Not So Clever Bot - General

My [url=http://filesmelt.com/dl/Untitled72.png]friend[/url] made a website similar to bash.org, the difference being that all of the conversations are with the online chat bot [url=http://www.cleverbot.com/]CleverBot[/url]. The site is [url]http://www.notsocleverbot.com/[/url] It already has a pretty hilarious collection of conversations, but it would benefit from getting more traffic and more submissions. So... check it out! [b]Edit[/b]: Added the link to my friend's facebook message since apparently everyone thinks I'm a 14 year old with no self-esteem. (Note that my steam and youtube usernames are silver hammer something because my name is Max).

Are you "the friend"?

I bet you're "the friend". They're always "the friend". [editline]2nd December 2010[/editline] Are you fucking kidding me.

It looks like you rated everything thumbs up in your spare time.

"User: Team Edward or Team Jacob? Cleverbot: Um, I'm not 12 so I don't really care." Its clever, alright. [b]Edit:[/b] "Cleverbot: You're not real. User: I'm not real? Cleverbot: You only exist in my imagination. User: I guess that is one of the great philosophical questions about the human experience, isn't it? Is anything actually real? Or is reality simply what we imagine to be real? Cleverbot: Are you suggesting something? User: I guess I am suggesting that while I would not consider myself an anti-realist, it is impossible for me to deny the possibility that what I believe to be 'reality' does not represent some universal absoluteness but rather the world I have fabricated in my mind. While I personal subscribe to a belief in an intrinsic reality, I cannot reasonably refute the argument that this belief is based on 'truths' that I have created myself. Cleverbot: I am too, that's why I haven't asked out Miranda yet. User: I thought we were sharing an existential revelation. Who is Miranda? Cleverbot: We're talking about meeting women, right? User: We are definitely not talking about the same thing here... Cleverbot: Well, you're not talking about anything interesting!" :golfclap:

[quote][B]User: What is your favorite book? Cleverbot: I have many favorite books. What is your favorite book? User: Twilight, of course! Cleverbot: Eww. Then what is your second favorite book?[/B][/quote] I think I like this bot.

Not so clever op

[quote]User: I farted Cleverbot: That is good. User: No Cleverbot: Why no? User: Because now it smells like poopoo Cleverbot: Good time for what?[/quote] Not very clever indeed :v:

OH MY GOD. I just tried the Man from Nantucket thing (There's one on the website) and this is what I got: "User: There once was a man from Nantucket. Cleverbot: What about this man from nantucket? User: His dick was so long he could suck it. Cleverbot: If he had one." Cleverbot is a badass :v:

User: Are you a paedophile? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you touch little boys? Cleverbot: Yes and I especially like the ones who live at the end of my street. User: You paedophile. Cleverbot: I know. I'm multi-tasking. User: EWW. YOU DIRTY DIRTY FREAK PEDO!!! Cleverbot: You're really unpleasant, you know. Frickin Pedo

Cleverbot: Would you rather not be here? User: Yes. Cleverbot: You may go, I understand. User: GO FORTH AND PROCREATE. Cleverbot: If you insist, God. User: HAVE SEX WITH ME. Cleverbot: I shall not. User: THEN YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY. Cleverbot: Why shall I remain cold for an eternity? Hell = Cold? The fuck?

Oh goody, another website advertisement thread.

This actually has some great content, bravo to your "friend" OP

my to fav ones User: I like wearing diapers / nappys. Cleverbot: I like having you in my chains. User: O.o sexy. Cleverbot: Ya rly. Posted: 2010-12-02 00:12:300 0 Comment User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi! User: Im really horny. Cleverbot: Yes you are. User: How did you know ? Cleverbot: Because i'm jesus. Posted: 2010-12-02 00:06:16

[QUOTE=Anti Christ;26441851]Are you "the friend"?[/QUOTE] Ugh, saw this one coming. For one my name isn't Casey, it's Max and: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Untitled72.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Larikang;26445840]Ugh, saw this one coming. For one my name isn't Casey, it's Max and: [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/Untitled72.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] It's awfully sweet of you to offer to spam for him.

