• Audi R8 dyno pull
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[hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpB1yR9Sz9Y&[/hd] That noise when the camera moves round to the back [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tFzIflg.gif[/IMG]
At least he didnt got sucked in the intake :p Heres a overkill dyno test [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNuvUKP7UGc[/media] start at 2:00
wait so they let porn in the flash video section now?
Time to give up my arms and legs.
Damnit, I already masturbated tonight. You know how hard it is to get a second one off when they're this closely timed?
mirrors too pointy
My uncle drives a car with an 5.0 V10 diesel aswell (Volkswagen Touareg). Shit goes pretty fast for a ~2800KG car
um they forgot to show the results of the dyno
I don't really care for car porn but that was some niiiice cinematography It's like a mass effect cutscene
[QUOTE=Asmaedus;42018153]I don't really care for car porn but that was some niiiice cinematography It's like a mass effect cutscene[/QUOTE] That can't be right, I didn't see a blue, or green?
Quite a shame they put such an astonishing engine in a car so unappealing.
[QUOTE=TestECull;42019644]Quite a shame they put such an astonishing engine in a car so unappealing.[/QUOTE] You better watch your mouth m8
[QUOTE=TestECull;42019644]Quite a shame they put such an astonishing engine in a car so unappealing.[/QUOTE] them is fightin' words boy.
If only all car adverts were like this..
[QUOTE=TestECull;42019644]Quite a shame they put such an astonishing engine in a car so unappealing.[/QUOTE] u fukn wot m8 ill rek ya but seriously, Audi makes some of the most beautiful cars. You can't deny that.
[QUOTE=TestECull;42019644]Quite a shame they put such an astonishing engine in a car so unappealing.[/QUOTE] it'll probably look better with an actual body on the whole thing
[QUOTE=TestECull;42019644]Quite a shame they put such an astonishing engine in a car so unappealing.[/QUOTE] It's cheaper and outperforms everything else in its class.
Nice sound
Dear Santa...
Wait, so whats the difference with the normal one and the Plus one.
[QUOTE=adam1172;42020982]Wait, so whats the difference with the normal one and the Plus one.[/QUOTE] The R8+ is only available as a coupé. Quite a few of the parts are made from CFRP (carbon fibre reinforced polymer) and there are some major suspension tweaks (tuned shock absorbers and camber values at the front axle) aimed at improving ride quality and handling. It's not very different really, and if you actually wanted an R8 you'd get the R8 GT.
That looks pretty scary in a way too when the car is speeding up on those wheelies. If the car wasn't somehow attached to the whole testing thing, the car could flip its shit any second at the slightest touch and demolish the whole area around it!
its, y'know, strapped down so it doesnt do that.
[QUOTE=acds;42019830]You better watch your mouth m8[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;42020064]them is fightin' words boy.[/QUOTE] I'll speak my mind on this car and if you don't like what I have to say about it just ignore it. We will never agree on this topic so that's really the only course of action to take. [QUOTE=Squad1993;42020475] but seriously, Audi makes some of the most beautiful cars. [B]You can't deny that.[/B][/QUOTE] I can and I bloody well will. The looks are a large part of why I would rather have a Civic than an R8. The thing is HIDEOUS! It looks like they leave each car in the caldera of an active volcano until the bodywork is half melted. They're great cars to drive, but I find them gopping to look at. No thank you. Though, to be honest, I'd extend that to pretty much every car, truck and SUV manufactured since ~2002. Nothing's good to look at anymore. Everything's just hideous, bubbly, molten even, and astonishingly terrible faces are the norm. Mazda, Peugot, Ford and Audi are the kings of hideous grins. The only cars made in the past 5 years I find pretty are the Corvette, the Miata, the Mustang, the Challenger, and the BMW 1-series. Anything else pleasing to my eye is going to be at least 15 years old. [QUOTE=Protocol7;42020578]it'll probably look better with an actual body on the whole thing[/QUOTE] Nah, it looks better without. [QUOTE=Roll_Program;42020637]It's cheaper and outperforms everything else in its class.[/QUOTE] Cheaper, yes, that is good. I don't care if it outperforms everything else in its class, though. I only care about how big a grin I get when I drive it and how much I like the looks of it. I already very heavily base my car choices more on the smile factor than anything else when buying stuff under $2500USD, there's no way in hell I'm going to suspend them on a car that costs six figures. Sorry for Audi, but a Corvette trumps it in every way 'far as I'm concerned. Credit where it's due, the Audi's a great car to drive and it makes an orgasmic noise, but the Corvette puts a smile on my face just thinking about it. It's an easy choice. The 'Vette may be objectively worse, and indeed slower around race tracks, but I couldn't care less. I would enjoy being in the Corvette more and that's all I need to know. And if I was desperate to stay in-class I'd get a Lamborghini, because those I can order with a proper manual gearbox in it. May be slower but I'm having more fun and that's all that matters. [QUOTE=Bat-shit;42021061]That looks pretty scary in a way too when the car is speeding up on those wheelies. If the car wasn't somehow attached to the whole testing thing, the car could flip its shit any second at the slightest touch and demolish the whole area around it![/QUOTE] Indeed. Most cars will do that. There's plenty of dyno fail vids on Youtube where the straps fail and the car gets loose. Pretty scary shit.
