[quote][B]Cultural disgrace or not, it is this: The first film about the history of the 33 miners will be a porno. It will be called “The mine swallowed the 33″ and the director and announced that it shall contain social criticism to the problems of mining in Chile.[/B]
The film will star xxx Chilean actress Anna Karenina, 20, who said that “since the 13 years that my dream is to be porn star. It always caught my attention, so I’m happy with it. “
Meanwhile, the film’s director, Leonardo Barrera, said he prefers to “make movies with a plot.” That is why the film will focus on the history of Yonni Barrios, the miner who asked to be greeted by his wife and his lover.
“Do not think that we will show a huge orgy on the screen. What we do is take all the miners and do something nice, but also with social critique. All this is part of the celebration of ten years of the Chilean porn “explained the director.
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[url]http://momento24.com/en/2010/11/04/33-miners-the-first-film-about-their-history-will-be-a-porno/[/url]
[img]http://momento24.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/karenina.jpg[/img]
what.
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuyglB7ND1qzma4ho1_500.jpg[/img]
:wtc:
My mine is full of fuck.
this is so offensive yet so hilarious at the same time
Rule 34, nothing, at all, is safe from it's reign of salty terror.
Mine shaft 69.
"Well, time for us to explore your [i] deep [/i] hole there lady"
Just threw up in my mouth
The porn industry will go anywhere
But isn't it illegal if they're miners :downs:
I wonder if this movie will get [i]shafted[/i].
Oh I was hoping it would be a gay orgy.
Its about 33 South Americans getting stuck in a porn stars hole at once.
I have lost faith in humanity. When did it become ok to make porn out of a national crisis. Whats next, 9/11, god help us all
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;25930025]Rule 34, nothing, at all, is safe from it's reign of salty terror.[/QUOTE]
Thank god for rule 35.
Are you shitting me
I swear to god, I hope who ever faps to this has their dick shrivel up into nothingness
i was hoping for a gay orgy tbh
Next let's have holocaust: the porn movie
[QUOTE=JoetheHoe;25930897]Next let's have holocaust: the porn movie[/QUOTE]
Get in the ass chamber
Could be worse, could be called 33 Minors. That would be a very different sort of porn...
Hahahahaha this is going to be awesome :v:
[quote]The film will star xxx Chilean actress Anna Karenina, 20, who said that “since the 13 years that my dream is to be porn star.[/quote]
so wait you were 7 when you wanted to be a pornstar
[quote]Meanwhile, the film’s director, Leonardo Barrera, said he prefers to “make movies with a plot.[/quote]
Is it really surprising that the only filmmakers in the entertainment industry that grasp this simple concept are porno directors?
The pornographic industry really stepped up in the plot/storyline over the years. From epic films;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fsTe3fuLQc[/media]
To political films;
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVBQuZASidU[/media]
I think I'm gonna be sick.
:wtf:
Seriously.
:wtf:
"oh no we're going to have to squeeze you guys out of this hole with no lube"
[QUOTE=Habsburg;25931265]so wait you were 7 when you wanted to be a pornstar[/QUOTE]
No, since she was 13 years old. Bad Spanish to English translation.
We say "Desde los 13 años"
- lit. "Since the 13 years"
- Correct translation: "Since I was 13 years old"
Let me insert my rescue capsule in your tight, deep, hole.
And pull it back out very slowly.
:smug:
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