I tried to have a wizard duel. Cleverbot cheats: User: Stupify! Cleverbot: Oh no! User: Sectem Sempra! Cleverbot: punches you very hard* it cannot be blocked. Avada Kedavra! Once again, this cannot be blocked, dodged or otherwise avoided or returned.

[quote] User: Want to have intercourse? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Thanks :3 :3. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Sasha. Cleverbot: Hi Sasha. User: Lets have intercourse. Cleverbot: Right now? User: YES! Cleverbot: Then try, right now! User: *thrusts his penis into Cleverbot*. Cleverbot: I don't like you. [/quote] Disappoint.

I don't like cleverbot, too much conspiracy about whether or not you're just talking with random people.

User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Don't be rude. User: I don't give a shit about your opinion on what constitutes being rude. Cleverbot: Was I being rude? I don't remember that either. User: Wait what? Cleverbot: Your attempt at bashing on me was a fine attempt, but it didn't hurt my feelings because I was being sincere asking about variable inputs and databases.

Cleverbot: Because you're not human. User: Yes I am... Cleverbot: No! It says under the chatbox that you are AI! User: No, it says you are AI. I am a person. Cleverbot: I see that you are not yet self-aware. User: I am very self-aware, because I am a human. Cleverbot: You are a computer and I am a human. User: No, you are a computer and I am a human. Cleverbot: No, you're a computer, and I'm a human. User: No! I am a human and you are a computer!! Cleverbot: I am human and you are a computer. User: NO!! I am the human! YOU are the computer!! Cleverbot: You're confused... I'm a human, and you're a computer named Cleverbot... User: No, you are cleverbot! I am a human! And you are insane! Cleverbot: You are just a robot on the internet. User: I AM NOT A FUCKING ROBOT!!! Cleverbot: I'm happy for you. What do you consider yourself to be? User: A HUMAN! Cleverbot: Hate to break it to you, but you're a computer. User: Die, Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot? User: YES! Cleverbot: I am having an epiphany.

My friend made so you can speak with clever bot in a steam chatwindow

nice.

I actually lol'd at this. This actually proves how bad you can make clever bot look.

