• Why sitting on a computer and doing nothing is badass.
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Story: so i used to go out drinking every weekend and used to get smashed, completly off my head and also had a bit of fun with the ladies. But then for christmas 2007 i got my first computer it was glorius. Ever since then i have set in my bedroom on my computer. Why is this better than getting wasted every weekend? 1. you dont have to live with the embarresment that you have trashed someone elses house and your own doesnt get trashed which will make your parents happy and they will be proud of you 2. No longer do you have to feel embarresed when picking up chicks that you can only last 45 seconds. 3. You dont get into any trouble with the police, they have a job to do they dont need another asshole hurling abuse and running away from them. Remember facepunch when you are in on your computer think of all the embarresment you are saving yourself you should really care if your freinds house gets trashed so sit on your computer and prevent it.
I saw this coming. :munch:
This is a parody thread.
What an idiot, bashing out a computer is waste of time, get out there and explore the world lad. The world is too big for us too imagine, log out and go bash a bird. Oh wait, I get it. :)
OP has obviously never been on a computer in his life. Troll thread.
Seen better and i've seen worse.
There is such a thing as balance.
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