Post the shockingly bad or great car ads you come across in here:
[url]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VAUXHALL-CORSA-MODIFIED-PROJECT-1-2-REDTOP-MAYBE-SWAP-/250812183579?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a6592341b[/url]
[img]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/$(KGrHqUOKiME13nrv!RZBNuuuvCWI!~~_3.JPG[/img]
[quote=ad]
HI HERE WE HAVE A CORSA 1.2!
MAY SWAP WHAT HAVE YOU GOT???!!
(COULD DO WITH A REDTOP IN THIS CAR THEN IT WOULD BE ONE OF A KIND BUT THATS UP TO THE NEW OWNER)
ONLY REASON OF SELLING IS THE TAX IS RUNNING OUT SO NO WHERE TO KEEP IT.
COPY THIS LINK AN LOOK AT THE CORSA ON YOUTUBE
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlNoMUEYkrs[/url]
FOR THE GOOD POINTS..
START FIRST TIME GO AND RUNS GREAT LOOK AT THE VIDEO!
BODY KIT
FRONT BUMPER COST £60
BONNET VENT £25
ARCHS £40
SIDE SKIRTS £45
BACK BUMPER £35
SO AS YOU CAN SEE LOTS OF MONEY HAS BEEN SPENT AND TIME.
BEEN SPRAYED GOLD WITH A BLACK BONNET AND A WHITE ROOF LOOKS REALLY COOL COULD WITH A CLEAR COAT BUT THATS REALLY UP TO THE NEW OWNER MAYBE
NOW FOR THE BAD BITS!!!!
NEEDS A IGNITION BARREL and key CAN PICK ONE UP FROM THE SCRAPY FOR 15-20 POUND AND THE DOOR LOCK DO HAVE THE OLD KEY BUT ITS SHAPED IN THE BARREL BUT CAN STILL START THE CAR AND RUNS GREAT...
TWO REAR LIGHTS AND I CANT FIND THEM THERE ABOUT 20 FOR THE PAIR ON HERE
NEEDS THE DOOR CARD BACK ON
AND THE STEERING WHEEL ON TOO
AND WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH ALLOY WHEEL'S
AN COULD DO WITH A CLEAN!
........
CASH ON COLLECTION
PICK UP ONLY AN WILL NEED A TRAILER!!!!
COLLECTION WITH IN A WEEK NO MORE!..
SOO HAPPY BIDDING
NEED TO NOW ANYTHING ASK ME
THANKS FOR LOOKING
[/quote]
Some of the questions to the seller are classic!
[quote]
Q: aup mate wanna swap for a full DJ set up an air rifle lol
A: sorry no thanks mate i need the money
Q: I think I've found your tail lights - They appear to be on the dashboard! Cheers,
A: noo there just the light holders its the lights them self i cant find thanks
Q: Can I ask who sprayed the car and why the steerin wheel is off
A: hi there my friend and the steering wheel is off because its easya to get the barrel to take it off but never got around to finishing it
Q: Hi how much are you roughly looking for the car?
A: hi there i was just gona let it run thanks
[/quote]
Look at the other pics in there too.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sxb9mPjHLE[/media]
He's saying everything with a serious monotone voice :v: The ambient noises made it even worse, lol
(you gotta understand Finnish to know what hes saying, but w/e)
[QUOTE=Pringles.;29609615][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sxb9mPjHLE[/media]
He's saying everything with a serious monotone voice :v: The ambient noises made it even worse, lol
(you gotta understand Finnish to know what hes saying, but w/e)[/QUOTE]
It sounds like he's trying seduce me with his dulcet, scandinavian tones.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMg7y3Xr7jU&feature=related[/media]
I see his commercials every damn day and they're AWFUL
[QUOTE=Doozle;29613582]It sounds like he's trying seduce me with his dulcet, scandinavian tones.[/QUOTE]
Swoon~
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;29621209][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMg7y3Xr7jU&feature=related[/media]
I see his commercials every damn day and they're AWFUL[/QUOTE]
Gotta love local commercials.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPwB8t2DXI8[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQO0v_HEGU0&feature=related[/media]
I think this guy is usually on cocaine when he produces these commercials.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOMevwgpVHI&feature=youtu.be[/media]
Really pointless local auto commercials just tick me off whenever I hear one in the backround.
[QUOTE=Zorlok;29626418][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQO0v_HEGU0&feature=related[/media]
I think this guy is usually on cocaine when he produces these commercials.[/QUOTE]
WWJD
[b]W[/b]hat [b]W[/b]ould [b]J[/b]esus [b]D[/b]rive.
[editline]5th May 2011[/editline]
I'll give you a hint, not a Hyundai.
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;29626588]WWJD
[b]W[/b]hat [b]W[/b]ould [b]J[/b]esus [b]D[/b]rive.
[/QUOTE]
If he followed his "turn the other cheek" policy on the roads (especially New Jersey), there'd be so many dents in his car no-one would be able to tell anyway.
[sp]lol conker[/sp]
The saxo adverts had some huge building demolisher ball go into the side of it to represent the excellent strength
*cough*
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbfL0wYwkwk[/media]
[media][URL=http://img155.imageshack.us/i/xzxxm.jpg/][IMG]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4994/xzxxm.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/media]
^ Click this after seeing video
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH9Po0zMXBM[/media]
Skip to 8:16
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CibMLjiL_Q&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/media]
These commercials are so annoying, mostly because the two have no idea how to talk slowly or do anything but stand. Also, the actual commercials aren't jagged and choppy like that video.
generally all commercials that show a car driving up walls and shit
its like what the fuck this isnt what it does
Needs more power slides n shit
[editline]7th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=MrWhite;29642658][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CibMLjiL_Q&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/media]
These commercials are so annoying, mostly because the two have no idea how to talk slowly or do anything but stand.[/QUOTE]
oh fuck i hate those tiny dealership commercials
sooo bad
[editline]7th May 2011[/editline]
LODSEMONE!
[img]http://gyazo.com/089465131c9da3a3a8ae024507e4fe1f.png[/img]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx80xs2Vd9o[/media]
I've been here. He listens to the devil.
[QUOTE=MrWhite;29642658][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CibMLjiL_Q&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL[/media]
These commercials are so annoying, mostly because the two have no idea how to talk slowly or do anything but stand. Also, the actual commercials aren't jagged and choppy like that video.[/QUOTE]
Well, at least it's informative and not actually TERRIBLE like that one hyundai one.
Well this add isnt exactly for cars itself but its related to them
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHhZjX__WUs[/media]
[QUOTE=Blaster;30053924]I've been here. He listens to the devil.[/QUOTE]
He does look like the kind of guy that would fuck you over
Not cars, but still:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cMHuPPaNiE[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Jpcy2GZ1Q[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPJKHRPrnPQ[/media]
That is so dumb.
Also, isn't Audi in a lawsuit with Eminem for stealing some of his music for a commercial? And ripping off of the Chrysler 200 commercial?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX5rwqgIcAo[/media]
I know people hate the Juke, but the commercial for it is great.
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