• The Top 10 Signs the NSA Has Been Watching You by RedBull
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[img]http://image3.redbull.com/rbcom/010/2014-01-23/1331629555272_2/0010/1/320/213/2/the-nsa-is-watching-you.PNG[/img] [QUOTE]10. When playing Call of Duty: Ghosts, one of your teammates complains that the drones don’t fly like they do in real life and notes, “I use them at work all the time.” 9. Blizzard announces a new match-up for Legacy of the Void, TvF (Terran vs. Feds). 8. An opponent in Halo taunts you about the pajamas you’re wearing, even though you’re home alone. Oops, looks like your Kinect might be hacked! 7. A Battlefield 4 teammate casually notes that your camouflaged special agent character dresses exactly like a coworker. 6. In a game of League of Legends, you get this in teamchat: “BRB, terrorist INC.” 5. Someone confesses they have classified information that the U.S. has been secretly building prototypes of the Banshee aircraft from StarCraft. 4. You’re in an Xbox Live party with Edward Snowden online, and he suddenly tells you to be quiet and act natural. 3. You overhear this conversation through voice chat: “Sorry honey, I can’t run to the store. I REALLY gotta go on this dragon raid. I’m protecting America here, okay?” 2. When discussing scouting strategies for a game of StarCraft, your teammate at first suggests breaking into your opponent's Gmail and Facebook accounts. 1. Reddit[/QUOTE] Source: [url]http://www.redbull.com/us/en/esports/stories/1331624006100/the-top-10-signs-the-nsa-has-been-watching-you[/url] I can't really tell if it's a joke or not, they didn't put anything that would make it seem like one.
I'm an NSA spy analyzing Facepunch and can confirm these all to be common slip ups. Luckily I don't make them.
[quote]1. Reddit[/quote] While the rest of them are just bad attempts at humor, I don't get the point behind this one.
[QUOTE=matt000024;44742288]I'm an NSA spy analyzing Facepunch and can confirm these all to be common slip ups. Luckily I don't make them.[/QUOTE] I'm Edward Snowden and can likewise testify that these are accurate.
i'm kind of tired of stuff like this. This is exactly the kind of press the NSA would like to be published: satire, distracting and distancing people from the very real issue we were upset over just a couple months ago. Media has really shortened our attention spans. Granted it is humorous and not published by an actual news site, keep in mind that comedic news sources like the daily show for example tend to be taken for being better sources of information than many agencies.
I thought number 2 was funny but the others weren't that great.
Redbull should just stop trying to be funny and use that energy to continue being awesome.
[QUOTE=adam1172;44758717]Redbull should just stop trying to be funny and use that energy to continue making energy drinks to fuel their energy to make said drinks.[/QUOTE] Fixed.
at tims of nhigt i can hear my dog, barki is this nsa? haha noe but i bet they able hearing as well because dog make noise
[QUOTE=pgr2gamer;44742117]I can't really tell if it's a joke or not, they didn't put anything that would make it seem like one.[/QUOTE] Really
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[QUOTE=I'm invisible;44743657]i'm kind of tired of stuff like this. This is exactly the kind of press the NSA would like to be published: satire, distracting and distancing people from the very real issue we were upset over just a couple months ago. Media has really shortened our attention spans. Granted it is humorous and not published by an actual news site, keep in mind that comedic news sources like the daily show for example tend to be taken for being better sources of information than many agencies.[/QUOTE] there are good news agencies out there, you're just not looking hard enough also i'm not a deep cover operative for either organizations.
Really great stuff, Clark. Top quality thread. Be sure to keep us updated on all your favorite buzzfeed articles!
[QUOTE]4. You’re in an Xbox Live party with Edward Snowden online, and he suddenly tells you to be quiet and act natural.[/QUOTE] This is by far my favorite for some reason xD
[QUOTE=HZ Yasmoni;44831654]This is by far my favorite for some reason xD[/QUOTE] And then you freak out and ask "WHY!?", I think that would be somewhat panicky to be told that, especially with everything you know about Edward Snowden xD
Too true, my friends, TOO TRUE! xD
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;44848684]Too true, my friends, TOO TRUE! xD[/QUOTE] xD
Here at the KGB we don't make silly mistakes like this
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