[quote]
A British fighter with the extremist group called ISIS in Syria and Iraq has compared terrorism to video game "Call of Duty."
Abu Sumayyah Al-Britani left the UK 11 months ago to go and fight what he calls a holy war in the countries.
Speaking from an internet cafe near his terror training camp in Idlib, northwest Syria, Al-Britani said: "It's really really fun".
British spy chiefs are now worried about more British people signing up.
The father-of-three children boasted that life with ISIS, who have taken control of parts of Syria and Iraq, is "better than that game Call of Duty."
He was speaking to presenters Jonathan Khron and Emma Beals, who host the ISIS show podcast.
Al-Britani admitted "the first time I heard a bomb, I realised then this is scary you know (laughs)"
ISIS is also one of the main groups fighting government forces in Syria, which neighbours Iraq.
"For us to be here it's freedom. Total freedom. I can walk around with a Kalashnikov if I want to."
He hasn't spoken to his children since he left the UK and claims his British citizenship has been taken away from him.
The Home Office would not comment.[/quote]
[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27838978[/url]
actual podcast, weird listen
[url]https://soundcloud.com/isisshow/isis-show-episode-i-or-the-unpolished-podcast-pilot-abu-sumayyah-al-britani[/url]
Has he got a 25 kill streak yet
Disgusting.
You know, I feared that our generation would grow up playing cowapoopy and join the armed forces thinking WOW THIS'LL BE JUST LIKE THE GAME
I wasn't expecting the retardation to benefit us
It's all fun and games until the United States GBU-12's you whilst you're shitting.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;45107431]It's all fun and games until the United States GBU-12's you whilst you're shitting.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/GBU-12s_on_51st_TFW_F-4E_1982.JPEG[/t]
for reference.
I don't know if this is good or bad...
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;45107436][t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/GBU-12s_on_51st_TFW_F-4E_1982.JPEG[/t]
for reference.[/QUOTE]
Is that... a bomb with a tiny bomb on the end of it?
[QUOTE=woolio1;45107446]Is that... a bomb with a tiny bomb on the end of it?[/QUOTE]
I thought it was a baby fat-man TBH
[QUOTE]The father-of-three children boasted that life with ISIS, who have taken control of parts of Syria and Iraq, is "better than that game Call of Duty.[/QUOTE]
What's that? The thing that the game strives to simulate is better than the game? Who would have known.
[QUOTE=woolio1;45107446]Is that... a bomb with a tiny bomb on the end of it?[/QUOTE]
No, even scarier. That tiny thing at the front is what makes sure it hits you whilst you are having a shit and not the school next door. All in that small little bit, that is what makes it so "smart".
Sounds like he's just an adrenaline junkie. There's probably a lot of people that feel this way.
Of course it's like a video gave to him, he doesn't know what it's like yet to have his ass handed to him on a hot lead platter.
On a light hearted note, out of my entire experience in the Marines only one thing was like call of duty. That was shooting at night with NV goggles and IR lasers. That shit is exactly like what it looks like in MW2
Once you go away, from ANY country, to ANY country, to sign up to fight in a Terrorist group, you better have your things set up there because your citizenship should be revoked.
I fucking hope his citizenship gets revoked, he doesn't deserve it.
[QUOTE=woolio1;45107446]Is that... a bomb with a tiny bomb on the end of it?[/QUOTE]
Bombs reproduce by budding
[QUOTE=Reagy;45107585]I fucking hope his citizenship gets revoked, he doesn't deserve it.[/QUOTE]
If he's fighting a holy war he knows he might not come back from, he might have already renounced it.
*WTF? This guy left his [B]3 kids and wife[/B] to go play soldier?*
nah man its more like serious sam
You all seem to be assuming that this guy actually believes what he is saying.
This is probably just ISIS propaganda.
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;45107384]Has he got a 25 kill streak yet[/QUOTE]
We would have heard of some country getting nuclear blasted if he did.
Also, even terrorists think anything else is better than Call of Duty.
I'm really not one to make bold angsty statements, but anyone who thinks massacreing innocent people is fun is a disgusting human being and deserves to be shot.
[editline]14th June 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Thlis;45107639]You all seem to be assuming that this guy actually believes what he is saying.
This is probably just ISIS propaganda.[/QUOTE]
I 100% believe it, ISIS is a sick, disgusting, abhorrent organization.
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;45107523]Of course it's like a video gave to him, he doesn't know what it's like yet to have his ass handed to him on a hot lead platter.
On a light hearted note, out of my entire experience in the Marines only one thing was like call of duty. That was shooting at night with NV goggles and IR lasers. That shit is exactly like what it looks like in MW2[/QUOTE]
Nah.
I hated wearing them. I remember we dropped into a town and I fucking face planted because I walked into a bicycle laying in the dirt.
When COD lets you trip on old bicycles then it'll be realistic.
Well he can stay the fuck out of Britain now, his new country is with those cunts.
"Speaking from an internet cafe near his terror training camp in Idlib, northwest Syria, Al-Britani said: "It's really really fun"."
Seeing as he's still in training, i'm willing to bet his opinion will change as soon as he starts getting shot at.
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;45107430]You know, I feared that our generation would grow up playing cowapoopy and join the armed forces thinking WOW THIS'LL BE JUST LIKE THE GAME
I wasn't expecting the retardation to benefit us[/QUOTE]
how is a guy joining terrorists benefiting us?
mods bring back bad reading
[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;45108995]how is a guy joining terrorists benefiting us?
mods bring back bad reading[/QUOTE]
Because chances are he'll get obliterated either by the Iraqis, Iranians or the Americans.
[QUOTE=ZakkShock;45107460]I thought it was a baby fat-man TBH[/QUOTE]
No it is obviously an Ak47
Wow shitty game taste and a terrorist. If he said ARMA, I might have been sightly convinced.
Al-Britani? Abu Sumayyah the Briton?
Is that a nickname he was given by other fighters when he got there? Did he choose that name, was it by birth?
That's... Not good.
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