• A kid ran me over with his bike 8 years ago and I asked him to pay 13k. What will he do?
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Hey there, FPers. A couple of weeks ago, i sent a bill in the mail that probably wanted to make him wanna jump out of a freaking window. What follows is probably the biggest mistake he has ever made in his life. Okay, so about 8 years ago (I was 52), i went for a photo shoot session in the park with my camera. i was at the bottom of a him taking pictures, that is until i saw this fat kid riding his bike towards me, and, well, you can guess the rest: “AUUUGGGHHHH!!! *crash*” So, surprisingly, he didnt have a scratch on him, but i was moaning in pain. Since he was really scared of consequences, on impulse he biked off. His dad called the kid's first name 'gaylord' and called back saying he was coming. When he reads his mail though, he knows that i heard his name So, few weeks ago i sent a bill for medical expenses from 2002 that totaled over $13k. Since he is an adult now, i white page'd 'gaylord' and found him fast. Guys, i know he doesnt have 13k. What will he do? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("shitty parody thread" - garry))[/highlight]
Fucking pathetic parody thread, kill yourself immediately. [editline]07:10PM[/editline] I mean I can't even sugar coat this, this was like nails on a chalkboard to read
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;23956933]Fucking pathetic parody thread, kill yourself immediately. [editline]07:10PM[/editline] I mean I can't even sugar coat this, this was like nails on a chalkboard to read[/QUOTE] ^ Also, you could have picked a more realistic name than "Gaylord"
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What. I'm sorry, is this supposed to be funny? Ironic?
Parody threads aren't funny. I don't want to be a backseat moderator, but I believe this is against the GD rules.
This is against the rules, I believe. I think it's equivalent to trolling
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;23956957]Parody threads aren't funny.[/QUOTE] Bullshit, it depends, just like anything else. Some parody threads are fucking hilarious. [editline]08:17AM[/editline] This isn't one of them
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;23957027]Bullshit, it depends, just like anything else. Some parody threads are fucking hilarious. [editline]08:17AM[/editline] This isn't one of them[/QUOTE] This one has extreme forced humor and is basically a "Hurr durr replace every proper noun with the opposite" bullshit carbon copy, which is why it isn't funny Oh and amazing use of "Gaylord" -1045/10
Holy shit, you took pictures UNDER HIM? [QUOTE=epikness] i was at the bottom of a him taking pictures[/QUOTE]
Pfft, bad reading x1. "at the bottom of a him". OK then.
make a shithouse pseudoparody thread LOL IM DA GUY IN DA OP!!!
OP this is bad and you should feel bad
This is terrible.
what is this.. I don't even.....
Not only is this thread terrible, but its not realistic. In the other thread it was an [i]old, Russian lady[/i] who was ran over. What would such a person be doing on Facepunch of all places?
[QUOTE=mjb559;23957591]what is this.. I don't even.....[/QUOTE] It's a poor attempt at a parody thread.
shitty parody
It should have been done in the perspective of the old lady's son.
[QUOTE=Kurtzund;23957618]It should have been done in the perspective of the old lady's son.[/QUOTE] except her son is actually THE (original) OP'S DAD :O!!!
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