Not Gouda for you: Kim Jong-Un may be seriously ill from eating too much Emmental Cheese - Polidicks

[t]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1945467.1411135642!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/north-korea-government.jpg?enlarged[/t] [url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-un-ill-eating-emmental-cheese-report-article-1.1945468[/url] [QUOTE]Is a dangerous cheese addiction making Kim Jong-un seriously ill? North Korea's demented despot dictator is reportedly ballooning in weight after getting hooked on Emmental, a cheese produced in Switzerland. The 31-year-old is said to be importing huge quantities of the savory Swiss treat — which he first discovered while studying in the European country as a child. Rumors surrounding his dairy dependence surfaced after he appeared on TV with a swollen face. He also had a limp during the Pyongyang ceremony marking the 20th anniversary of the death of the nation’s founder Kim Il-sung. Dissidents who have fled the Hermit Kingdom, where millions of citizens are reportedly starving to death, said his increasing weight was affecting his health. And they claimed he was bulking himself up in a bid to look like his grandfather. "North Koreans think being fat is good, unlike South Koreans who want to be skinny," defector Cho Myung-Chul, of the Korea Institute for International Economic Policy, [URL="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kim-jong-un-loves-cheese-much-4277766"]told the Mirror[/URL]. "There is a high chance Jong-un intentionally gained weight to look like Il-sung," he added.[/QUOTE] Note: Emmental cheese is otherwise known as Swiss cheese.

It's like a parody of a dystopian state, kooky dictator and all.

Swiss is like my least favorite cheese [editline]20th September 2014[/editline] Havarti best cheese

[QUOTE]North Koreans think being fat is good[/QUOTE] I would be a [b][i]god[/i][/b].

The Swiss poisoned him, confirmed

[QUOTE=Snowmew;46029417]I would be a [b][i]god[/i][/b].[/QUOTE] North Korean dream of not malnourish [editline]20th September 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Trebgarta;46029420]What if he dies of obesity What will happen when an interregnum of glorious leaders happen Maybe the generals will just say "Fuck it , lets unite" We depend on you switzerland![/QUOTE] Death of obesity they would probably consider something akin to premature ascension to heaven.

[QUOTE]Is a dangerous cheese addiction making Kim Jong-un seriously ill?[/QUOTE] They couldn't resist

He got ill? Like father, like son.

[quote]dangerous cheese[/quote] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/r05jKeE.jpg[/IMG] This is the hero North Korea needs.

I'm certain an [i]American[/i] wouldn't have gotten sick from all that cheese, Kim Jong-un. Seriously. I could probably decide to survive off of nothing but <GENERIC GOVERNMENT-ISSUE CHEESE PRODUCT> and live to at least 70 years old. My skin might turn slightly off-color from all the artificial coloring though, but that's okay.

So if he dies who would his heir be? His two brothers both dislike North Korea and would probably just be a thorn in the rest of the government's side. Would that just be the end of the Kim dynasty?

[QUOTE=Jojje;46029423]The Swiss poisoned him, confirmed[/QUOTE] Sorry.

I'm really curious about what would happen if he died. Civil war between the generals?

[QUOTE=Jojje;46029423]The Swiss poisoned him, confirmed[/QUOTE] it's the best we could do [editline]20th September 2014[/editline] ninja

gouda is pronounced how-dah though isnt it

[QUOTE=Scot;46030052]gouda is pronounced how-dah though isnt it[/QUOTE] how-dah, and as far as I know that's the town's pronunciation. I dunno if the cheese is any different.

gouda pronounced as gou-da

[QUOTE=Scot;46030052]gouda is pronounced how-dah though isnt it[/QUOTE] As someone from and currently in the town of Gouda, how-dah is mostly correct, but it starts with one of those g's that sound like a throat sound. [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Nl-Gouda.ogg]Like this[/url].

[QUOTE=Jojje;46029423]The Swiss poisoned him, confirmed[/QUOTE] Wouldn't it be messed up if all of the food that was exported to NK were poisoned?

"Being fat is healthy" and the entire country is poor as hell while the leaders stuffed their fat face funnily they have like, no health care, so he's probably screwed [editline]20th September 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=proch;46029693]I'm really curious about what would happen if he died. Civil war between the generals?[/QUOTE] some shithead replaces him probably I doubt Kim is in control to be honest Kim pretends to be in control while a military leader does everything sounds very soviet and sneaky

[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46030144]You would kill everyone in North Korea as they are very dependent on foreign aid. Except the Kim's they have a entire government branch dedicated to the survival of the Kim dynasty.[/QUOTE] Who's going to succeed Un anyway? Has he already appointed a successor? If it was one of his brothers I suppose Kim Jong-Chul is the only real choice.

[QUOTE=MasterFen006;46030183]Who's going to succeed Un anyway? Has he already appointed a successor? If it was one of his brothers I suppose Kim Jong-Chul is the only real choice.[/QUOTE] I hope for some insane reason they have to appoint one of his brothers that they kept hidden from the media and he's a total shithead compared to Jong-Un

Do yourself a favour. If you ever see "Old Amsterdam" for sale. Buy it, all of it. It's expensive, but it's the best cheese ever. [img]http://www.levensmiddelenkrant.nl/uploads/foto/OLD_AMSTERDAM_HOLLAND-A840x630.jpg[/img] I have no clue how readily available it is outside of the Netherlands.

[QUOTE=Teddybeer;46030239]Un was pretty much the only option left. Chul was rejected because he was to girly. Nam is in exile. Now they just need to hope Un's arteries don't clog before he creates offspring. (In a sense the dynasty managers have the most power in North Korea and decid almost everything. They are also not afraid to just execute people if they think they will form a problem or just dislike you.)[/QUOTE] He's supposedly had a daughter, but even if she's in her twenties when Un passes I doubt she'll take his place.

He just developed an allergy, if you eat something a lot over and over again that's pretty much what happens.

This has happened to me. I've sometimes bough like 500g or 1kg of Emmentaler block and I've eaten it all and nearly died.

[QUOTE=J!NX;46030160] funnily they have like, no health care, so he's probably screwed [/QUOTE] They have a health care system, it's just reserved for the elites, like pretty much all other infrastructure.

Kim is believed to have been going to school in Switzerland. He fell for our trap

Can't say I blame him, swiss cheese is the shit.

The NK government are great at covering up their dirty little secrets. Look here... He's actually turning himself into Swiss cheese, he thinks it'll make him a God. [t]http://i.imgur.com/KCeSb4w.jpg[/t]