Project Eltzenheimer, the Dead Script

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I wanna start with a bit of story on this. I feel that it makes the script.

For 2 years, my friend Nick and I discussed a movie every day. The name of it, made by him was Private Eltzenheimer, abbreviated P.E. It started off as a picture by picture video with recorded voices made by Nick in Gmod, and I would come over to his house to enjoy it and give ideas. It began as a few guys trying to fix their broken car, but I began to convince him to develop it more, and it eventually spun into a robot/zombie/military action/comedy movie. The ideas were meant to be funny. Then, as if out of the blue, I realized a harsh thought: We had created a blatant Red vs. Blue ripoff, even down to the character layout. I begged Nick to let me rethink the characters, and eventually I morphed the characters to have more originality, while still retaining their original shells. At this point, the characters were made, and we had discussed a shitload of scenes. At this point, all we had to do was string them together.

We could have made a series, having the adventures as random pieces, but I had higher hopes for it. I wanted a full scale movie. Nick's car scene by itself, with just pictures from Gmod, had hit 30 minutes long, so I knew we could rack up at least an hour and a half. So, I wrote, and I wrote for months. Revising and rewriting, adding scenes and removing, and all of a sudden, it was done. I began typing the script up, and out of the blue, Nick, my faceposer and mapper, quit the project to work on a mod. Just like that, years down the drain. So I figured, I would just give out the script to whoever wanted it. I have the first 8 scenes typed, but if you guys want, I could type the rest.

So, without more hesitation, my shitty script:
([B]In the script, there are bolds, italics, etc. that probably won't transfer to the post[/B])

[B][U]Scene 1 – “The Warehouse”[/U][/B]
[B][U] [/U][/B]
[B]General Opening – Company Credits[/B]
[B]DRAMATIC music[/B]
[B][U]Invasion[/U][/B][B] scene – Soldiers rush the stronghold, firing at enemies guarding the fort and the watchtower. A blue-tinted display overlays the image of the desert.[/B]

[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Music volume drops LOW during speech[/B]

[B]Female Narrator[/B]
At the precise time of this update, it is the year 2274. This Historical Study Tape is archived at the Braunston History Institute. This tape is brought to you by the Global Police, reminding you that-

[B][I]A window displays a video of a man at a podium.[/I][/B]

[B]Male Announcer[/B]
“Without us, you would have all already bombed yourselves into a complete stupor!”
[B] [/B]
[B]Female Narrator[/B]
The Global Police Faction was formed in the year 2012 to bring a worldwide resolution to violence and crime. In the founding papers, it is stated “With these signatures, this document shall not only bring the crime rate to a bare minimum, but will align the countries of this world in mutual peace, bringing prosperity and happiness to all.” Upon the ratification of this document, all countries in the world were united, spreading equal rights and laws to all citizens. But, as with any perfect union, there were those that opposed the happiness and prosperity brought on by the Global Police Faction. Several terrorist groups arose from the shadows of the globe, pledging that they would not allow others to live peacefully, by order of their supreme deity. Unknown to most, in the papers that formed the Global Police Faction, all government-funded militaristic or policing forces were combined into one mass. Shortly following the declaration of rebellion by the terrorists, 99.7% of the terrorist threat was eradicated by the Global Army. Over the following 200 years, the terrorist groups stayed out of the public and government eyes. They remained in secluded areas, breeding with each other and taking practice in things that were explicitly banned from being released in this tape. Suddenly, after what seemed like an eternity of peace, thousands of inbred terrorists rose up, taking complete control of several military outposts. How they were able to accomplish this feat was a great mystery, until a civilian somehow managed to sneak into one of their bases;
[B] [/B]
[B]Recorded Hysterical Man[/B]
“I saw hundreds- No, thousands of strange objects! All of the terrorist guards were holding them. They were being unloaded in… strange glowing metallic crates. I could only assume they were some kinds of weapons. I wondered where they got these strange things from. Then, I saw them. There were these strange, green orbs. They looked like watermelons. One of the terrorist commanders was talking to one of the strange creatures. They had to have been the ones supplying the terrorists with weapons. Had to! They got the weapons, then sprung like tigers, vicious for blood! Pouncing on everything in their path! Lunging upon- let go of me! [B]*struggle* [/B]Get…off!”

