• The most American grill in existence, has been created *Bald eagle tears warning
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INCLUDING: 2 beer kegs speakers seating for 8 ability to cook 100 hotdogs motorized rotisserie 1600 inchs of cooking space and who can forget Mt. fucking Rushmore [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Condiments.jpg[/img] my god [img]http://vnafmamn.com/photos/eagle_mourning_web.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Trailer-Grill.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Table-Top.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Double-Grill.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Beer-Tap-01.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Flagpole.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Sound.jpg[/img] [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Chairs.jpg[/img] [quote=foodbeast] America loves to grill. Steaks. Dogs. Burgers. But we’re tired of your lazy barbecues, and you know who you are. Stop attempting to throw a barbecue without having a single condiment. Stop calling your get together a potluck to completely rely on other people’s food. Instead, please marinate something. Buy the GOOD hot dogs, not the dollar store mystery meat. Ball Park understands this need to elevate barbecue mediocrity and hence partnered with Destination America and Discovery Digital Networks’ Patrick Norton to create a grill to match the awesome that is America. [B]The grill comes tricked out with pretty much everything that bleeds USA. Wait, does it have a mural of George Washington saddled atop a Bald Eagle while holding a hot dog in his hand? Check. Wait, is there a condiment station that features an American National Monument? Double Check. And yes, of course it’s Mount Rushmore.[/B] Wait, but what can I do with my American Flag? You raise the flag proudly on the first grill that features its own flagpole. You can even fly it 24/7 like the White House. Just remember flag etiquette. At its core, the grill features a dual double-wide grill with 7 burners packing 114,000 BTUs for customizable grilling. Tetris aficionados will be pleased to know that the burners can fit close to 100 hot dogs over 1600 square inches of cooking surface. The grill also features kabob and rib inserts, veggie grate, stainless steel cooking rods for searing, heavy duty 12-gauge flame stabilizing grids and a motorized rotisserie. The barbecue trailer also comes complete with a table fit for eight people with the aforementioned George Washington Americana-style portrait. A Bluetooth wireless sound system allows any guest to connect their phone and play tunes through its (4) speaker, (2) 12″ sub woofer, 1600 Watt Amp sound system. [B]We personally recommend the Star Spangled Banner, God Bless America, America The Beautiful[/B], or if you have to please your tween audience, Miley’s ‘Party in the U.S.A.’ This grill practically invites you to dance atop the picnic table – just make sure to avoid desecrating our first president’s face. Most importantly to our readers, the trailer features a beer tap equipped with multiple kegs of beer. [B]Finally, we can pour a perfectly carbonated American Beer while staring at a replica Mount Rushmore while listening to Miley while eating a Cracked Dijon Mustard beef frankfurter. Thank heaven.[/B] [/quote] oh yeah, if you'd like to actually bleed freedom and win this grill; check the source [url="http://www.foodbeast.com/2014/08/25/parks-finest-grill/"]little bit more in source [/url] [img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Washington.jpg[/img]
It better blast this out 24/7. [video=youtube;eCGoA-dZBzo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo[/video]
That's a really cool grill, but it wasn't mentioned if it came with propane and propane accessories
Forgot to include guns on the George Washington image, 7/10
[I]Terrorists, your game is through 'cause now you have to answer to...[/I]
Send this over to Syria and cook for the troops. Freedom delivered.
[QUOTE=redBadger;45815092]Send this over to Syria and cook for the troops. Freedom delivered.[/QUOTE]the new standard issue Army/Marines field kitchen eat your heart out DARPA
[QUOTE=Joazzz;45815101]the new standard issue Army/Marines field kitchen eat your heart out DARPA[/QUOTE] Given this grill, I'm fairly sure heart is on the menu.
2/10 isnt armed to the teeth stick a few M2s on there and get back to me
It's beautiful.
[QUOTE=redBadger;45815092]Send this over to Syria and cook for the troops. Freedom delivered.[/QUOTE] attach bombs to it make it fly During the day, it feeds the troops patriotism, during the night, it feeds the terrorists FREEDOM!
This is cool.
[IMG]http://fi.somethingawful.com/images/smilies/emot-911.gif[/IMG]
I'd have one, but paint the Union Flag over it.
Yeah well Australian bbqs give you pingers and grog for the boys and your misses They're also scientifically manufactured to cook a mean mother fucking steak as well
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;45815454]Yeah well Australian bbqs give you pingers and grog for the boys and your misses They're also scientifically manufactured to cook a mean mother fucking steak as well[/QUOTE] But does it have beer kegs, speakers, and a rotisserie? I thought not.
But where are the guns ?
[QUOTE=AntonioR;45815561]But where are the guns ?[/QUOTE] In the trunk of your truck while hitching this thing on your truck for maximum freedom to gun ratio
Gas-fired 0/10 would not clap
[QUOTE=TheRealRudy;45815424][video=youtube;IhnUgAaea4M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M[/video][/QUOTE] Thread music right there.
[QUOTE=Timebomb575;45815223][B]2/10 isnt armed to the teeth[/B] stick a few M2s on there and get back to me[/QUOTE] But bald eagles don't have teeth.
It should be armed to the feathers
Can't cook with wood 0/10. Wouldn't buy.
[QUOTE=Cutthecrap;45815878]Can't cook with wood 0/10. Wouldn't buy.[/QUOTE] 1/10 have to win it literally cannot buy
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;45815980]1/10 have to win it literally cannot buy[/QUOTE] That's why I said I "Wouldn't" because EVEN if I could buy it, I wouldn't do so.
[QUOTE=Cutthecrap;45816391]That's why I said I "Wouldn't" because EVEN if I could buy it, I wouldn't do so.[/QUOTE] what would it take you to buy it
[img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Condiments.jpg[/img] Washington looks disappointed at the barbecue sauce for some reason, and I picture Lincoln looking askance at the relish to boot. :v:
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45816458][img]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Condiments.jpg[/img] Washington looks disappointed at the barbecue sauce for some reason, and I picture Lincoln looking askance at the relish to boot. :v:[/QUOTE] "These condiments weren't made in America..."
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;45816441]what would it take you to buy it[/QUOTE] Be able to cook with quebracho
[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;45814956] Mt. fucking Rushmore [IMG]http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2014/08/Ballpark-Condiments.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] I have to admit, the cement job on Mt. Rushmore looks kind of... [I]rushed.[/I]
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