Hey guys how's it going!
You may remember me from such threads as:
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?827606-Is-My-Weed-Good-The-Consumer-s-Guide]Is My Weed Good?: The Consumer's Guide[/url]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?902080-Paraphernalia-The-ULTIMATE-Guide]Paraphernalia: The ULTIMATE Guide[/url]
and the original smarkmaster
Long time no thread, eh?
Well I'm really bored right now, just smoked a bowl (the only bowl that I could smoke), and now I'm really bored. I'm on that borderline of not high, but yet not sober, and I'm not entirely sure if it would even be fair to call myself high, but it just wouldn't feel right to say I'm sober.
So anyways, I was thinking, DD, I don't entirely know who you are. It seems as though we were kind of pushed together out of common interests, without any formal introduction. I'd like to fix that, my dear DD.
I'm Poo Monst3r:
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I currently live in the great city of Toronto:
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But before I moved to Toronto, I actually lived in London, Ontario. On a street named, ironically, High Street. In fact, I was on the corner of Baker Street and High Street. And on New Years 2009, my friend parked his car right on the intersection, with no one around and I was on mushrooms, and we blazed a fat bowl right there in the middle of the street.
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All of my friends are still in London. I don't really have any 'friends' here in Toronto, I've lived here since August. I miss my friends a lot.
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Those were my 2 best buds. We went through High School together. Sometimes I go back to London to visit them, but I have 2 jobs right now and I'm working 7 days a week so it gets hard. But alas, I like to grasp onto what I do have, and that is music. I love to play guitar.
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That is an iPhone on the bed, I forgot that was there. That means that picture has my 2 of my most loved possessions in the world in it. That guitar was my first guitar, I actually bought a different guitar (Cort Earth 100) when I was backpacking in BC (that's British Columbia) last Summer.
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I fucking love travelling. I've been all over Europe, and last Summer was BC. I found my most loved place in Canada while I was out there. It's called Nelson, BC.
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Just beautiful. After I got back from BC, I was forced into my new Toronto home, stuck in the basement of my parent's new house, and have been hibernating down here ever since.
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As for my love life. Kind of a sad story. There was this girl...
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And we were the best of friends. Always talking, having fun. She wrote me letters from london, I wrote her back. She made me happy. And I told her that. Last Friday, she was leaving for Australia for 2 months to work. I figured I should tell her how I feel about her before she leaves and meets a bunch of hot Australian men and does lord knows what. So her being in London at the time, and me being in Toronto, we were texting as usual. I slowly pulled it out, not all at once, but spread out over several back and forth texts until she finally clued into what I was telling her. In retrospect, the fact that she didn't catch on before was probably a sign that she didn't have the same feelings as I did. She told me she just really likes being my friend. We decided we should act like I said nothing and continue on with being friends...
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That was the last text I've gotten from her. But I've decided it's time for me to meet some Toronto girls. I start my second job on Saturday, so maybe I'll meet some people there. I just feel like a manic antisocial nutcase right now. I just need to get out and party, get drunk, get real fucked up, and enjoy life again, like I did in London. With some good ol' Sailor Jerry's.
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By far my favorite alcohol. Some people call it harsh, I think it's the easiest to drink Rum available. And it's 46% too, this shit ain't cheap! That bottle is actually from the last time I got drunk, which was when some friends form London came up for my birthday (October 1). The best part about Sailor Jerry's is that when you're finished the bottle, you get to see a beautiful woman on the inside of the bottle. So far I've seen about 6 different women, with many repeats.
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But down here in my basement, I don't do too much drinking alone (actually I don't do any drinking alone, that would be very sad). When I get back from work during the week (my second job is a weekend job), it's usually about 7 or 8, and I sit down and come on Facepunch. Maybe play some WoW, or jam on my guitar for a bit. But really, Facepunch, DD, you are actually like friends to me. The crazy antics of Anubis, the backing voice of Kyle (he doesn't know it, but he's one of my favorite people here!), and of course dustbusta (<3 you too). Zeemlapje, Dan the Man, Mumblecrust, and Adrego, the frequent Goldies of DD. And the others who aren't as important, but are still commoners who I always love to see post, like rnate, CjenX, Dirtbox (you're cool too). And then there's Lenni. You are all a part of this forum, and I love you all.