[B]Female Announcer[/B]
Although it is not currently clear if this statement if fabricated or not, it is the only current lead available. Although the accusation that terrorists are making deals with watermelons for weapons may seem strange, there is no current evidence to disprove it. As the Global Police Faction began to lose grip on the terrorist war, they employed 75 scientists to begin work on specialized units. In the Summer of 2273, all 75 units were finalized and deployed, though they were still deemed “experimental” by the Global Police Faction and classified as “projects” as opposed to “squads”. 25 of the projects were physically enhanced, 25 mentally, and 25 consisted of various alterations to the soldiers. In Unit Maine, which altered the physical aspects of the soldiers, 24 of the 25 projects are currently functioning. In Unit Wisconsin, which altered the mental status of the squads, only 3 of the 25 projects are still functioning. In Unit Delaware, 0 of the 25 projects are still functioning. The complete annihilation of Unit Delaware came to many as a shock. The last functioning projects in Unit Delaware were Project Orbil, Project Iberville, Project Anthony, and Project Eltzenheimer. Project Eltzenheimer was perhaps the most peculiar project as far as the disappearances go. After being sent on a mission, the group was never seen nor heard from again, but a large wave of destruction was wreaked in the area that they were heading for. They were also rumored to have played a part in the GPF Scandal of 2252. The alternating variable in this squad was the assortment. The soldiers in this project were taken from separate branches of the military. The commander, Sergeant Reed Johnson, was a military sniper. Also in the group were Sergeant Ed Richards, a foot soldier, Corporal Jerry Michaels, a field mechanic, Corporal Steven Brown, a homeland S.W.A.T. soldier, and Private Stefan Grand, a freshly enrolled soldier testing a prototype suit. Further information about the suit is classified. Following this message is the video of the last footage of Project Eltzenheimer captured on tape.

[B][I]Helicopter Flyover[/I][/B]
[B][I]P.E. is seen running from behind the barracks to the back of the garage[/I][/B]
[B][I]Everyone but Eddie makes it, Johnson nearest the side[/I][/B]
[B] [/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Eddie, come on! Get over here!

[B][I]Eddie Arrives[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Eddie[/B]
I’m here and alive!

[B]Jerry[/B]
Thanks for the sit-rep.

[B]Johnson[/B]
Eddie, you need to hustle man! Spend that long out there and you’re bound to get shot!

[B]Steve[/B]
Eddie, think you wanna go back out there?

[B][I]Eddie contemplates, then turns around[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Eddie, don’t. Steve, stop antagonizing him, you know he doesn’t know better.

[B]Steve[/B]
*Sigh* Yes sir.

[B] [/B]
[B] [/B]
[B]Hax[/B]
The base is just past this garage, to the northeast. The warehouse itself is-

[B]Johnson[/B]
Just come on!

[B][I]Johnson runs towards the wall[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Eddie[/B]
Steve, are you sure it’s okay if I don’t go out there?

[B]Steve[/B]
Jut shut up and come on.

[B][I]Group moves out, Eddie in tow[/I][/B]
[B][I]“World Today” scene, consisting of footage of various battles against terrorists, robotic legs being manufactured, washing machines halfway buried in craters, and shadows (Zombies) against city walls.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Jerry, here’s the target. Rig the explosives.

[B]Jerry[/B]
One door, comin’ right up.

[B][I]Jerry rigs the explosives to the wall, designated by a spray-painted symbol. He backs off and hides on the wall as the explosives detonate, leaving a large hole in the wall.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
There’s the side entrance! Move!

[B][I]P.E. moves through the hole in the wall, forming up on the door. Steve takes point, investigating the room, shotgun in hand.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Steve[/B]
[B](After a moment)[/B]
We’re clear!

[B][I]The rest of P.E, minus Eddie, file into the room. Jerry investigates the interior of the warehouse through a viewing window, while Steve covers their backs.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Alright, we need to get in the-

[B][I]Johnson is cut off by a heavy crashing sound coming from the closet in the corner of the room.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Steve?
[B] [/B]
[B]Steve[/B]
I’m on it.

