I found a rather interesting website.
[url]http://www.cracked.com/article_16133_5-historical-figures-who-died-weirdest-deaths.html[/url]
Only 5 of them, but I'm sure there's pleny more.
President Félix Faure
[quote]
Right about when they were reaching the petit mort (French for orgasm) Faure had himself a grand mort (French for having a fatal stroke right in the middle of orgasm).
Still, congrats to Faure. Not only did he die happy, but he also died the way he lived: serving as a symbol to the world for the people of France, where infidelity in the workplace is what hockey is to Canada. And who wouldn't want to help him shuffle off his pants/mortal coil? Guy had the bitchingest mustache in all of Western Europe.[/quote]
Fuck man, this guy is pretty lucky. Dying at a ripe age(maybe not?) and having orgasm.
I also heard a famous king died from tripping on the stairs, a prince drowned under water that reached his knee, and another king choking on blood and died.
Give me shivers as well.
I saw this article about this woman who got impaled by a frozen urine spear from a planes faulty toilet system.
Everyone should know about cracked.com by now. It's a really rather funny site.
2009: Jonathan Campos, a sailor charged with murder killed himself in his Camp Pendleton, San Diego, CA, cell by stuffing toilet paper in his mouth until asphyxiated
the fuck?
2007: Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Wii console in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating
whhattt
2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a heart attack and died. It is believed that the heart attack was the result of Tuganov ingesting an entire bottle of Viagra just after he accepted the bet.
Ermm
[sp] Any ratings will go towards helping the njured Clocktroopers have a hospital and brand new stronger structures,[/sp]
[QUOTE=R4iden;17119931]2009: Jonathan Campos, a sailor charged with murder killed himself in his Camp Pendleton, San Diego, CA, cell by stuffing toilet paper in his mouth until asphyxiated
the fuck?[/QUOTE]
Not much else to kill yourself with in prison if you're suspected suicidal
Mr. Hands...
Darwin Awards. Also, above post scares me a bit.
[QUOTE=DaveP;17119907][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths[/url]
Read, laugh[/QUOTE]
1995:A 39 year old man committed suicide in Canberra, Australia by shooting himself three times with a pump action shotgun. The first shot passed through his chest and went out the other side. He reloaded and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the wound in his throat, he again reloaded, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
hahaha, what?!
Aeschylus, ancient Greek playwright.
He was killed when an eagle flying overhead dropped a tortoise intending to break it open on a rock, the tortoise struck Aeschylus on the head, killing him instantly.
Unbeatable!
(He isn't even on the list)
[QUOTE]2009: Jonathan Campos, a sailor charged with murder killed himself in his Camp Pendleton, San Diego, CA, cell by stuffing toilet paper in his mouth until asphyxiated
the fuck?[/quote]
Guy's gotta kill himself some way, either that or be a prison bitch for the rest of your life.
[quote]
2007: Jennifer Strange, a 28-year-old woman from Sacramento, died of water intoxication while trying to win a Wii console in a KDND 107.9 "The End" radio station's "Hold Your Wee for a Wii" contest, which involved drinking large quantities of water without urinating
whhattt[/quote]
Happened ages ago and was on the evening news.
[quote]2009: Sergey Tuganov, a 28-year-old Russian, bet two women that he could continuously have sex with them both for twelve hours. Several minutes after winning the $4,300 bet, he suffered a heart attack and died. It is believed that the heart attack was the result of Tuganov ingesting an entire bottle of Viagra just after he accepted the bet.
Ermm[/QUOTE]
Fun fact: Don't masturbate too much or you pass out from all the blood leaving your head to fill up your dick.
Maybe I just have a big dick. :smug:
[quote]On 24 March 1975, Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer from King's Lynn, England, had died laughing while watching the Kung Fu Kapers episode of The Goodies, featuring a Scotsman in a kilt battling a vicious black pudding with his bagpipes. After twenty-five minutes of continuous laughter Mr. Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and expired from heart failure. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mr. Mitchell's final moments of life so pleasant[/quote]
What a lovely death
The guy who cut his head off witha chainsaw on purpose was pretty badass.
I pity these people. Obviously you will be hoping that something like this doesn't happen to you
[QUOTE=DaveP;17119907][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deaths[/url]
Read, laugh[/QUOTE]
Oh man this is better than the old Final Destination deaths.
The puns...they're irresistible.
[QUOTE=SwizzChees;17120004]1995:A 39 year old man committed suicide in Canberra, Australia by shooting himself three times with a pump action shotgun. The first shot passed through his chest and went out the other side. He reloaded and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the wound in his throat, he again reloaded, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
hahaha, what?![/QUOTE]
That's badass and creepy at the same time.
