Man Gets Arrested For Shooting Himself In The Nuts - Polidicks

[IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRlCSCis6C1asTK5rkqt3uWXNN26pX8O8rd8CdTg7fkIEUiWCEcjshmKtow[/IMG] [QUOTE=koco.com]A metro man looking to sell a gun he had recently purchased accidentally shot himself in the groin on Saturday when he tried to make sure the weapon worked properly, police said. Tavares Colbert, 36, told police on Saturday morning from an emergency room at an Oklahoma City hospital that he accidentally shot himself earlier that day. Colbert said he had purchased the weapon in Kansas and planned to sell it to a buyer who planned to meet him at a 7-Eleven convenience store on SE 44th Street and Shields Boulevard. He said he pulled over to make sure the gun worked properly when it fired, hitting him in the groin. Colbert told police that he panicked and drove himself to Southwest Medical Center. Police said they soon learned that Colbert had a felony background, which precludes him from being able to possess a weapon. "That's why I was going to sell it," Colbert allegedly told police. He was treated at the hospital and released. Colbert was soon arrested and faces possible charges of possession of a firearm.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.koco.com/news/oklahomanews/okc/Police-Man-testing-gun-accidentally-shoots-self-in-groin/-/11777584/15563108/-/nchk44z/-/index.html[/url] I think getting shot in the nuts is punishment enough.

Wow, not only does he buy a gun, fully knowing it's illegal for him to own one, but then he shoots himself in the crotch making sure it works?

He's the brightest among us, for sure.

I really hope he ruined his ability to reproduce. This will officially be the best example of natural selection I've ever read about.

You know if I wanted to know if the weapon was working, I'd aim it at a wall or some object like that Not your fucking balls

Well I'm sure he didn't do it on purpose, he probably just didn't know how to properly handle it. And now he can't handle his other pistol.

What a nutter.

I bet hes going nuts atfer being arrested.

so did he blow it off or what

this story is a load of bollocks

Darwin Awards' Best of 2012.

man the arrest is like insult to injury

[QUOTE=Pitchfork;36837151]Darwin Awards' Best of 2012.[/QUOTE] In a nutshell, basically.

Must suck balls if that happend to him.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;36837221]Must suck balls if that happend to him.[/QUOTE] What balls?

[QUOTE=Pitchfork;36837151]Darwin Awards' Best of 2012.[/QUOTE] Except you have to die to get nominated. Ah, nevermind. "Nominee must be dead or rendered sterile." So I guess this counts too.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;36837382]Except you have to die to get nominated. Ah, nevermind. "Nominee must be dead or rendered sterile." So I guess this counts too.[/QUOTE] Just like the guy who put his nutsack in a golfball-cleaner. He didn't die either, but he won an award regardless because he neutered himself and thus got removed from the genepool.

This has to be the guy's worst day ever. First he blows his cock off (and not in a good way) and now he's going to jail for it.

When I saw the picture I thought Cuba Gooding Jr shot himself.

[QUOTE=V12US;36837866]Just like the guy who put his nutsack in a golfball-cleaner. He didn't die either, but he won an award regardless because he neutered himself and thus got removed from the genepool.[/QUOTE] Holy shit.

Is it just me, or does he look a bit like Tracy Morgan?

[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;36843534]Is it just me, or does he look a bit like Tracy Morgan?[/QUOTE] I'm really not getting that vibe.

[QUOTE=V12US;36837866]Just like the guy who put his nutsack in a golfball-cleaner. He didn't die either, but he won an award regardless because he neutered himself and thus got removed from the genepool.[/QUOTE] What was he expecting, a shiny scrotum? Who looks at one of those fuckers and thinks "I'm gonna put my balls in that." and then actually fucking does it?

I fucking hate the law that states that a convicted felon can be sentenced to more prison time for even being near a firearm or ammunition of any kind. My dad was in for 7 years over 4 grams of weed he planned to sell. This was circa 1985. He can't have firearms, crossbows, fireworks, airguns, or the ammo for these.

I want to know exactly what his plan to 'see if it worked' was. What, you pull over by the side of the road, pull out the gun and.... Fire randomly into the air? Shoot at a dog or something? I may be cynical but I suspect he was going to use it, rob someone or whatever, but shot himself because he was pumped with adrenaline. As he loiters around an ATM or something, he reaches for the gun jammed down the front of his pants and as he pulls it out he accidentally pulls the trigger.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36836667]Wow, not only does he buy a gun, fully knowing it's illegal for him to own one, but then he shoots himself in the crotch making sure it works?[/QUOTE] The first part isn't that uncommon, plenty of criminals own a gun illegally since they're already breaking the law and don't plan on getting caught doing what they do, and typically the gun wouldn't be registered to them or anyone they knew in case they had to use it. I don't really get what he was going to try to test it on, though.

[video=youtube;k90QlPUfAXw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k90QlPUfAXw[/video] "Ain't this an old fashioned shot to the nutsack"

[QUOTE=zombini;36844287]I fucking hate the law that states that a convicted felon can be sentenced to more prison time for even being near a firearm or ammunition of any kind. My dad was in for 7 years over 4 grams of weed he planned to sell. This was circa 1985. He can't have firearms, crossbows, fireworks, airguns, or the ammo for these.[/QUOTE] Yeah, they should make that law only apply to violent crime. Also criminalizing weed is stupid.