[B][I]Steve moves to the door slowly and kicks it open to discover Eddie laying in a pile of rubble after falling through the ceiling.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Steve[/B]
Johnson, come pick up your boy.

[B][I]Steve lowers his weapon, backing away from the door to allow Johnson to enter.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Up and at em’.
[B] [/B]
[B][I] Johnson picks Eddie up from a pile of debris.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Eddie, where would you be without me?

[B]Eddie:[/B]
On the ground.

[B]Steve[/B]
Enough with the father-son shit, let’s move!

[B]Johnson[/B]
Right. Form up on that door. Jerry, you got the breach?

[B]Jerry[/B]
[B](Forming up on door)[/B]
Just tell me when.

[B][I]All members are formed up on door.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Alright, then. On my mark…3…2…1…[B][U]BREACH! [/U][/B]

[B][I]Jerry opens the door and Steve enters. Just as Jerry gets in, he trips, tripping up the rest of P.E.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
[B][U]GET UP![/U][/B]
[B] [/B]
[B][I]All are struggling to stand, Johnson makes it to his feet first.[/I][/B]
[B] [/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
Open fire!

[B][I]Jerry gets to his feet[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Jerry[/B]
There’s nobody there!

[B]Johnson[/B]
You heard me!

[B][I]Johnson fires once, hitting a large missile. This detonates the explosives, destroying the factory. The camera shifts to an outside camera, in the sky above the warehouse, showing the massive explosion. Cinematic Physics will be used to create this destruction scene. 5 bodies (P.E.) are shown flying out of the side of the building. Shortly after the explosion, the camera cuts to a shot of an office, where P.E. are standing in front of an official sitting at his desk. Johnson is “explaining” the situation to the official.[/I][/B]
[B][I] [/I][/B]
[B]Johnson[/B]
…and that’s when Eddie detonated the missiles.

[B]Official[/B]
So, let me make sure I took this down correctly. You entered the room and had the target clearly in your sights, but Sgt. Richards pushed Cpl. Michaels into your way, blocking your view, while he grabbed a grenade and tossed it into the missiles?

[B]Johnson[/B]
Affirmative, but sir, please don’t punish him. He just doesn’t know better.

[B]Official[/B]
I’ll have to hand this file over to my superiors to…um…validate it, but in the meantime, you can report to room 302 for your next assignment.

[B]All[/B]
[B](Saluting)[/B]
Sir!

[B][I]P.E. file out of the room one-by-one and begin walking down the hallway.[/I][/B]

[B]Jerry[/B]
There is no way he bought that.

[B]Johnson[/B]
Of course he did!

[B]Hax[/B]
No, he really didn’t.

[B]Eddie[/B]
Who is Corpal Michael?
[B] [/B]
[B]Jerry[/B]
Why did you put all the blame on Eddie, man?

[B]Johnson[/B]
What, did you want me to take responsibility for something that wasn’t my fault?

[B]Jerry[/B]
Wasn’t your fault? How was that not your fault!?

[B]Johnson[/B]
I wasn’t properly briefed. How was I to know there were missiles?

[B]Hax[/B]
I told you we were in a munitions factory.

[B]Johnson[/B]
You ignorantly assume I know what “munitions” means.

[B]Jerry[/B]
Doesn’t that oh-so-very suspiciously sound like [U]AM[/U]munitions?

[B]Johnson[/B]
They sound nothing alike.
[B] [/B]
[B]Jerry[/B]
You better die in the next explosion.

[B]End Scene[/B]

[editline]03:36AM[/editline]

Also, [B]Cast:[/B]

[B]Johnson[/B] - Leader of the squad, sniper, father figure to Eddie, somewhat leader-like and jumpy. Combine Elite model

[B]Eddie[/B] - Has a slow streak, but always speaks as if he knows exactly what he wants. Idiot of the group, but sounds authoritative mainly.

[B]Steve[/B] - SWAT soldier back home, tough attitude at times, brother-like to Jerry.

[B]Jerry[/B] - Team mechanic, witty man of the group, good friend to Steve.

[B]Hax[/B] - Private wearing experimental tech suit, [sp] killed off in early scene. [/sp]