[QUOTE=TestECull;42022009]I'll speak my mind on this car and if you don't like what I have to say about it just ignore it. We will never agree on this topic so that's really the only course of action to take. I can and I bloody well will. The looks are a large part of why I would rather have a Civic than an R8. The thing is HIDEOUS! It looks like they leave each car in the caldera of an active volcano until the bodywork is half melted. They're great cars to drive, but I find them gopping to look at. No thank you. Though, to be honest, I'd extend that to pretty much every car, truck and SUV manufactured since ~2002. Nothing's good to look at anymore. Everything's just hideous, bubbly, molten even, and astonishingly terrible faces are the norm. Mazda, Peugot, Ford and Audi are the kings of hideous grins. The only cars made in the past 5 years I find pretty are the Corvette, the Miata, the Mustang, the Challenger, and the BMW 1-series. Anything else pleasing to my eye is going to be at least 15 years old. Nah, it looks better without. Cheaper, yes, that is good. I don't care if it outperforms everything else in its class, though. I only care about how big a grin I get when I drive it and how much I like the looks of it. I already very heavily base my car choices more on the smile factor than anything else when buying stuff under $2500USD, there's no way in hell I'm going to suspend them on a car that costs six figures. Sorry for Audi, but a Corvette trumps it in every way 'far as I'm concerned. Credit where it's due, the Audi's a great car to drive and it makes an orgasmic noise, but the Corvette puts a smile on my face just thinking about it. It's an easy choice. The 'Vette may be objectively worse, and indeed slower around race tracks, but I couldn't care less. I would enjoy being in the Corvette more and that's all I need to know. And if I was desperate to stay in-class I'd get a Lamborghini, because those I can order with a proper manual gearbox in it. May be slower but I'm having more fun and that's all that matters. Indeed. Most cars will do that. There's plenty of dyno fail vids on Youtube where the straps fail and the car gets loose. Pretty scary shit.[/QUOTE] Well, the avatar fits.
[QUOTE=TestECull;42022009]The looks are a large part of why [B]I would rather have a Civic[/B] than an R8.[/QUOTE] top lel Civics have a better style than an R8? Give me a break. Bland cars for bland people I guess. gotta have dat common and unimaginative design. Have fun with your ricer m8. [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ricer[/url]
[QUOTE=TestECull;42022009]I'll speak my mind on this car and if you don't like what I have to say about it just ignore it. We will never agree on this topic so that's really the only course of action to take. I can and I bloody well will. The looks are a large part of why I would rather have a Civic than an R8. The thing is HIDEOUS! It looks like they leave each car in the caldera of an active volcano until the bodywork is half melted. They're great cars to drive, but I find them gopping to look at. No thank you. Though, to be honest, I'd extend that to pretty much every car, truck and SUV manufactured since ~2002. Nothing's good to look at anymore. Everything's just hideous, bubbly, molten even, and astonishingly terrible faces are the norm. Mazda, Peugot, Ford and Audi are the kings of hideous grins. The only cars made in the past 5 years I find pretty are the Corvette, the Miata, the Mustang, the Challenger, and the BMW 1-series. Anything else pleasing to my eye is going to be at least 15 years old. Nah, it looks better without. Cheaper, yes, that is good. I don't care if it outperforms everything else in its class, though. I only care about how big a grin I get when I drive it and how much I like the looks of it. I already very heavily base my car choices more on the smile factor than anything else when buying stuff under $2500USD, there's no way in hell I'm going to suspend them on a car that costs six figures. Sorry for Audi, but a Corvette trumps it in every way 'far as I'm concerned. Credit where it's due, the Audi's a great car to drive and it makes an orgasmic noise, but the Corvette puts a smile on my face just thinking about it. It's an easy choice. The 'Vette may be objectively worse, and indeed slower around race tracks, but I couldn't care less. I would enjoy being in the Corvette more and that's all I need to know. And if I was desperate to stay in-class I'd get a Lamborghini, because those I can order with a proper manual gearbox in it. May be slower but I'm having more fun and that's all that matters. Indeed. Most cars will do that. There's plenty of dyno fail vids on Youtube where the straps fail and the car gets loose. Pretty scary shit.[/QUOTE] try not to cut yourself on those edges m8
Now [I]that,[/I] ladies and gentlemen, is how you advertise a car.
[img]http://www.instablogsimages.com/1/2012/05/31/1338458690.jpg[/img] i would put this cars tailpipe up my tailpipe
[QUOTE=Dick Piston;42020070]If only all car adverts were like this..[/QUOTE] idk i prefer car ads actually being about how the car runs rather than the sound it makes [editline]30th August 2013[/editline] also i'm with teste, modern audi cars remind me of a slightly overweight wealthy man in his 50's
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