"Jersey Shore" star Snooki gets arrested, rants at cops - Polidicks

[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/07/31/2010-07-31_snooki_from_jersey_shore_hits_cops_with_expletivefilled_rant_during_her_arrest.html[/url] [release][img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/07/31/alg_snookie_arrest_live.jpg[/img] Snooki thinks she's above the law. "Jersey Shore" star Nicole Polizzi attempted to use her new found fame as a "get out of jail free" card when she busted by cops for being a drunken nuisance Friday. "You can't tell me what to do - I'm Snooki," she yelled at officers during a boozed-up, expletive-filled rant. "Do you know who I am? I'm f---ing Snooki. You can't do this to me - I'm f---ing Snooki. You guys are going to be sorry for this - release me!" Unsurprisingly, it didn't do the trick. The pint-sized reality TV cast member was arrested for disorderly conduct Friday and hauled away from the Seaside Heights boardwalk in cuffs as her over-sized shades slid down her nose. Snooki had been boozing with pals in bars along the Jersey Shore beach earlier in the day and was spotted drinking tequila shots and Long Island iced teas by lunchtime. Wearing a red and black T-shirt with the word "SLUT" across the chest and a miniskirt that left little to the imagination, she was later spotted falling over and wobbling uncontrollably. In a bizarre string of acts, she then tried to get on a man's bicycle, stormed onto the beach without paying the $5 entrance fee and finally tried to shove a man showering by the boardwalk. It was then that cops intervened. Her co-stars J-Woww and new housemate Dina were with her for some of the antics, and later arrived at the police station to bail her out. "Going to bail @Sn00ki out of jail... The things I do for this girl I swear," J-Woww posted on Twitter Friday. The cast kept a lower profile Saturday, and Snooki was out of sight, presumably sleeping off her hangover.[/release] Wow, she's a dumbass.

SNOOOOKIii [editline]10:38PM[/editline] what kinda fuckin nickname is that

I never liked that bitch anyway. [img]http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/07/31/alg_snookie_arrest_live.jpg[/img] I mean, wow. She's ugly as fuck.

check out her "slut" shirt classy

She looks like a slut, it describes her perfectly. Huge glasses and body fat and all.

[QUOTE=DireAvenger;23750783]She looks like a slut, it describes her perfectly. Huge glasses and body fat and all.[/QUOTE] being fat and wearing large glasses does not a slut make

[QUOTE=TheHydra;23750806]being fat and wearing large glasses does not a slut make[/QUOTE] The fat, I agree with. But the large glasses [B]does[/B] contribute to being a slut.

[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23750839]The fat, I agree with. But the large glasses [B]does[/B] contribute to being a slut.[/QUOTE] no, having sex with a lot of people does

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;23750720][release] stormed onto the beach without paying the $5 entrance fee[/release][/QUOTE] Why would there an entrance fee for a beach?

[QUOTE=TheHydra;23750845]no, having sex with a lot of people does[/QUOTE] I didn't say wearing the glasses instantly makes you one. It's just one thing that can make people think you are, thanks to sterotypes. And since we don't know how many people she has sex with, we only have what she does in public to go off of. And since she wears sterotypical slutty glasses, it implies she is.

Snooki is a dumb bitch.

[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23750878]I didn't say wearing the glasses instantly makes you one. It's just one thing that can make people think you are, thanks to sterotypes. And since we don't know how many people she has sex with, we only have what she does in public to go off of. And since she wears sterotypical slutty glasses, it implies she is.[/QUOTE] how can glasses be slutty? it's not showing off a part of your body. hell, it's covering you up if anything

[QUOTE=TheHydra;23750959]how can glasses be slutty? it's not showing off a part of your body. hell, it's covering you up if anything[/QUOTE] Hell if I knew. I just know what people sterotype. Like how jews have big noses, or black people have AIDS. Doesn't make sense, but people will go off it.

Snooki no snooking!

Someone should have punched her.

[QUOTE=Anti Christ;23750998]Hell if I knew. I just know what people sterotype. Like how jews have big noses, or black people have AIDS. Doesn't make sense, but people will go off it.[/QUOTE] AIDS is prevalent in africa so that stereotype makes some sense, and noses are often prominent on ethnic jews. but sluts and glasses makes NO fucking sense.

Wow and [b]SHES[/b] supposed to get guys? The only thing she'll get is Mc Donald's

Damn shes ugly. Is her face deformed or something? I'd hate to see her with those glasses off.

[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;23750763]check out her "slut" shirt classy[/QUOTE] Perhaps she is going down to the prison to talk to her father and is attempting to get prisoners to harass her

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;23751478]Perhaps she is going down to the prison to talk to her father and is attempting to get prisoners to harass her[/QUOTE] [img]http://boards.weddingbee.com/?bb_attachments=415540&bbat=55545&inline[/img] Seems possible

[QUOTE=PN_Redux;23751103]Wow and [b]SHES[/b] supposed to get guys? The only thing she'll get is Mc Donald's[/QUOTE] My reaction was sort of "OOOHHHH ZING!" That man gets the post of the year. [editline]02:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=demented;23751531][img]http://boards.weddingbee.com/?bb_attachments=415540&bbat=55545&inline[/img] Seems possible[/QUOTE] Well that chick's actually hot...

Serves that bitch right Anyone who looks/acts like her deserves to be locked up anyway, she's a living crime against humanity.

I bet Obama ordered the secret service to spike her drink

Please tell me the police beat her afterward?

Here's the classy lady herself, trying to get on some strangers dic-uh I mean bike minutes before her drunken goblin looking arrest: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz1VPe5SGbE[/media]

Why couldn't she have stayed? Ugh..

Snooki, what the fuck are you doing out of willy wonka's chocolate factory? He never lets anyone out!

[QUOTE=JaxJesse315;23750867]Why would there an entrance fee for a beach?[/QUOTE] That's how the beach makes money.

Ugh.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;23751777]That's how the beach makes money.[/QUOTE] What? Beaches should always be free. I've never heard of a beach charging an entrance fee, and if that happened here in Australia there'd probably be riots.