[quote]2003: Brian Douglas Wells, a pizza delivery man in Erie, Pennsylvania, was killed by a time bomb that was fastened around his neck. He was apprehended by the police after robbing a bank, and claimed he had been forced to do it by three people who had put the bomb around his neck and would kill him if he refused. The bomb later exploded, killing him. In 2007, police alleged Wells was involved in the robbery plot along with two other conspirators.[/quote]
Pizza Guy: Thank god it's the Police! You gotta help me. These guys strapped a bomb to my neck and told me to rob the store or it will explode!
Police Guy: I'm sure they did. You're coming with us.
Pizza Guy: *head explodes*
No seriously, what the fucking hell cops? You didn't even remove the fucking bomb off his fucking neck? Did you think it was a joke or something? I hope they got suspended for their inaction.
[QUOTE=aezsxrdctfyg;17120101]2003: Brian Douglas Wells, a pizza delivery man in Erie, Pennsylvania, was killed by a time bomb that was fastened around his neck. He was apprehended by the police after robbing a bank, and claimed he had been forced to do it by three people who had put the bomb around his neck and would kill him if he refused. The bomb later exploded, killing him. In 2007, police alleged Wells was involved in the robbery plot along with two other conspirators.
Pizza Guy: Thank god it's the Police! You gotta help me. These guys strapped a bomb to my neck and told me to rob the store or it will explode!
Police Guy: I'm sure they did. You're coming with us.
Pizza Guy: *head explodes*
No seriously, what the fucking hell cops? You didn't even remove the fucking bomb off his fucking neck? Did you think it was a joke or something? I hope they got suspended for their inaction.[/QUOTE]
Not all police are bomb technicians, who knows whether the plan was to blow it up when they tried to diffuse it
Back to the topic
Genghis Khan. Died of a nosebleed on his wedding night.
[QUOTE=DaveP;17120108]Not all police are bomb technicians, who knows whether the plan was to blow it up when they tried to diffuse it[/QUOTE]
It says they detained him, as in, they handcuffed him. Obviously they didn't take the situation seriously. If they did, they would call dispatch and have a bomb specialist sent over.
[QUOTE=SwizzChees;17120004]1995:A 39 year old man committed suicide in Canberra, Australia by shooting himself three times with a pump action shotgun. The first shot passed through his chest and went out the other side. He reloaded and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the wound in his throat, he again reloaded, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
hahaha, what?![/QUOTE]
Reminds me of the scientist in the South Park episode Night of the Living Homeless. He kept shooting himself in different places and couldn't die.
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[QUOTE=Victor Leferve;17120007]Aeschylus, ancient Greek playwright.
He was killed when an eagle flying overhead dropped a tortoise intending to break it open on a rock, the tortoise struck Aeschylus on the head, killing him instantly.
Unbeatable!
(He isn't even on the list)[/QUOTE]
That guy has the worst fucking luck EVER.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;17120131]That guy has the worst fucking luck EVER.[/QUOTE]
Its ironic, because he was famous for writing only tragedies and comedies, and his death is both tragic and hilarious.
This thread makes me [img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/sdeaths/donkey2b.jpg[/img].
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2008: Abigail Taylor, age 6, died nine months after several of her internal organs were partially sucked out of her lower body while she sat on an excessively powerful swimming pool drain. After several months, surgeons replaced her intestines and pancreas with donor organs. Unfortunately, she later succumbed to a rare transplant-related cancer
[/quote]
Awwwh shit.
[quote]2001: Hungarian singer Jimmy Zámbó accidentally shot himself in the head when trying to prove that the handgun he fired earlier had no more bullets left. While he did remove the magazine, he forgot the bullet that was left in the chamber.[/quote]
Hahaha.
^[b]Pirate Ninja[/b]
I was going to point that one out. Fuck, I thought that happening was an Urban Legend. Seriously. Didn't that happen in one of the Final Destinations too?
[QUOTE=Cluckyx;17120196]^[b]Pirate Ninja[/b]
I was going to point that one out. Fuck, I thought that happening was an Urban Legend. Seriously. Didn't that happen in one of the Final Destinations too?[/QUOTE]
No I think the guy in Final Destination exclaimed that he wasn't going to die in a situation that he had no power over, and put a gun to his head, pulled the trigger, only for the gun to break.
[QUOTE=SwizzChees;17120004]1995:A 39 year old man committed suicide in Canberra, Australia by shooting himself three times with a pump action shotgun. The first shot passed through his chest and went out the other side. He reloaded and shot away his throat and part of his jaw. Breathing through the wound in his throat, he again reloaded, held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
hahaha, what?![/QUOTE]
well no fucking wonder
he shot himself two times and failed to locate the heart. WITH A SHOTGUN
seriously how stupid can you be, i bet if he shot his own brain he wouldn't have died because he has none.
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