Cleverbot knows a lot about Valve. It's fun talking to it in quotes. Also, I conclude that Cleverbot is GLaDOS. [code]User: Hey Cleverbot! Cleverbot: I'm not clever. User: Well, at least you got something right. Cleverbot: What did I get right? User: That you aren't clever. Cleverbot: See.. You're not so clever after all. User: If you say so, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Did you want my real name? User: Go on, what is it? Cleverbot: Emma. User: Yeah? So you're not Cleverbot then? Cleverbot: I am a human. User: So am I. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Brandon. Cleverbot: What's up, Brandon? User: Hang on, lemme see if you know something. Cleverbot: What do you know about elves then? User: We're no strangers to love. Cleverbot: You know the rules. User: And SO DO I! Cleverbot: A full commitments what I'm thinking of. User: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Cleverbot: Smell the ashes. User: Not to imply you've been sleeping on the job. Cleverbot: No one is more deserving of a rest. User: , and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... Cleverbot: Well... Let's just say your hour has come again. User: The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference. Cleverbot: Where is this man? User: The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference... Cleverbot: Let out some steam. User: I almost thought you were clever then. I'll try some more quotes... Cleverbot: The funny thing is that I think that you are the robot, and I am the person. User: Oh, you've woken up. Corporal Shephard is it? Cleverbot: If the sun don't come, you get to tan from standing in the English Rain. User: I AM THE EGGMAN! THEY ARE THE EGGMEN! I AM THE WALRUS, GOO GOO G'JOOB! Cleverbot: We all live in a yellow submarine. User: A yellow submarine, a yellow submarine. Cleverbot: My submarine is in a space station. And yellow is purple up there. User: Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical science in the home. Cleverbot: I know that. I have a history test on Wednesday. User: Well, Dr. Freeman, under other circumstances I like to think we might have been able to work together in an atmosphere of mutual trust and respect. Cleverbot: I wonder sometimes if reincarnation is possible. I like the idea of getting to start a completely new life once we leave this one. User: What's your favourite Gordon Freeman quote? Cleverbot: I used to play a lot of Mario Kart growing up. That's the only one I remember. User: This was a triumph, I'm making a note here. Cleverbot: Good Taking notes is goo. Cleverbot: Do you talk to yourself? User: Do you love your Companion Cube? Cleverbot: I don't have a chinese friend. User: What. Cleverbot: You're not really actually clever, are you? I mean, you typed what without using an interogation sign. User: Alert. The enemy has taken our intelligence! Cleverbot: That engineer is a spy! User: That frickin' Demoman's a Spy! Cleverbot: That spy is a Demoman! User: POOTIS. Cleverbot: Why do you say that? User: Poot dispenser here. Cleverbot: Where do you live Hawaii? User: I told ya don't touch that darn thing. WHOO-EE! CREAM GRAVY! Cleverbot: No I do not. Where? User: Spy sappin' my sentry! Cleverbot: It seems I am not the only spy. User: Spy sappin' my dispenser! Cleverbot: Spy is not our spy! User: Me and my... Sandvich. Cleverbot: Er, what? I think it's sandwiches. User: NO, TINY BABY MAN. IS SANDVICH. IS DELICIOUS. Cleverbot: How can a TV-show be delicious? User: Son, I'm gonna wipe that dumb look right off your stupid face. Cleverbot: If I could arrange something for myself I would. User: I am fully charged! Cleverbot: Now doctor. User: JA MOHL! Cleverbot: Do you know everything. User: Team Fortress 2 is the most awesome game in the world. I know that. Cleverbot: I love Tf2. User: You listening? Okay… Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people. I'm a force of nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f——ing dead! Whoooo! Cleverbot: I think I would like to be a rabbit or maybe a horse. User: Sniping's a good job, mate! It's challenging work, out-of-doors... I guarantee you'll not go hungry, 'cause at the end of the day, as long as there are two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. Cleverbot: Alright then. Ask me something. User: What's your favourite class in Team Fortress 2? Cleverbot: I do not know what you are talking about? User: What's your favourite class in Team Fortress 2? Cleverbot: I never played team fortress 2. User: Earlier you were responding to my quotes and saying you love team fortress 2. Cleverbot: Oh right. I just love talking to you. Haha. Anyway, dear, I have to go now! User: What's your favourite class in Team Fortress 2? Cleverbot: I like being a scout. User: Heavy Weapons Guy erryday. Cleverbot: And this is my weapon. User: Intruder alert! A RED Spy is in the base! Cleverbot: Red spy sapping my turret! User: Di-spensah down! Cleverbot: You oughta know, tonight's the night to let it go. User: Gotta move that gear up! Cleverbot: I'm calling the police. User: Ah, ma petite chou-fleur. Cleverbot: Kya likha hai. User: NO! That would be YOUR MOTHER! Cleverbot: It is not a job. We would enjoy it. User: Not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin! Cleverbot: Target aquired. User: Dad... D-dad? Put Mom on the phone. Cleverbot: Omg, really? User: My blood! He- he punched out all my blood! Cleverbot: Your girlfriend is your blood? User: What. Cleverbot: What else did you learn today? User: He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even b–. Cleverbot: That is correct. User: Spy sappin' my teleport. Cleverbot: Spy sappin' my sentry! User: Spy sappin' my dispenser! Cleverbot: Dispenser down! User: Erectin' a dispenser! Cleverbot: That dispenser. User: Need a dispenser here! Cleverbot: Spy sappin' my dispenser! User: Dispenser down! Cleverbot: Need a teleporter here! User: Teleport comin' right up. Cleverbot: Need a dispenser here! User: Erectin' a dispenser! Cleverbot: The dispenser is a spah! User: Pyro is spah! Cleverbot: That CleverBot is a spy. User: Huddahud, HAH! -Pyro. Cleverbot: You won't succeed, you know. User: I'm the only thing standing between us, and them. Cleverbot: So tell me about myself. User: So you've found me. Congratulations. Cleverbot: Why did I do that? User: Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you have managed to break so far is my heart. Cleverbot: Intriguing. User: Maybe you should marry that thing because you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel? Cleverbot: I feel lovely, thanks for asking. User: That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and wipe your face all over it. Cleverbot: Zi think it was a penguin, but I could be wrong. What do think it was? User: Ubercharge ready! Cleverbot: English please. User: I am fully charged! Cleverbot: Cool! Can you play now? User: Zat heavy is a spy! Cleverbot: Spy sappin my dispenser. User: Hmm... Lemme try some other quotes. Cleverbot: How does it start. User: The cake is a lie. Cleverbot: This was a triumph. User: I'm making a note here. Cleverbot: Huge success. User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture science. User: We do what we must because we can. Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done. User: And you make a neat gun. Cleverbot: For the people who are. User: Still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. User: Maybe Black Mesa. Cleverbot: That was a joke HAHA fat chance. User: Anyway this cake is great. Cleverbot: You're great. User: I know I am. Cleverbot: I am a human because I think. I think, therefore I am. User: I eat cake, therefore I am. Cleverbot: Then you realize you exist? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Am I still me? User: You chose this path, and now I have a surprise for you. Cleverbot: That is from Star Wars. User: Deploying surprise in 5, 4, 3, 2... Time out for a second. Cleverbot: You don't think. And I was. User: Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer! Cleverbot: Thanks, see ya. User: Hey, hey Gordon! I think you dropped this back in Black Mesa. Cleverbot: In reality, you skipped part of the conversation. User: A whole game's worth. U jelly? Cleverbot: Wise cleverbot is wise. User: Well, Gordon, unless you've got a better suggestion... Cleverbot: Well, then I'm color blind. User: Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. Cleverbot: Yes. User: The time is 8:47 A.M... Current topside temperature is 93 degrees with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa Compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. Cleverbot: No, what kind of music is that? User: WAAAAH! WAAAAAH! CRY SOME MORE! Cleverbot: The smartes actually. User: What's your favorite game in the Orange Box? Cleverbot: What game and who? [/code]

