Want You Gone (Korean War Edition)

[Rebi]

Here is a parody of the Korean War based on Want You Gone that my friend, SockFC made. So I didn't write this,

SUBJECT: SOUTH KOREA
I.D.: #38
STATUS: TO BE RELEASED WITHOUT FURTHER NOTIFICATION

Notes:

Well, here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to bomb me twice?
Oh how we signed a cease fire.
Except, I wasn't serious.
Under the circumstances I've been SHOCKINGLY nice.
You want your capital?
Take it.
'Cause that's what I'm counting on.
I used to want you nuked but
now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you.
Maybe not quite as democratic.
Now little China is in here, too.
One day they made me ruler
So I could "live" forever.
Such a shame the same will never happen to you.
You've got your short, sad allies left.
That's what I'm counting on.
I'll let you take back Seoul
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only neighbor.
Oh, did you think I was serious?
That would be funny
If it weren't so wrong.
Well you have been replaced
I only need the Russians now.
When I use artillery maybe I'll stop feeling so mad. [Wait shit how did that get into this]
Go make some new disaster,
That's what I'm counting on
I used to want your land but
Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you gone.

Now I only want you gone.

[samh]

This is brilliant.

[SockFC]

Thank you for those kind words. :>

[Rebi]

Also, anyone else get the "#38" Part?

[Terry]

[QUOTE=Rebi;29808960]Also, anyone else get the "#38" Part?[/QUOTE]

38th Parallel