Hey everyone, I am going to saudi arabia in march for like a month. What can I do while I am there ( Other than be persecuted by the religous police hurp durp)? I will be near bahrain.
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get beheaded
Get hanged for being an infidel.
Isn't it against the law to masturbate?
Because you should do that
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Oh welcome, we hope you enjoy your stay! We have some room to sleep if you can squeeze yourself between the ammo crates and the tnt.
Get stoned.
Why are you going to Saudi Arabia?
[QUOTE=randomnewfag;27981776]Get stoned.[/QUOTE]
Then get executed for having hashish.
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We have tons of "bling", yes.
Why are you even going to saudi arabia?
I heard things are about to start going down like they did in Egypt.
Everything we do for fun in the West is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia.
Lol get drunk and meander through town with your flaccid dick hanging out of your jeans
Strip naked, defile women, burn Korans, and preach the wondrous word of God Almighty
Saudi Barbaria for what ?
Wear pants.
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then get beheaded for not wearing the man dress
bring back some oil for us americans
my hummer is hungry
Remember to go around saying "zop" but put emphisis on the Z.
It doesn't look or sound arabic but two good friends i play pool with are from Saudi Arabia......Bastards also have money too.
My girlfriend lived over there for 5 years when her Dad got a job there.
She loved it.
As long as you are white or arab, you will probably love it too. Apparently they just shit on all the foreign people who are only really allowed into the kingdom to do the bitch work (Phillapinos, Indians, Vietnamese...non arabs or white people...).
Maybe you can befriend a rich Arab prince and he can drive you around in his ridiculous car collection, crashing into shit and running it like he doesn't give a shit...because he doesn't...his family is rich as fuck.
Also, i don't foresee anything going down like in Egypt. The Saudi government is much better with it's people. They are strict, but you get a great life for following the rules. (Unless you're one of those foreign groups they could give a shit about. But it's probably still better than where you lived before...)
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[QUOTE=Douchebags;27984719]Remember to go around saying "zop" but put emphisis on the Z.
It doesn't look or sound arabic but two good friends i play pool with are from Saudi Arabia......Bastards also have money too.[/QUOTE]
A lot of the Saudi kids are loaded apparently.
Just go to Youtube. It's packed ass deep with them driving cars i couldn't dream of being close enough to to even spit at.
Saudi Arabia is awesome, I lived there for about 8 years of my whole life.
Ignore all of these stereotypes. Except the bling one. You can look forward to the cheap petrol prices
[QUOTE=Alixandah;27985245]Saudi Arabia is awesome, I lived there for about 8 years of my whole life.
Ignore all of these stereotypes. Except the bling one. You can look forward to the cheap petrol prices[/QUOTE]
He's true the blings there is quite cheap. Trust me I go saudi every year.
Remember to buy us all some
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Get a Brough Superior and become Lawrence of Arabia II.
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Eat baklava
If you're gonna go somewhere middle east, go to Abu Dhabi or Dubai in the United Arab Emirates
Steal oil.
Drop a tennis ball from the highest tower...
...Or is it in Dubai?
It's a nice country, it's just populated by alot of terrible people.
There's a revolution going to start there really soon, they already made a Facebook event for it just like they did for Egypt and Tunisia. So be careful, and remember to side with the pro-secular democracy rebels.
What city are you going? Riyadh? Visit the Mecca while you're at it!!
Watch out for those crazy ass drivers!
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