UK G20 officials warned to avoid sleeping with Chinese spies - Polidicks

[URL="http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/britains-g20-officials-warned-not-have-sex-chinas-spies-avoid-being-bugged-1579587#"]Source.[/URL] [QUOTE]Officials in Britain's G20 summit task force have been warned to avoid Chinese "honey trap" spies who may try and seduce them to access their rooms. The summit, which began on 4 September, features high-profile meetings between heads of states, and countless side meetings between lower-ranking diplomats, but security chiefs are concerned about the Prime Minister Theresa May's team becoming targets for spies. It has been reported that those travelling with the new British PM have been issued with temporary mobile phones and email addresses. They have also been told to discard gifts they receive and to be particularly wary of electronic devices.[/QUOTE] It's common sense, really, but I can't say I'm surprised.

Yeah but if someone is offering old Boris a bit of "happy time" you know hes going to be in his birthday suit fairly quick

Id totally sleep with hot Chinese spy studs, but id also have a fucking safe in the room and don't litter shit around that could in any way be important. Im a scumbag like that

don't want the chinese to get their hands on the philosophers' legacy, now do we?

[QUOTE=raviool;51003575]don't want the chinese to get their hands on the philosophers' legacy, now do we?[/QUOTE] Brother?

Just get our officials two rooms, one for serious business and another for hot spy sex.

[QUOTE=Riutet;51003612]Just get our officials two rooms, one for serious business and another for hot spy sex.[/QUOTE] This really would solve a lot...

[QUOTE=Riutet;51003612]Just get our officials two rooms, one for serious business and another for hot spy sex.[/QUOTE] Fill the room with fake, official looking documents so once the official is passed out from all the sex, all the spy gets to read is heavily redacted lasagna recipes.

[QUOTE=Omali;51003796]Fill the room with fake, official looking documents so once the official is passed out from all the sex, all the spy gets to read is heavily redacted lasagna recipes.[/QUOTE] I like your style...

[QUOTE=Omali;51003796]Fill the room with fake, official looking documents so once the official is passed out from all the sex, all the spy gets to read is heavily redacted lasagna recipes.[/QUOTE] give each official a different lasagna recipe so you know who fucked up

So whats the UK up too? Don't collaborate with the EU, don't copulate with China? You're all about pulling out and not thrusting forward.

[QUOTE=Cone;51003827]give each official a different lasagna recipe so you know who fucked up[/QUOTE] Suddenly the Chinese catering starts to become really really good at Italian food... the plot thickens. Seriously though, watermarks are added all the time and are used to find leaks.

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;51003525]Yeah but if someone is offering old Boris a bit of "happy time" you know hes going to be in his birthday suit fairly quick[/QUOTE] Boris would let our national secrets slip for a bacon roll and a packet of skittles.

[QUOTE=Cone;51003827]give each official a different lasagna recipe so you know who fucked up[/QUOTE] Nah you give each official false some false information so as to throw the Chinese off what we are actually doing. Actually come to think of it, if you are sending a guy to something like the G20 summit why would you give them ANYTHING high risk? Surely all they need is their meeting agendas, a list of talking points and so forth. Heck to be smart about the situation you should probably give them all throwaway phones just in case it gets stolen.

[QUOTE=thisguy123;51004050]Nah you give each official false some false information so as to throw the Chinese off what we are actually doing. Actually come to think of it, if you are sending a guy to something like the G20 summit why would you give them ANYTHING high risk? Surely all they need is their meeting agendas, a list of talking points and so forth. Heck to be smart about the situation you should probably give them all throwaway phones just in case it gets stolen.[/QUOTE] Part of the information necessary for the meetings is confidential, e.g. how far you're willing to negotiate. Since the topics are complicated, I assume the officials can't just memorise it.

Avoid fucking random people if you're a high ranking person / have important security clearances would be my go-to rule.

[QUOTE=Talishmar;51004145]Avoid fucking random people if you're a high ranking person / have important security clearances would be my go-to rule.[/QUOTE] If people weren't tempted, there wouldn't be a warning in the first place.

[QUOTE=Talishmar;51004145]Avoid fucking random people if you're a high ranking person / have important security clearances would be my go-to rule.[/QUOTE] Easier said than done, especially considering most politicians tend to serve themselves before their country.