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Oh yeah, and my dad went to acting classes with Keanu Reeves.
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Yes, my dad looks weird in that picture, and yes they look kind of gay, but they were best friends back then. They probably even blazed together.
So now you know me. Let's hear more about you DD.
Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you, Poo Monst3r. My real actual name is David, and I live in the state of Colorado, in USA. I was born here, but my family was born in Russia, so I guess I can call myself a Russian. And, of course, with being Russian comes the stereotype of drinking, which I funnily enforce. I prefer to drink straight-up vodka, and chase it with weed. I have been smoking weed for about a year, and am yet to have any bad experiences. I also love traveling. So far I've been to Russia, Canada, Mexico, Holland, Belgium, and Germany. I wish to go to Russia, which is kind of my homeland. Also, happy late birthday!
[QUOTE=Glitch360;25413250]Hi, it's a pleasure to meet you, Poo Monst3r. My real actual name is David, and I live in the state of Colorado, in USA. I was born here, but [b]my family was born in Russian[/b], so I guess I can call myself a Russian. And, of course, with being Russian comes the stereotype of drinking, which I funnily enforce. I prefer to drink straight-up vodka, and chase it with weed. I have been smoking weed for about a year, and am yet to have any bad experiences. I also love traveling. So far I've been to Russia, Canada, Mexico, Holland, Belgium, and Germany. I wish to go to Russia, which is kind of my homeland. Also, happy late birthday![/QUOTE]
It would be very interesting to witness a Russian child birth.
Hello David! and thanks for the birthday wishes! Russia's always seemed a bit sketchy to me. Too many nukes we don't know about.
Lol, Russia is actually a nice place. It's just that it seems really foreign to a lot of people, and you always hear about Russia being strict and horrible. But in reality, people are open to foreigners and friendly. In the villages, not so much though.
sup. i'm way too paranoid about the internet to give out any real personal info. i smoke a lot of weed, drop acid pretty frequently and try other shit too if it pops up. don't drink that much, just not really my thing.
i live in NYC. it's pretty sweet. i'm in college for accounting cause there isn't a job i actually want to do so i was like fuck it ill just do this shit cause its easy and makes money. and there's jobs in it.
i've never been out of the country, i go to upsate new york and new england in the summer though.
most of the time i chill around with people or go to the movies. if i'm not doing that i like kayaking in the summer (fuck the water by nyc, shit is dirty.) or on my computer hangin out on the forums here, and play games. mainly sc2 and wow lately. i also watch a fuckton of movies.
what server are you on btw, i'm bloodscalp.
Lightning's Blade
I'm cactuscocktail, the woman of many disguises. Not really, I'm pretty average. You guys won't hear my name ever in DD. I dig pot, but I have smoked a bowl and actually got high for three weeks. I've tried like one other drug and binge drank last weekend. That's about it.
I live in Canada, say hello to the shitty province of Saskatchewan. We have nothing going for us here except for craptastic weather. Anything you guys wanna know just say the word dawgs.
e1) I can safely tell you guys that I am not one of those girls who's all "silleh boys, don't hit on me." No, I kind of dislike those girls.
e2) Some day, I will be an oldie here. Eventually.
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My name is (suprise) Kyle, but people call me Kumar :c00lbert:
I currently live in Caledonia, Ontario right next to the river, which is why my homegrown is so fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooood!!! :2bong:
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;25413152](he doesn't know it, but he's one of my favorite people here!)[/QUOTE]
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^I went to Ontario once, it was for Niagara Falls though.
Oakville, Ontario here, a lot of Ontarians!
I live in Saskatchewan, I always go over to BC to visit family, but the furthest east I've been is Manitoba. I really want to see the eastern provinces.
This feels like an introduction thread. In that case I'm Pepin and I've been on here since groups. Used to smoke quite a lot, but I've been sober for about 4-6 months due to a seizure. The pot didn't cause seizure, it was more the not taking my meds, staying up till 3 or 4, getting near lights that affect me badly, and smoking weed with no tolerance. I hope to return to smoking pot soon, but my girlfriend of two years says she'd break up with me if I did. I have depersonalization pretty bad, always have had it, but I think this is more a positive in some ways.
