Make the sandvich

[slashsnemesis]

I will show you how to make the sandvich today.
Following this blueprint:
[IMG]http://www.steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/images/06_sandvich.jpg[/IMG]
I've managed to extract the structure and convert it into a easy to follow guide on how to replicate this delicious snack

Alright let's skip the bullshit here and cut the chase get a couple slices of white bread.
[IMG]http://stahlsbakery.com/images/BreadWhite.jpg[/IMG]

Right, now get some mayonnaise
[IMG]http://www.altuse.com/upload/images/1000/728/mayonnaise.jpg[/IMG]
Take a butter knife and slather some on one of the slices. Be generous with it.

Next up is some ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce, and another slice of bread. Finally place an olive on a toothpick and place it like we've all seen.

"[I]So filling![/I]"

If there is already a thread on this, then this is for people who can't be assed to find it and bump it.

Enjoy!

Thanks for the boxes! It's been raining all day out here :(

Clocks too? You guys are the best :3:

[strider]

Good thing I have facepunch to tell me how to make a sandwich.

[orbitrek]

I am definitely trying this later, I'm not hungry now :saddowns:

[decilling]

We don't need instructions on how to make a simple sandwidge

[PermabannedGuy]

[IMG]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/BJK51/100_0839.jpg[/IMG]

[BAZ]

You don't even have the blueprints.

[img]http://www.steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/images/06_sandvich.jpg[/img]

[Osherzz]

I can't eat that, I'm jewish...
Any kosher recipes?

[Dr Kleiner]

Too bad i don't enjoy mayonnaise too much.

Instead take this baguette,
[img]http://disconaplondon.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/baguette1.jpg[/img]
Slice it on the middle, and then split that half into edible pieces.

Then get out the butter and the cheese of your preference.
[img]http://beetricks.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/butter.jpg[/img]
[img]http://breakfastwithspanky.site50.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cheese.jpg[/img]

Microwave the bread until hot, drag on a little butter on with the cheese.

And you're done.

Extras: Put on Tomatoes, Pepper, and other vegetables.

[paulaner]

[QUOTE=Osherzz;20304218]I can't eat that, I'm jewish...
Any kosher recipes?[/QUOTE]

Use foreskin instead of ham.

[slashsnemesis]

[QUOTE=strider;20304189]Good thing I have facepunch to tell me how to make a sandwich.[/QUOTE]

Oh good sir, this is not just a sandwich! the is the [I]sandVich![/I] The most delicious and nutritious snack you can ever eat EVER.

@PermaBannedGuy: Nice job! (If that is your attempt) I'm sure that was the most delicious snack you've ever had.

EDIT:[QUOTE]
You don't even have the blueprints.
-pic-[/QUOTE]

Terribly sorry my good sir, will add to the OP right away.

[Killuah]

Thread actually could've been good if you somehow photoshoped your own ingredients into a blueprint or something but this is just pathetic.

[Triumph Forks]

I'm like 99% sure that's bologna, not ham.

[editline]01:25PM[/editline]

And where the hell does the mayonnaise come from? I don't see that on the blueprint.

[slashsnemesis]

Thanks for the criticism. I appreciate it.

Also I haven't seen any bologna that looks like that on the blueprint.

[CoolCorky]

[QUOTE=paulaner;20304236]Use foreskin instead of ham.[/QUOTE]

He can't, they've run out of it.

[JDK721]

[QUOTE=Osherzz;20304218]I can't eat that, I'm jewish...
Any kosher recipes?[/QUOTE]

Stop being a Jew.

[FunnyGamer]

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20305652]I'm like 99% sure that's bologna, not ham.

[editline]01:25PM[/editline]

And where the hell does the mayonnaise come from? I don't see that on the blueprint.[/QUOTE]

Heavy says it's ham.

[Geel]

He also says, "mmm! BOLOGNA!!!"

[Komppu]

Tasty.

[Osherzz]

[QUOTE=paulaner;20304236]Use foreskin instead of ham.[/QUOTE]

It's still not kosher...

[th3cactusplant]

Then use whichever you prefer?

[ghostfais]

is a fetus kosher?

[Osherzz]

[QUOTE=ghostfais;20306100]is a fetus kosher?[/QUOTE]

Only if slaughtered appropriately.

[Xploder]

BEFORE OM NOM NOM

[img]http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu18/RenegadeRunner/Sandvich/SDC10126.jpg[/img]

AFTER OM NOM NOM

[img]http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu18/RenegadeRunner/Sandvich/SDC10127.jpg[/img]

I even cut it at an odd angle true to the original Sandvich :science:

[marticus]

[QUOTE=Xploder;20306579]
I even cut it at an odd angle true to the original Sandvich :science:[/QUOTE]

Good attention to detail.
You win +10 Internets!!!

[uber.]

[QUOTE=Xploder;20306579][lots of text and 2 pics of a delicious sandvich][/QUOTE]
Thanks, now I'm hungry. :crying:

[dgg]

You're not even following the blueprints...

There is no mayonnaise.

[SunBird]

Sandvich tiny, is funny to me.

[killowatt]

Sasha or Sandvich

:question:

[GarrettFox]

[QUOTE=Osherzz;20304218]I can't eat that, I'm jewish...
Any kosher recipes?[/QUOTE]

Actually there is a quickly growing portion of the Jewish population that are now eating pork products.

Pork was a big no no back in the day because it had such a high risk of disease or was spliced together with stuff that was no pork. The kosher system existed to be a form of food quality control.

Now we have real quality control and a ham sandwich is no longer likely to give you a disease and kill you.

I'm pleased that the Jewish population is finally realizing they can eat pork. It's frustrating to watch such an antiquated tradition that has long since lost its purpose keep people from doing something enjoyable.

[slashsnemesis]

The point is not that I didn't copy it exactly, but rather that the fact that this is freakin delicious. SO ENJOY IT, DAMNIT!

<3's pwees :3: