"I'll put my foot so far up your ass it'll kill ya!" - Jealous man murders his friend by doing exact - Polidicks

[video=youtube;qWUXkR4Bn6U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWUXkR4Bn6U[/video] [QUOTE]Alcohol and jealousy caused a 28-years-old man from Nizhny Novgorod to murder his friend in a very weird manner. [B]He literally shoved his foot up his friend’s rectum[/B], causing serious injuries and internal bleeding, from which the man died.[/QUOTE] [url]http://redhotrussia.com/jealous-man-kills-friend/[/url] [QUOTE]According to local reports, Vladimir Krasnov, 28, of Nizhny Novgorod had decided to make good on the oft-heard threat following a drunken fight with his 48-year-old friend Sergei over Krasnov's girlfriend Yelena. [...] Sergei suffered severe internal bleeding as a result, and eventually died at the scene.[/QUOTE] [url]http://gawker.com/5993612/fight-over-woman-ends-in-death-after-man-shoves-a-foot-up-his-friends-ass[/url]

Well shit.

I saw a video and immediately thought OH GOD HE RECORDED IT? NOPE NOPE NOPE then realized it was on youtube. Not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed :v:

The next day must have been one really shitty hangover.

I'm still waiting for someone to rip someone's head off and shit down their neck.

I am waiting for somebody to do that "I will tear your head off and shit down your neck" thing.

NoDachi I will tear your head off and shit down your neck

[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;40185163]NoDachi I will tear your head off and shit down your neck[/QUOTE] blow it out ur ass

Wow 15 years for that if convicted I feel bad for him

[QUOTE=shian;40185206]Wow 15 years for that if convicted I feel bad for him[/QUOTE] I imagine he won't get fucked with in the prison, tho.

holy fuck that's painful JESUS

How...do you shove a foot up someones ass? It would be almost impossibly tight and you know. You would have to be the hulk to do something like that.

Of all this time, I never though it was possible...

[IMG]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e17/kurippy/red-forman-773520.jpg[/IMG] Somewhere, Red Forman is smiling.

Vladimir and Sergey, you couldn't get much more russian.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;40185562]How...do you shove a foot up someones ass? It would be almost impossibly tight and you know. You would have to be the hulk to do something like that.[/QUOTE] Well apparently you don't. Assholes are pretty stretchy.

Alcohol, the tame, everyday, socially accepted drug. I don't want to start a bullshit drug debate about "Good" and "bad" drugs but for the sake of comedy, remind me, when was the last time a jealous lover hit a bong and foot-fisted (what a word) his best friend to death instead of laughing it off at the taco bell at 2:30 AM

How did he even get someone into the position where he was able to do that?

some people go in uncontrollable rages while drunk...

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;40185562]How...do you shove a foot up someones ass? It would be almost impossibly tight and you know. You would have to be the hulk to do something like that.[/QUOTE] No, you just have to not care. You can do a hell of a lot of damage to an orifice with just a small portion of your strength.

[QUOTE=Comcastic;40185617][IMG]http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e17/kurippy/red-forman-773520.jpg[/IMG] Somewhere, Red Forman is smiling.[/QUOTE] I thought he hated commies

My first thought was this [I]"Your head is going up his ass, his head is going up his ass, and you get the short end of the straw, cause your head is going up my ass!"[/I] /Hancock

foot up your ass bitch, damn that gotta hurt

And to think, his friend would have lived if only Vlad had trimmed his toenails regularly. In prison he will be known as Vlad the foot in the ass Impaler.

Only in Russia.

This is so Russian an ushanka spontaneously sprouted from my head and my tea turned into vodka. Za zdarov'e!

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;40185562]How...do you shove a foot up someones ass? It would be almost impossibly tight and you know. You would have to be the hulk to do something like that.[/QUOTE] Have you met my friend, the steel toe?

[QUOTE=Appellation;40186102]No, you just have to not care. You can do a hell of a lot of damage to an orifice with just a small portion of your strength.[/QUOTE] Just trust me on this. Be careful with booze and holes.

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;40185562]How...do you shove a foot up someones ass? It would be almost impossibly tight and you know. You would have to be the hulk to do something like that.[/QUOTE] [thumb]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71FMfYjKK5L._SL1322_.jpg[/thumb]

everyone in that video is potatohead