I live in Maine and I'm considering talking to a doctor about medicinal marijuana because epilepsy is a condition which allows you to be prescribed weed, and honestly, I feel as though it helped.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;25413152]And then there's Lenni. [/QUOTE]
Ha, nice. Also this feels almost like a thank you speech or something. :v: I live in lame South Dakota, and it's lame.
Depersonalization is always something I've feared. It's all in your head though. Psychological 'disorders' are just a shifted perspective.
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[QUOTE=rnate;25413754]Ha, nice. Also this feels almost like a thank you speech or something. :v: I live in lame South Dakota, and it's lame.[/QUOTE]
Just bored and thought I'd tell you all how much I love you <3
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fuck bitches do drugs
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have social anxiety, and I really want to get rid of it, but I just can't. Weed somewhat helps with it, though
change your perspective.
I'm trying right now, but it's hard. Most of the people I know are Christians, and most likely hate stoners/marijuana. Because of that, I'm a "secret stoner" and thats where some of the social anxiety stems from. I mean, most of my friends and relatives are Christians, and if they found out I smoked pot, I don't know what'll happen. It makes it hard for me to relate to them, and plus I'm viewed as a "good" person
Hello, my name is Creesco, however my real name is Chris. I was born and raised in Los Angeles California. I have moved to San Diego several years back to finish school and work on college. At the moment I am employed at The Gap. I've been on DD for a while now, I think it was way back in the groups but I couldn't remember for my life. When DD went offical, I had written a little megathread about Ecstasy, however it got shut down because people didn't believe me that Ecstasy pills were cut with shit like Meth and stuff. Around that time I fell off the face of the Earth cause of a drug problem I developed. (kinda ironic) After being sober from hard drugs for well over a year now I have returned to DD. Although I stopped smoking weed a while ago, I enjoy a hit or two here and there. I prefer ecstasy as my drug but even that I'm starting to stop using. I'm hoping to enjoy a sober life style for a year or two, just so I can slow down a bit and lose some of my tolerance.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;25413756]Depersonalization is always something I've feared. It's all in your head though. Psychological 'disorders' are just a shifted perspective.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever been in a situation where you should be happy but aren't? You can't force yourself to be happy, but you know you should be happy. That's what it is like for me. I don't feel at all connected with my emotions or myself. I don't feel very connected with anyone. I usually feel like I'm in a dream and going through the emotions. Every once in a while I'll get a strong emotion which is rather nice. As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything that I can do to force myself to become more attached to myself or the world. But I'm honestly pretty fine with it.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;25413825]I'm trying right now, but it's hard. Most of the people I know are Christians, and most likely hate stoners/marijuana. Because of that, I'm a "secret stoner" and thats where some of the social anxiety stems from. I mean, most of my friends and relatives are Christians, and if they found out I smoked pot, I don't know what'll happen. It makes it hard for me to relate to them, and plus I'm viewed as a "good" person[/QUOTE]
Know where you are coming from because it feels pretty much like the situations I was/am in. Most of the people you know hate pot because they are following their social customs, not their religion. Keep in mind that you can still be a "good" person and that really smoking pot should have no bearing on that logically because it isn't something bad. The majority of anti-drug people find getting drunk perfectly acceptable, but not getting high off of weed, which is quite a contradiction.
Whatever you do, don't tell anyone out of your stoner circle that you smoke pot. Chances are that they are going to tell everyone they can to ruin your reputation, or they are going to try to get you some help for your problem. You'll probably want to keep your reputation not because you want it, but more because you don't want to put up will all the crap people are going to give you and these long drawn out lectures about why weed is bad.
I told one girl that went to my church and she said she'd keep to herself, and she decided to start telling everyone in the church.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;25413409]Lightning's Blade[/QUOTE]
Bros4life
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Buy a mic so we can smoke bowls and play wow together.
