• Baby Delivered By The Use Of Google
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[quote]This may sound pretty crazy but it seems that Google and YouTube have finally had their first baby. What we mean by this is with the vast amount of information available on their websites and the ability to search for literally anything they helped a U.K. man deliver his very own baby just by searching online for some help. You wouldn’t expect to be able to search up the term “how can a man help in delivering a baby without doctors” and get results, but things have changed and now you can. Now we are not saying you should rely on Google and YouTube to guide you through everything life throws at you, but when you are caught into a difficult situation like this U.K. man was it is some useful information for a person to have. He successfully delivered the baby before the ambulance could reach their location all with a little help from the most popular search engines there is. By simply taking the time to watch multiple videos he was able to get a better understanding of what exactly needed to be done to get the baby out safely while they waited for the ambulance arrive at their home. There are endless amounts of information available throughout Google and YouTube combined which give you the opportunity to find anything including how to deliver a baby, you just need to find the right key terms to get the results you want. This is definitely a story that the Stephen’s parents will tell their child on how Google and YouTube helped deliver them into the world and will always be a great way of showing how useful Google and YouTube can actually be when you search the right terms and try finding exactly what you need. Congratulations on your first child YouTube and Google![/quote] [url]http://www.finesttech.com/others/youtube-and-google-make-their-first-baby-delivery.html[/url] Google, is there any problem you can't solve?
cool fuck this is a first post... uh... FUCK
What is love?
A feeling that hurts
Pretty soon, everyone will be able to diagnose themselves, perform complicated surgeries, and maintain them during the healing process.
In honor of the websites' services, the baby's first and middle name should be Google Youtube.
[QUOTE=djshox;16496509]In honor of the websites' services, the baby's first and middle name should be Google Yahoo.[/QUOTE] Why yahoo? Yahoo sucks
I miss dogpile
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;16496538]Why yahoo? Yahoo sucks[/QUOTE] Whoops, misread Youtube as Yahoo. Off to bed I go.
I'm waiting for the first Google assisted brain surgery. Now that would be something.
Why don't they [I]Ask Jeeves[/I] for a second opinion?
Reminds me of those burglars who broke into a safe by using Google.
Baby should be named Elgoog tubeyew
"Honey hold on a second this video's buffering and I'm not sure what to do"
[QUOTE=Ryan2407;16496542]I miss dogpile[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.dogpile.com/[/url]
This happened on malcom in the middle.
I happen to know that this is not the first time it happened. First child? More like second.
HAha, nice. :P Future: BUILD YOUR OWN COMPUTER PARTS! :O Haha
Only in the UK
Next up Google takes over the world right?
"OH GOD, I THINK IT'S COMING NOW!!!" "One sec honey, I'm doing research" "haha, I love that commercial with the baby in it, you know, the etrade one. Classic."
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;16498748]Only in the UK[/QUOTE] Good things only happen in the UK? Cool, I guess
[QUOTE=ryandaniels;16498784]"OH GOD, I THINK IT'S COMING NOW!!!" "One sec honey, I'm doing research" "haha, I love that commercial with the baby in it, you know, the etrade one. Classic."[/QUOTE] Oh God, I hate that commercial.
[QUOTE=Ryan2407;16496476]What is love?[/QUOTE] Baby, don't hurt me.
[QUOTE=zzzzac1;16496475]cool fuck this is a first post... uh... FUCK[/QUOTE] That goes perfectly with your avatar. I hate how the article phrases it like Google and Youtube made a baby. They just gave the guy info on what to do! He could've looked it up on Wikipedia, Bing, or Lycos. He just used a search engine to find out "Okay, let her push the baby out and I'll put my hands like this to catch it". Regular people knew that before Google!
[QUOTE=radioactive;16496691]Why don't they [I]Ask Jeeves[/I] for a second opinion?[/QUOTE] Jeeves retired.
[QUOTE=MirageKnight;16501638]Jeeves retired.[/QUOTE] I beg to differ. [url]http://uk.ask.com/[/url]
Google does everything. Wow.
soon babies will start dying during the deliverance because they asked the wrong websites (such as yahoo answers)
OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING!!!! Except babies are deleivered every day with absolutely no help.
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