North Korea Touts Mind-Expanding Liquid Brain Juice
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[QUOTE]The government of North Korea claims it has fashioned a mind-expanding, liquid brain juice dubbed the ‘Super Drink’ that can supposedly multiply brain hells and halt skin aging.
[img]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/North-Korea-Super-Drink.jpg[/img]
Leave it to the world’s most bizarre and out-of-date regime to produce an anti-oxidation drink that, according to the secretive Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), “protects skin from wrinkles and black spots, and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral haemorrhage [sic], myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.”
The Telegraph reports that the mixture contains 60 types of “microelements” extracted from over 30 species of plants. The combination evidently helps improve mental acuity and retention by “multiplying brain cells.” How exactly the juice does this is unclear. Moreover, the KCNA has yet to release the drink’s name or announce its official arrival date on store shelves.
They did however claim that the juice was well received by Chinese, German and other businessmen at a trade fair in Pyongyang last month. Plus they quoted company manager, Jong Song Ho, who testified that the juice “proved efficacious among workers of such industrial establishments as thermal power station and smeltery and at medical institutions.”[/QUOTE]
Sauces,
[URL]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/7804677/North-Korea-creates-super-drink.html[/URL]
[URL]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10237314[/URL]
[URL]http://www.weirdasianews.com/2010/06/16/north-korea-touts-mindexpanding-liquid-brain-juice/[/URL]
Turns out its true, NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA
Looks tasty.
Multiply Brain Hells.
:ohdear:
The Great Leader has made a large success yet again!
[IMG]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/North-Korea-Super-Drink.jpg[/IMG]
Dear god, NK Labs have both blue AND pink? We are truly nothing next to them.
lol
fukken north korea
My God, [I]microelements![/I] Why didn't us poor backward imperialists think of it before?
It looks like cougar piss, no thanks.
L-L-Late
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by like 2 months
I don't want a brain infarction :ohdear:
I'll take 20
looks like piss
jarate in a cup
[QUOTE=RedSauce;24103732]jarate in a cup[/QUOTE]
cupate
:byodood:
No thanks.
Wait until they release the penis-enlarging sandwich.
This just in; super drink contains more LSD than it's required to make you a paranoid schizophrenic who thinks they're a banana.
Kim Jong Il apparently drank ten of these during the main development stages.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;24104159]This just in; super drink contains more LSD than it's required to make you a paranoid schizophrenic who thinks they're a banana.
Kim Jong Il apparently drank ten of these during the main development stages.[/QUOTE]In before
"I'M A BANANA!"
I'm a Banana!
Delicious tumor juice
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[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;24102284][IMG]http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/North-Korea-Super-Drink.jpg[/IMG]
Dear god, NK Labs have both blue AND pink? We are truly nothing next to them.[/QUOTE]
Hahahahaha, I think it says "prink"
Congrat NK you just invented Orange juice.
If this is what they've been sitting in a corner doing for 100 years and it works.
Someone get me the name of that company.
And so after tests show no change in IQ after months of downing what looks like a paraplegic's dehydrated piss, the inventor of the drink was sent off to the coal mines to work 16 hour shifts without pay
it would be funny if everything NK claims it has created is actually real :v:
Yet another stupid lie from the infamously bat shit insane backwards third world country.
If only.
I first read this as: North Korea touts brain melting mind juice
LONG LIVE THE GLORIOUS LEADER!!!s
I got deja vu from the title.
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