I read your threads when I first started smoking, and they were very helpful
So for one the first times I've actually meant it, cool story bro, nice to learn a little bit about you
Hi, I'm SuperNatural, real name is Scott. I live in Chilliwack, British Columbia, Canada. I've been smoking weed since September of 2009 and have been trying other drugs now for awhile. I don't post much but I lurk a lot, as in I'm on here and Erowid during my boring school classes and when I'm at home, I'm currently in high school. [IMG]http://yfrog.com/b8p00087j[/IMG]I'm also really shy and normally erase my posts because of some imperfection I think everyone will notice and comment on. :(
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Hey there, Poo Monst3r! :D
Hey there Monster, I've talked to you quite a bit in the past and read a lot of your threads, but I don't think we've ever actually been introduced. I'm Meader, live in good ol' Maine, USA and smoke mad weed. I enjoy ducks, a good healthy debate, and making youtube videos with friends and family. Have a lot of siblings, almost all of which smoke and I've smoked with. I've been kickin around the forums for a while now, and creeped and lurked before actually posting for even longer than that. Very happy to be a part of this community and hope to meet the rest of you in the same comfortable, accepting manner.
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[QUOTE=Pepin;25413723]I have depersonalization pretty bad, always have had it, but I think this is more a positive in some ways.[/QUOTE]
Pepin and I are friends IRL, so he already knows this, but I too have the onsets of (and think I've had it for a while) depersonalization. Once in a while I can feel an emotion, and that's always really cool, even when it's what most people consider a negative emotion. I welcome it and shun it at the same time, as it (like everything else in life) has it's good and bad aspects.
Hi, my name's Jake and I'm addicted to Marijuana Cigarettes :(
Well hello there! You all know me as jgerm529 but I have a great many other names including but not limited to: Jeremy, Maxwell, Bob-O Bighair, and Afro-dude. I'm a junior in highschool and I blaze everday. I recently quit smoking ciggarettes and chewing tobacco. DD is my favorite place on the web and I love you all like family.
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I also realy like DXM and Hydrocodone
[QUOTE=jgerm529;25422991]Well hello there! You all know me as jgerm529 but I have a great many other names including but not limited to: Jeremy, Maxwell, Bob-O Bighair, and Afro-dude. I'm a junior in highschool and I blaze everday. I recently quit smoking ciggarettes and chewing tobacco. DD is my favorite place on the web and I love you all like family.
[editline]15th October 2010[/editline]
I also realy like DXM and Hydrocodone[/QUOTE]
I used to know a maxwell...creepy bastard I must say. Asked me and my friend if we were 'stoning' some day. (No seriously he said that.)
I'm stoning erry day
I'm stoning all day erry day
[sp]I wish[/sp]
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[QUOTE=Pepin;25413970]Have you ever been in a situation where you should be happy but aren't? You can't force yourself to be happy, but you know you should be happy. That's what it is like for me. I don't feel at all connected with my emotions or myself. I don't feel very connected with anyone. I usually feel like I'm in a dream and going through the emotions. Every once in a while I'll get a strong emotion which is rather nice. As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything that I can do to force myself to become more attached to myself or the world. But I'm honestly pretty fine with it.
Know where you are coming from because it feels pretty much like the situations I was/am in. Most of the people you know hate pot because they are following their social customs, not their religion. Keep in mind that you can still be a "good" person and that really smoking pot should have no bearing on that logically because it isn't something bad. The majority of anti-drug people find getting drunk perfectly acceptable, but not getting high off of weed, which is quite a contradiction.
Whatever you do, don't tell anyone out of your stoner circle that you smoke pot. Chances are that they are going to tell everyone they can to ruin your reputation, or they are going to try to get you some help for your problem. You'll probably want to keep your reputation not because you want it, but more because you don't want to put up will all the crap people are going to give you and these long drawn out lectures about why weed is bad.
I told one girl that went to my church and she said she'd keep to herself, and she decided to start telling everyone in the church.[/QUOTE]Thanks. And yeah, girls usually have big mouths, and spread secrets everywhere
Oh hi. I'm James, haven't really done much pot. I live in England and I like drawing and video-games. Also, my dad used to stop drugs coming into the country so the amount of irony occurring when I do a bowl is enormous.
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