The strangest "professional" game review known to man.

[Clanrat]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8n6uN091E[/media]

How did this not get caught before it aired?

[Dreyzie]

I miss this X-Play so much.

[phenomomnom]

Sounds like a bad porn film

[XplodingNoggin]

I miss old xplay :saddowns:

[megafat]

So many hilariously bad puns.

[POLOPOZOZO]

I can't believe they actually decided on a name like that what the hell.

[Toothpick]

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[editline]10th July 2011[/editline]

FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[rrunyan]

Swarms of Kha'ak.

[Officer Tom]

I thought it was unintentional at first.

[Xenoyia]

We haven't seen the last of the cock.

[Canuhearmenow]

Remember back when they had shows such as Portal and Cinematech? Those were the days.

[dirty_ape]

They should have got Adam Sessler to narrate this review.

[Dreyzie]

Adam Sessler reminds me so much of Alton Brown.

[Sastion]

XXX: Cock invasion

[POLOPOZOZO]

[QUOTE=simzboy;31029086]Adam Sessler reminds me so much of Alton Brown.[/QUOTE]He is like the Alton Brown of G4 too, he's all over the place.

[Saber15]

Later X games changed the pronunciation to "Khark", probably because of this :v:

[MrPolon]

Ignore the cock

[JohnnyMo]

I've never laughed so hard and simultaneously been so turned on!

[editline]10th July 2011[/editline]

I never thought I'd hear Morgan Webb talking about how much she wants hard Kha'ak

[Mister Sandman]

There is no way this is not intentional.
This is the wunderboner of game reviews.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ79pCJBcJ8[/media]

[Kite_shugo]

Old xplay is best xplay

[credesniper]

I've never heard anybody try to be sexy by whistling and yelling at the same time.
"Upclose~"

[Mister Cool]

The innuendos!

They feel so good man!

[thisispain]

oh old xplay
where the fuck did you go
where's morgan webb

[Sillypiggy]

Directt tv stopped airing G4 so I cant watch xplay anymore :(

[Scoops]

That's fine, it sucks now.

[fantafuzz]

I could gladly help her in her search of hard "Kha-ak"

[The Winner]

"I'm surrounded by blown Kha'ak, but strangely unsatisfied..."

[Untouch]

fuck I feel really bad for the voice actors of this game

[JumpingHungarian]

What the fuck do they even play on G4 anymore?

Oh wait, "Cops" re-runs, American/Regular Ninja Warrior, and I swear I've seen it a few times, that stupid Cheaters show.

Oh, and Attack of The Show.

Please, I want someone to prove me wrong. I want to actual game related shows back.

[[GRiM]]

^This

Also, this isn't the first time we've seen some Kha'ak action.