Oh, Have You Met My Kids, Panda, Phone and Cheese? The Weirdest Baby Names of 2013
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[QUOTE]So, we already know that people are naming their kids after characters on TV shows like Breaking Bad and Homeland. But then there are the parents who’ve decided to stray from the norm, get creative and just go for it.
Swag (two in 2012)
Butt (three in 2010)
Hotdog (two in 2012)
Butterbean (6 in 2013)
Phone (three in 2013)
Freak (34 in 1995)
Poopy (three in 2010)
Superman (two in 2012)
Mushroom (three in 2008)
Elbow (three in 2009)
Oh, and then there were the many varieties of Beyoncé: Beyonce, Beyoncee, Beyounce, Breyonce, and Veyoncé.
But you shouldn’t rely on us to find all the obscure names. Visit the baby names finder, use your imagination and see what you can dig up. (But don’t bother searching for “Twerk” or “Selfie.” We already tried those.)
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Imagine if the next major religion has it's prophet coming soon, and all of his saints and disciples are named things like "swag" and "watermelon"
In 1000 years people will be reading the gospel of "cellphone" while hearing about the story of "hotdog" and goliath.
Right now, on this planet, there is a kid named Swag.
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[QUOTE]Butt (three in 2010)[/QUOTE]
i'm sure these three are going to have wonderful childhoods
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;43125579]Imagine if the next major religion has it's prophet coming soon, and all of his saints and disciples are named things like "swag" and "watermelon"
In 1000 years people will be reading the gospel of "cellphone" while hearing about the story of "hotdog" and goliath.[/QUOTE]
at least on the bright side people didn't call their kid YOLO.
I would have lost my shit if they had done that.
Bad parenting 101
names don't make your child unique it's like you want them to be bullied
But cheese is delicious and you could choose any type of cheese as a nickname.
One week you're Cheddar or Parmesan and the next you're Queijo de Colônia.
"Elbow" actually sounds cool. But this reminds me of my teacher wanting to name her kid "Optimus" for the reason her husband wanted to name it "Megatron". Optimus is his second name now...
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;43125790]Isn't there a law against this under child abuse?[/QUOTE]
Not in the U.S., just can't be obscene.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;43125579]Imagine if the next major religion has it's prophet coming soon, and all of his saints and disciples are named things like "swag" and "watermelon"
In 1000 years people will be reading the gospel of "cellphone" while hearing about the story of "hotdog" and goliath.[/QUOTE]
President "Stump" will reign in America's golden age.
[QUOTE=Gen. Crumpets;43125586]i'm sure these three are going to have wonderful childhoods[/QUOTE]
I bet they will be great friends with [QUOTE]Poopy (three in 2010)[/QUOTE]
Naming my kids Chip, Penny, and Napkin.
[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;43125724][B]But cheese is delicious[/B] and you could choose any type of cheese as a nickname.
One week you're Cheddar or Parmesan and the next you're Queijo de Colônia.[/QUOTE]
I think you should re-read that.
really
butt?
like even [B][I]poopy[/I][/B] could be some sort of pet name to SOMEONE or something but just fucking
butt?
[quote]Freak (34 in 1995)[/quote]
That's actually really terrible.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;43126086]Naming my kids Chip, Penny, and Napkin.[/QUOTE]
what do you want
I'm here
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;43126086]Naming my kids Chip, Penny, and Napkin.[/QUOTE]
Take it away, Napkin.
But seriously, who names their kid "Poopy?"
What happened in 95?
I'm gonna name my kids Chair, Mattress, Computer, and Playstation
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;43125625]at least on the bright side people didn't call their kid YOLO.
I would have lost my shit if they had done that.[/QUOTE]
Yolo is a real name for a county in the US that came about years before this stupid acronym.
[quote]“Yolo” may be derived from the native Patwin Indian word “yo-loy” meaning “abounding in the rushes.” Other historians believe it to be the name of the Indian chief, Yodo, or the Indian village of Yodoi. [/quote]
[url]http://www.yolocounty.org/Index.aspx?page=321[/url]
Shouldn't the doctors or whoever authorizes baby names have the authority to say "guys, that name is fucking retarded and your child is going to be bullied for the rest of his/her life if you name him/her that"?
I can't wait to bully the fuck out of these kids
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;43125625]at least on the bright side people didn't call their kid YOLO.
I would have lost my shit if they had done that.[/QUOTE]
i know what i'm naming my first born.
[QUOTE=Cmx;43127894]What happened in 95?[/QUOTE]
God only knows. Something terrible though, that's for sure.
"Hotdog". "Elbow". "Butt". Are you fucking serious, people?
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;43128167]Shouldn't the doctors or whoever authorizes baby names have the authority to say "guys, that name is fucking retarded and your child is going to be bullied for the rest of his/her life if you name him/her that"?[/QUOTE]
The United States is unfortunately not like Iceland. We don't have an [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Naming_Committee]official naming committee[/url] that oversees this stuff and prevents people from giving their kids stupid names.
[QUOTE]Poopy (three in 2010)[/QUOTE]
This is what happens when kids have kids.
[QUOTE=Ithon;43127986]Yolo is a real name for a county in the US that came about years before this stupid acronym.
[url]http://www.yolocounty.org/Index.aspx?page=321[/url][/QUOTE]
it's also the name of an ultima character i think
I feel TERRIBLE for this kid [URL]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd54eV3t01qcbo9lo1_1280.jpg[/URL]
You know what? I'm going to name my child like one of the greatest person in the world.
Or maybe the three greatest.
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