the most incomprehensible piece of spoken english i've ever heard

[TheHydra]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5v2dJILqzY[/media]

i imagine this is what it's like to listen to english as a foreign language. is this some kind of fucked-up dialect or something?

[Tayley]

I can understand this, I've heard worse too. maybe it's part of being in a british colony.

[la🅱️🅱️et]

a truly classic vid

[abs]

I can understand that just fine

this on the other hand

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wjN2TuxaM[/media]

[TheTalon]

Oh my god turn on subtitles, it's even better

I can understand the above, though

[HyperTails]

I have tradies like this that come into my work often
I have to make it an effort to understand them

[Nightmare Agony]

[video=youtube;W5zZjfjAq9I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5zZjfjAq9I#t=54p[/video]

Here's the full video with subtitles so you can hear what the fuck he's actually talking about it. I could barely understand him.

[EcksDee]

[Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-LyFMCIpok[/Media]

[Super Muffin]

I imagine this is what Finnish sounds like to Swedes.

[InfectedPotato]

This video reduced me to tears, its so goddam funny

[Gmod4ever]

Incomprehensible English you say?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGDO-9hfaiI#t=28[/media]

[doomkiwi]

[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;46283695]Incomprehensible English you say?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGDO-9hfaiI#t=28[/media][/QUOTE]

Is it bad that I've seen that movie enough times that I actually understand what mickey is saying?

[Mingebox]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cun-LZvOTdw[/media]

[hugg]

[QUOTE=Super Muffin;46283672]I imagine this is what Finnish sounds like to Swedes.[/QUOTE]

more like a finn trying to speak swedish

[En-Guage V2]

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;46283793]Is it bad that I've seen that movie enough times that I actually understand what mickey is saying?[/QUOTE]

No it's a real gem of a movie

[Lollipoopdeck]

Using my powers of also being Scottish and Glaswegian, I have translated them for you non Scots.

Him -"when I slept with someone else, I telt (told) her-"
Her -"Aye, but its there, Did I dae (do) anything else apart fae (from) that did I?"
Him -"Well"
Her -"You did, So now your gonna say, when you finally get the balls to admit it, that you seen one or two lassies. Its clear-no I'll fucking keep it, guess what your daughter will be seeing. Idiot honestly, then you're going to be hitting on me all over next week, when your not on the telly or bubbling (crying), you're going to come bubbling and greetin' (also crying) about how it was only one it, was only one."
Him -"HOW?!"
Her -"What did I say"
Him -"man I don't want to talk to you."
Her -"Scumbag"
Him -"Rat"

[MachiniOs]

Guys you're really missing out on the full experience if you don't watch Game of Mobile Homes. irish traveller feuds are amazing.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR8cLYxTQx8[/media]

[Strike 86]

There was an entire TV show in the UK based on this kind of language:

[video=youtube;8k7VoFiagfs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs[/video]

[Ntag]

[QUOTE=absinthe;46283461]I can understand that just fine

this on the other hand

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wjN2TuxaM[/media][/QUOTE]

It feels weird being able to fully understand them. I do live in Scotland though.

[Gordon Frohm]

[QUOTE=TheHydra;46283323]i imagine this is what it's like to listen to english as a foreign language.[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;Vt4Dfa4fOEY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY[/video]

[Rocâ„¢]

[QUOTE=absinthe;46283461]I can understand that just fine

this on the other hand

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wjN2TuxaM[/media][/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure they mixed in some german in there. They have to...

[Madlib]

[video=youtube;BZXcRqFmFa8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8[/video]

This video hurts my head because its constantly trying and failing to make sense of nothing.

[Morbo!!!]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRBmek18uI[/media]

[ImpSnob]

*Wipes tear from eye*

what a beautiful nation we live in

fucking knackers

[ScottyWired]

[QUOTE=MrBunneh;46283440]maybe it's part of being in a british colony.[/QUOTE]

THIS is why the americans had a revolution

[Sonic Fan]

-snip-

[C.C]

Simey O'Donnell has an uncle called Big Antony O'Donnell who also made a call out video (To the same person Big Joe Joyce) Some guy put his voice over Bane in the batman film:

[video=youtube;fJXnYG4it8w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJXnYG4it8w[/video]

[video=youtube;JUNHMLrXvIc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUNHMLrXvIc[/video]

[Steele92]

Sounds like my Irish great-granddad

[.Lain]

sounds like my dad after a night out

[Hiccuper]

The worst I've ever heard were lads from Glasgow on XBL back when I used to play CoD4. My friend randomly became very good friends online with a lot of Scottish lads, and when we'd be in party chat, I wouldn't have a fucking clue what was going on, it'd just be like "(unintelligible sentence) John?" and I'd panic and be too embarrassed to ask them to repeat the question so I'd just make some excuse and log off.