754]If I put a g in this would it be worthwhile[/QUOTE] A grams worth of weed is little over £10, even if it isn't worth it, it's only £10.

psht it's hitting 50-60 over here.

looks like i have something to try

gotta try this

trying this the next time i have my hands on ganja

[QUOTE=SKxJason;28116443]I'm having trouble on step 7. Reword it better please.[/QUOTE] There is no spoon.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;28121461]There is no spoon.[/QUOTE] [img]http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/062010/sad_keanu_on_twitter.jpg[/img]

Making this as we speak

Could have sworn I posted in this thread about 3 times but apparently I didn't. I forgot what I meant to post anyway

tastes like weed, butter and chocolate

Since the high isn't very intense and it's loads of effort, wouldn't it make more sense to smoke weed and make a hot chocolate separately

Maybe, but I really like body highs, there always so much more chill [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] Man do I feel nice. (:

I am sad, I guess I did something wrong or it's my mononucleosis affecting my liver, but I didn't get shit from this and I used extra weed, so I just baked in the end. Got no effect, and I could TELL I did it right. Even when I squeezed the soggy weed droplets into the cup, damn lol

it's not cold here in cali :smug:

It's not cold here in South Dakota :smug: [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] wait a minute... [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] there was a blizzard today :frown:

[QUOTE=AbysalRush;28179726]It's not cold here in South Dakota :smug: [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] wait a minute... [editline]20th February 2011[/editline] there was a blizzard today :frown:[/QUOTE] :smith:

mississippi is having perfect weather i work at a golf course so its been busy as fucking shit. fuck nice weather.

I feel like shit (sick as balls) so I can't smoke. I came to DD looking for help and I found this thread. I just made and drank a cup, I'll tell you how I feel in an hour.

holy shit this is way more potent than i thought it was