Hi.
It's the nature of people to act like other country's problems are a big deal and try to make it seem like they care for just the first week of said problems.
Such as the earthquake in Haiti.
Now, imagine my shock to when I found it people [i]still[/i] care about the earthquake in Haiti. Holy shit...[b]can you say cash cow?[/b]
So, I got a "Help Haiti" shirt and I am now collecting money from random people in stores, restaurants, school events, etc. It's genius.
So far I've made about $750 in just a week of helping that poor nation. I'm not a monster though. I was kind enough to help my community. For example, I bought a textbook for the 9 year old black kid across the street, so he can learn stuff instead of shoot heroin and kill people.
But, I still have about $600 to blow on whatever I want. I will continue to help Haiti, until the disaster ends and I don't make as much cash.
[b]The real question is, how can [i]you[/i] exploit Haiti?[/b]
It's simple, get a help Haiti shirt, an old Folger's coffee can with a slot cut in the lid, and some big sunglasses to hide your face. Go to school events, stores, etc., and ask people for donations.
[b]Supplies:[/b]
Help Haiti shirt:
[img]http://www.cotygonzales.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/haiti-shirt500.jpg[/img]
Folger's Coffee Can:
[img]http://dynamicpatents.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/folgers_plastic_can.jpg[/img]
Large, face-concealing sunglasses:
[img]http://www.eyespysunglasses.com/s/10018/MyProducts/ray_ban_large_metal_aviator_sunglasses.jpg[/img]
[b]End Result:[/b]
[img]http://misschee.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/zimbabwe-cash-inflation.jpg[/img]
Of course, the money isn't going to black people who need it. It's going to people like [i]us[/i].
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Damn, I need a pair of sunglasses.
Rated Heart. <3
I require them sunglasses.
Wait wait wait I thought you were showing us how to collect [b]FOR[/b] haiti. I take it back man.
Oh so you profit over the Haiti earthquake? I have 3 words:
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
[QUOTE]For example, I bought a textbook for the 9 year old black kid across the street, so he can learn stuff instead of shoot heroin and kill people.[/QUOTE]
Classic stereotype. I mean, how can you stereotype a goddamn 9 year old kid like that?!
I wonder what would happen if I called the number and asked for Chad....
I must try this.
Edit: Aaaand be removed it from the OP.
This is a good idea, I need to try this.
Jesus Christ, [i]what?[/i]
You're a monster.
This is also extremely illegal, and you're fucked if you get caught.
Kdci.
Anagram.
Wow OP you're a gigantic asshole
It's like people profiting over global warming.
No, he's a retard who should have been reported for spam.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;20876110]It's like people profiting over global warming.[/QUOTE]
When does that happen
Not much of the money actually went to where it was most needed. Its always the case when charities take money for disasters. For example the tsunami that happened a few years back? I think (or at least from what i remeber) only 27% of the money raised went to helping the sick and needy. Most of it went to the paying of advertising the disaster and lining the companies chiefs pockets. Not to mention the corrupt governments.
As to the OP, It is a tad wrong what you are doing but i won't lie. I have considered doing this. And its a pretty clever idea at that.
[QUOTE=Sirdangolot5;20876127]When does that happen[/QUOTE]
Always
People are genuinely dying and your helping to kill them OP
Rate me hearts and I will donate $500 to Haiti if I get 100 hearts.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;20876143]Always[/QUOTE]
oh ok
Go get a job
[QUOTE=HelpHaiti;20876177]Rate me hearts and I will donate $500 to Haiti if I get 100 hearts.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=HelpHaiti;20876177]Rate me hearts and I will donate $500 to Haiti if I get 100 hearts.[/QUOTE]
[img] http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/wrench.png[/img]
Tool.
[quote][img]http://misschee.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/zimbabwe-cash-inflation.jpg[/img]
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if he is in Zimbabwe, He'll be able to buy a packet of mints for that :v:
[QUOTE=radioactive;20876101]This is also extremely illegal, and you're fucked if you get caught.[/QUOTE]
He is selling a t-shirt that says Help Haiti, last time I checked selling t-shirts isn't illegal.
That's Zimbabwe - he has banknotes of over +10,000 Zimbabwean dollars.
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;20876280]He is selling a t-shirt that says Help Haiti, last time I checked selling t-shirts isn't illegal.[/QUOTE]
No he's not; he's wearing it and taking money from people and spending it on stuff for himself.
Ban ban ban
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;20876280]He is selling a t-shirt that says Help Haiti, last time I checked selling t-shirts isn't illegal.[/QUOTE]
Fraud *is* a criminal offense in plenty of countries around the world.