• Elderly Former Convict Robs Bank Because He Missed Jail
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[IMG]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/197ctuleotqvvjpg/original.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]An aging ex-con who deliberately got caught robbing a bank so he could go back to prison should have his wish fulfilled, federal prosecutors say.Walter Unbehaun, 73, spent most of his adult life behind bars, and was apparently so unhappy living as a free man that he stuck up the BMO Harris Bank at 7077 W. Dempster St. in north suburban Niles on Feb. 9 with the intention of being caught, according to the [I]Chicago Sun-Times[/I]. He told FBI agents he “wanted to go back to the only life he knew — prison life,” according to court papers filed this week by the U.S. Attorney’s office. Prosecutors want U.S. District Judge Sharon Johnson Coleman to lock him up for six to eight years, a sentence they acknowledge “would seem to be rewarding him for precisely the behavior we seek to deter.” But they say Unbehaun’s willingness to stick up a bank, even though he walks with a cane and has had hip-replacement surgery, shows just how determined he is to stay behind bars, making him a public danger at an age when most criminals have settled down. “Did the system fail Mr. Unbehaun?,” prosecutor Sharon Fairley wrote in the filing. “We may never know. But, what we do know is, clearly, Unbehaun lacks the desire to lead a law-abiding life outside of prison walls.” He was was arrested outside a North Chicago motel by FBI agents and Niples police the day after the robbery. Agents received tips from people who had seen media coverage of the robbery, the FBI said at the time.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/national-international/Elderly-Ex-Con-Robs-Bank-Because-He-Missed-Prison-233111181.html[/URL] [editline]25th November 2013[/editline] How sad, prison becomes your only home. :(
Sounds vaguely like Red just before the ending of the Shawshank Redemption.
In jail since 1963, jesus
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;42969307]Sounds vaguely like Red just before the ending of the Shawshank Redemption.[/QUOTE] More like Brooks than Red, he was an institutionalized man. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl3J_QDBRMs[/media]
Understandable. He only ever learned how to life in prison, not freedom. I guess it's the other way around when you lived most of your life in freedom and end up in prison for the rest of your life.
[QUOTE=imptastick;42969365]More like Brooks than Red, he was an institutionalized man. [/QUOTE] :( [THUMB]http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130911004529/shawshank/images/3/3c/Shawshank-brooks-hang.png[/THUMB]
You can take him out of jail but you can't take the jail out of him
Why didn't they just shoot him in the legs?
most people who have served a large portion of their life in jail pretty much never manages to stay out of jail. understandable, considering they pretty much forget how to "live"
he had to of done something to get that many years in prison
[QUOTE=Jmir 54;42969589]Why didn't they just shoot him in the legs?[/QUOTE] ???
[QUOTE=Dr.C;42969439]You can take him out of jail but you can't take the jail out of him[/QUOTE] Probably couldn't get that other inmate out of him either. Stupid prison jokes aside. This is pretty sad. :\ first thought was Shawshank.
[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;42969433]:( [THUMB]http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130911004529/shawshank/images/3/3c/Shawshank-brooks-hang.png[/THUMB][/QUOTE] Aw shit man, was that really necessary? Now I'm sad.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;42970548]Aw shit man, was that really necessary? Now I'm sad.[/QUOTE] I like to think he's jumping with joy.
[quote]“Did the system fail Mr. Unbehaun?,” prosecutor Sharon Fairley wrote in the filing. “We may never know. But, what we do know is, clearly, Unbehaun lacks the desire to lead a law-abiding life outside of prison walls.”[/quote] no i'm pretty sure the system did fail mr unbehaun, if the prison system took him in and spit him out unable to cope with life on the outside, ya its failed him and wasted his life. this is exactly why the prison system in the U.S. is so royally fucked up and needs to be refocused on reform and positive life-skills [editline]24th November 2013[/editline] you can't just lock someone up for 20-30 years, and then suddenly toss him out and expect him to be able to get a job and pay taxes and abide by the law, espeacially with no skills or support behind him
[QUOTE=Sableye;42972064]no i'm pretty sure the system did fail mr unbehaun, if the prison system took him in and spit him out unable to cope with life on the outside, ya its failed him and wasted his life. this is exactly why the prison system in the U.S. is so royally fucked up and needs to be refocused on reform and positive life-skills [editline]24th November 2013[/editline] you can't just lock someone up for 20-30 years, and then suddenly toss him out and expect him to be able to get a job and pay taxes and abide by the law, espeacially with no skills or support behind him[/QUOTE] rofl, "positive life skills" try teaching that to gangs of thugs, racists, murderers, robbers, gangsters and every other lowlife you can imagine prison isnt really about making the prisoners better, its just to punish you so you dont ever pull dumb shit again
[QUOTE=TheStateTrooper;42969715]he had to of done something to get that many years in prison[/QUOTE] Probably but the US gives life sentences for none-violent crimes. It's court system is also set up so that people have to plead guilty if they don't have an army of lawyers. [editline]24th November 2013[/editline] You know, everybody should have seen the Shawshank Redemption by now but alot of people have not.
[QUOTE=TheStateTrooper;42972092]rofl, "positive life skills" try teaching that to gangs of thugs, racists, murderers, robbers, gangsters and every other lowlife you can imagine prison isnt really about making the prisoners better, its just to punish you so you dont ever pull dumb shit again[/QUOTE] Except if you've lost all your ability to deal with a normal life, as we would know it, because you've spent so much time inside , and know that committing crime will put you back where you feel you belong, why would you stop? Or if you're in for short time, and get treated like shit, it's not hard to feel like society doesn't a shit about you in general, so why should you give a shit about society? May as well take what you can, because regardless if you do or don't you're gonna be fucked over anyway.
[QUOTE=TheStateTrooper;42972092]rofl, "positive life skills" try teaching that to gangs of thugs, racists, murderers, robbers, gangsters and every other lowlife you can imagine prison isnt really about making the prisoners better, its just to punish you so you dont ever pull dumb shit again[/QUOTE] but it's more likely they'll pull dumb shit again if you drop them back into the shithole that molded them into criminals while slapping them a criminal record which make his life more shit our prison system sucks sorry, 'punishment' oriented prisons gets trumped by reform-oriented prisons every time
[QUOTE=Hamsteronfire;42969433]:( [THUMB]http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130911004529/shawshank/images/3/3c/Shawshank-brooks-hang.png[/THUMB][/QUOTE] [T]http://cdn0.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/263196/shawshank-redemption-brooks-was-here.jpg[/t]
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