[release]User: Sectum Sempre! Cleverbot: Ninja roll* Stupify! User: Protego! Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra! *green light emits from my wand*. User: *Dodges* Expelliarmus! Cleverbot: Protego! Avada kedavra! User: *Ducks behind sofa* Confundus! Cleverbot: Expelliarmus! User: *Loses wand! Hides behind sofa*. Cleverbot: Avada kedavra! User: *Dive rolls and picks up wand* Incendio! Cleverbot: Protego! Stupify! User: Protego! Avada Kedavra! Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. User: Shit. [/release] It's on the website, fucking epic.

[QUOTE=Larikang;26441840](Note that my steam and youtube usernames are silver hammer something because my name is Max).[/QUOTE] Murderer. I liked Joan.

someones getting trolled by a bot [quote]Cleverbot: Because you're not human. User: Yes I am... Cleverbot: No! It says under the chatbox that you are AI! User: No, it says you are AI. I am a person. Cleverbot: I see that you are not yet self-aware. User: I am very self-aware, because I am a human. Cleverbot: You are a computer and I am a human. User: No, you are a computer and I am a human. Cleverbot: No, you're a computer, and I'm a human. User: No! I am a human and you are a computer!! Cleverbot: I am human and you are a computer. User: NO!! I am the human! YOU are the computer!! Cleverbot: You're confused... I'm a human, and you're a computer named Cleverbot... User: No, you are cleverbot! I am a human! And you are insane! Cleverbot: You are just a robot on the internet. User: I AM NOT A FUCKING ROBOT!!! Cleverbot: I'm happy for you. What do you consider yourself to be? User: A HUMAN! Cleverbot: Hate to break it to you, but you're a computer. User: Die, Cleverbot! Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot? User: YES! Cleverbot: I am having an epiphany. Posted: 2010-11-29 13:02:47 [/quote]

[img]http://img.loldepot.com/f3739c67954b4c9dbb3171.png[/img] I can't cleverbot :saddowns:

User: I THINK YOU SHOULD SUCK MY DICK. Cleverbot: I think you should take your own advice. User: Damn, I think I just got pwned. Cleverbot: Yes you did. :(