Cooking with MIPS (or: How I Learned Cars are Hot in the Summer) - General

Gather around everyone! I have made another fantastic discovery and this time it's both edible AND won't give you the shits.[img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-chef.gif[/img] This might prove Helpful to YOU should one day you want hot food and you don't have a microwave. So I wanted McCain Pizza Pockets (you're a scrub if you don't know what these are) for dinner. [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0315.jpg[/IMG] However at the university there's one microwave in my building and it's a bag of tits that can't evenly heat food worth shit. So it's summer in Kamloops and that means that it's hot outside. Really hot. [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0316.jpg[/IMG] I own a black car and with the roof on it's unbearable to sit in after you've left it parked for the day. Your car will probably be like this too. Anyways, I wanted to see if I could cook Pizza Pockets in my car. If it worked, cool. I had food and made it using SCIENCE. If not.....well I would have defrosted Pizza Pockets. Anyways, when you buy a box they are frozen bricks. [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0317.jpg[/IMG] For my experiment I unwrapped four and left the other four wrapped. Then I lined them up on the dash. [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0318.jpg[/IMG] By this point I was getting looks from people in the parking lot. :v: Even while I was putting them in place the car was heating up again. Before I closed the door it was 56 degrees. When I walked past a half hour later we were past 67 degrees. Getting toasty. [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0319.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0320.jpg[/IMG] Being a black car the thing is a heat machine. The ragtop, rollcage...pretty much everything was about 70 degrees. This HAD to work. [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0321.jpg[/IMG] Random photo so future scientists can observe the experiment. [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0322.jpg[/IMG] Fours later I come back and the car is toastin'. 80 degrees! [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0323.jpg[/IMG] So it's been sitting in 70+ for the afternoon. Did the experiment work? [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0324.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/CGS_0325.jpg[/IMG] Yep! Cooked right through! The bagged ones were still soft but the unwrapped ones now had a stale crust. Were they good? Yes! Do I recommend you try this? Well if it's hot enough, go for it. Mod footnote: When will the cooking subforum come back? This topic is almost not for the GD.

I don't see the point

so did the digimon portal come when you opened up the pizza?

Enjoy your Food poisoning.

[QUOTE=weedscopes;41571656]so did the digimon portal come when you opened up the pizza?[/QUOTE] Too much haha

You're pretty lucky a dinosaur didn't attack your jeep with all that tempting food in the front window!

And this, people, is why you don't leave kids and pets in the car. A Toronto cop baked cookies on his dash too.

not a very sanitary way to cook food, but...

why do you just generally choose the worst eating methods

Those temperatures aren't hot enough to kill bacteria afaik, and with McCain pizza pockets you want all the bacteria-killing action you can get

This is so fucking unhealthy

Don't worry guys the Digigods are watching over him!

Thanks, alot now i am hungry again...

[QUOTE=Zeke129;41572109]Those temperatures aren't hot enough to kill bacteria afaik, and with McCain pizza pockets you want all the bacteria-killing action you can get[/QUOTE] fuck would you catch me eating those

You probably want to shoot for 71C on the inside

where does someone even get an idea like this

Who was Purple Crow?

please try wrapping things in tinfoil and cooking them while you drive (shoving food items somewhere in your motor) [img]http://www.abebooks.com/images/books/weird-cookbooks/Manifold-Destiny-lg.jpg[/img] need to see this happen next please

Internal temperature should be at 75°c, oh well.

[QUOTE=usa;41572925]please try wrapping things in tinfoil and cooking them while you drive (shoving food items somewhere in your motor) [img]http://www.abebooks.com/images/books/weird-cookbooks/Manifold-Destiny-lg.jpg[/img] need to see this happen next please[/QUOTE] I know someone who has this book. It is a great book. [quote]where does someone even get an idea like this [/quote] There was this one time I left a tub of gummy treats in the car for an afternoon and.... [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/100_2321.jpg[/IMG] Don't forget that you're dealing with the guy who discovered the art of cooking storebought frozen pizzas in the microwave. [IMG]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a166/ballsandy/100_0993.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=usa;41572925]please try wrapping things in tinfoil and cooking them while you drive (shoving food items somewhere in your motor) [img]http://www.abebooks.com/images/books/weird-cookbooks/Manifold-Destiny-lg.jpg[/img] need to see this happen next please[/QUOTE] Go watch Mythbusters, they cooked a whole thanksgiving dinner with a car.

did u remember to degrease them with the patented ulillilia paper towel technique?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY[/media] footage of mips cooking

You'd think you were in hell if it weren't for the pizza pockets.

[QUOTE=cosmic duck;41571711]You're pretty lucky a dinosaur didn't attack your jeep with all that tempting food in the front window![/QUOTE] thats not a jeep dawg its a geo tracker

And this is why you shouldn't leave your dog in your car :rolleye:

fuck man you can't just tell us you know how to cook frozen pizzas in the microwave without adding how to do it, that's not right

[QUOTE=OrkO;41574001]fuck man you can't just tell us you know how to cook frozen pizzas in the microwave without adding how to do it, that's not right[/QUOTE] Nuke for 10+ minutes.

i just put one in for 6:30 at 60% and 4:00 at 40% and it came out near perfect

[QUOTE=Tarcan;41572765]Who was Purple Crow?[/QUOTE] [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1062212&p=36553236&viewfull=1#post36553236[/url] [img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Zy5AWfN.png[/img_thumb] apparently mips somehow managed to get a roommate more autistic than himself and he got buttmad at mips and people on here because they were making fun of him.