[quote=NY Times]Experiencing 100 orgasms a day may sound like the gift that keeps on giving, but a heartbroken man from Wisconsin can assure you — it’s much more of a curse.
Dale Decker is a 37-year-old husband and father of two who suffers from an uncontrollable condition known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome, Barcroft Media reports.
He first felt the symptoms after he slipped a disk in his back and was on his way to the hospital. Decker inexplicably ejaculated five times on the drive — and says the orgasms have kept on coming ever since.
"Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there," he said. "While your whole family is standing behind you."
"It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live," Decker added. "There’s nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might feel physically good — you’re completely disgusted by what’s going on."
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[url]http://nypost.com/2014/09/22/the-living-hell-of-the-man-who-orgasms-100-times-a-day/[/url]
[quote]you’re completely disgusted by what’s going on[/quote]
That's only one way to look at it
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"Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there," he said. "While your whole family is standing behind you."[/quote]
could he have really not thought of a metaphor less hilarious than that
[QUOTE=Judas;46060227]could he have really not thought of a metaphor less hilarious than that[/QUOTE]
"oh daddyy"
[QUOTE=Judas;46060227]could he have really not thought of a metaphor less hilarious than that[/QUOTE]
Maybe it's not a metaphor :tinfoil:
"Jizz in my Pants" keeps playing in my head.
This sounds like an Onion article but isnt, man that sucks
[quote]He first felt the symptoms after he slipped a disk in his back[/quote]
as in.. a vertebra?
[quote]“We really struggle right now as he is unable to work and supply for his family and I feel like all the strain is on me,” April said[/quote]
Maybe he should become a porn star
He could wear a cape and they can call him orgasm man
[quote]Experiencing 100 orgasms a day may sound like the gift that keeps on giving[/quote]
To whom exactly? Who would want that? Also that thing about the funeral needs to be turned into a WKUN skit.
its crazy that he has 100 orgasms a day, and we take ours for granted
[QUOTE=Cmx;46060275]Maybe he should become a porn star
He could wear a cape and they can call him orgasm man[/QUOTE]
"My my little lady, you look horny... CAPTAIN CUM TO THE RESCUE AWWWW YEAAAAAAH"
You have to wonder, do his balls shrivel up like raisins by the end of the day?
Yeah if you had these that often it wouldn't even feel physically good after a while, since the release of endorphins so often would cause a tolerance to build up.
[QUOTE=FurrehFaux;46060319]You have to wonder, do his balls shrivel up like raisins by the end of the day?[/QUOTE]
I'd think his balls would end up close to nonexistent given how little time is given for them to refill. Also, I was about to comment that the disorder that causes this is more common in women, but then I realized that the textbox in the op said it was caused by a spinal injury. Not sure if it would be possible to treat the injury without him being severely debilitated for the rest of his life. This shit sucks no matter how you look at it.
[QUOTE=Cmx;46060275]Maybe he should become a porn star
He could wear a cape and they can call him orgasm man[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure Netflix has recommended me a movie like that.
Wouldn't the constant contractions become really painful after a while? I'm surprised he didn't mention any prostate issues.
[QUOTE=Code3Response;46060259]as in.. a vertebra?[/QUOTE]
No. One of the bearing plates that ride between the vertebra.
Would a cockring or something maybe stop it? Or it just happens like that with no stimulation to be needed?
Does he walk around in a diaper? Or is he shooting blanks by now?
Eugh, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy
Imagine how hard his balls must hurt
[QUOTE=Judas;46060227]could he have really not thought of a metaphor less hilarious than that[/QUOTE]
Yeah, sorry but I actually laughed out loud at that
So that's Seano's real name.
[QUOTE=Mitsudigi;46060525]Does he walk around in a diaper? Or is he shooting blanks by now?[/QUOTE]
I think it's probably just a puff of air at this point
[QUOTE=Chonch;46060422]Wouldn't the constant contractions become really painful after a while? I'm surprised he didn't mention any prostate issues.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]“Being aroused can be a wonderful thing, but this is not like arousal, it’s not even sexual,” Harris added. “It’s a horrendous spasm and it can be terribly painful." [/QUOTE]
I really hope this guy finds a way to fix this soon...
[QUOTE=usaokay;46060333]You know there also used to be a woman who had the same exact problems as him?
She committed suicide because of her condition.[/QUOTE]
I think there are far more women with this condition than men. At least based on this being the first time i hear of a man having it while having heard of at least 5 occurrances on women.
[QUOTE=Code3Response;46060259]as in.. a vertebra?[/QUOTE]
no, as in the cushey tissue between the vertebra, which can from time to time slip out and usually result in excruciating pain, not excruciating pleasure
Sounds like a sticky situation.
I'd kill myself if I had this condition honestly.
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