• Scammer email me, you guys choose what I write to him/her.
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Well I just got an email from some random person asking about transfering money, here is the email. [code]From Miss Hasana Mohammad. Country: Cote D'Ivoire. City: Abidjan Ivoire Coast. Hello dear, Dear with profound respect and humble submission, I beg to state the following few lines for your kind consideration, I hope you will spare some of your valuable minutes to read the following appeal with sympathetic mind. I must confess that it is with great hopes, joy and enthusiasm that I write you this mail which I know and believe by the faith that it must surely find you in good condition of health. My name is Miss Hasana Mohammad, I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Mohammad. My father was a highly reputable business magnet who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 20th May 2008. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of mine who travelled with him at that time. But Allah knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on May 2008, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Six Million, Five Hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$6,500,000.00) he deposited in a private Bank here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. He told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary legal documents regarding to this deposit with the Bank. I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an honest and Allah fearing partner overseas who I can transfer this money with his assistance and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of chat my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions: 1. Can you honestly help me from your heart? 2. Can I completely trust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet you ? Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in this matter. Anticipating hearing from you soon. Thanks and may God bless you for your concern to help an orphan like me. Kind Regards, Miss Hasana Mohammad. [/code] So now it is upto you guys what I say to him/her from now on, be as creative but also make it so they keep the act up for aslong as possible. Post your ideas. [editline]12th November 2010[/editline] Damn please move to Fast Threads.
just spam them with meme speak and then end with tits or gtfo. tis what they disserve
full name and address, phone number, credit card details and social security number
Send him a link to fast threads
Delete it and move on with your lonely depressing life.
"yeah sure just give me your credit card number"
Use this to: fakenamegenerator.com :ninja:
[QUOTE=johnT447;26012275]full name and address, phone number, credit card details and social security number[/QUOTE] motherfucker [editline]12th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Baldr;26012285]Use this to: fakenamegenerator.com :ninja:[/QUOTE] my poor automerge :frown:
[QUOTE=Baldr;26012285]Use this to: fakenamegenerator.com :ninja:[/QUOTE] Went there out of curiosity, one of the options was: [img]http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/2376/ithinkibrokeit.png[/img] "Sex: Random Male Male" what the fuck
scam him back.
Email him a picture of your poop.
[QUOTE=Saw;26012605]Email him a picture of your poop.[/QUOTE] No.
"You have been backtraced." I dunno, somewhere along those lines.
send him disturbing pictures
Waste the idiot's precious life by trying to temp the gum in there. Keep saying 'ok I don't trust you tell me more' for a long time and then after a long time tell him that he should fuck off/i know it's a scam all along, foo'', he'll be all like fuck you and you'll be all like fuck yea.
Cybersex.
Ask her for a picture of herslef with a piece of paper with her name on it. Its really hilarious to see the MS paint fake timestamps they make.
Send him/her VERY disturbing images.
Make him/her believe you going to send the information, but first ask for evidence that its not a scam, like pictures and stuff.
Do something yourself you uncreative prick, not make a stupid choose for me
[QUOTE=BackOnCrack;26013358]Do something yourself you uncreative prick, not make a stupid choose for me[/QUOTE] Well sorry for fucking asking for advice, this is the first time I have ever had a scammer email me so I thought why not let Facepunch decide and get more laughs.
[QUOTE=DAS SPIEL;26012272]just spam them with meme speak and then end with tits or gtfo. tis what they disserve[/QUOTE] or you could say something funny/humorous
You should say this to them: That'll make them regret they ever even tried to scam you in the first place.
Reply that scammer with 2 words. Fuck off.
[QUOTE=NEUFDANIELS;26014013]or you could say something funny/humorous[/QUOTE] depends on what you call humor
holy shit this idea has NEVER BEEN EXECUTED BEFORE
You probably won't get a response.
[QUOTE=samwilki;26012258]Well I just got an email from some random person asking about transfering money, here is the email. [code]From Miss Hasana Mohammad. Country: Cote D'Ivoire. City: Abidjan Ivoire Coast. Hello dear, Dear with profound respect and humble submission, I beg to state the following few lines for your kind consideration, I hope you will spare some of your valuable minutes to read the following appeal with sympathetic mind. I must confess that it is with great hopes, joy and enthusiasm that I write you this mail which I know and believe by the faith that it must surely find you in good condition of health. My name is Miss Hasana Mohammad, I am the only Daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs Mohammad. My father was a highly reputable business magnet who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad on the 20th May 2008. Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of mine who travelled with him at that time. But Allah knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 6yrs old, and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on May 2008, he called me and informed me that he has the sum of Six Million, Five Hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$6,500,000.00) he deposited in a private Bank here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire. He told me that he deposited the money in my name, and also gave me all the necessary legal documents regarding to this deposit with the Bank. I am just 21 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an honest and Allah fearing partner overseas who I can transfer this money with his assistance and after the transaction I will come and reside permanently in your country till such a time that it will be convinient for me to return back home if I so desire. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. The death of chat my father actually brought sorrow to my life. I also want to invest the fund under your care because I am ignorant of business world. I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards. Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions: 1. Can you honestly help me from your heart? 2. Can I completely trust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the fund has being transfeered to your account and i come over to meet you ? Please, consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Immedaitely I confirm your willingness, I will send to you my Picture and also inform you more details involved in this matter. Anticipating hearing from you soon. Thanks and may God bless you for your concern to help an orphan like me. Kind Regards, Miss Hasana Mohammad. [/code] So now it is upto you guys what I say to him/her from now on, be as creative but also make it so they keep the act up for aslong as possible. Post your ideas. [editline]12th November 2010[/editline] Damn please move to Fast Threads.[/QUOTE] Follow it up, there could be a 0.00009% chance it is real. [B]Just don't give them any of your details...[/B] [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] My mum got the same sort of letter except it was from china, they wanted my mum's bank details to deposit $6,500,000 for the construction of a community block tower in beijing. Which dind't make any sense. so I replied to it with a padded envelope of dog feaces.
[QUOTE=Dragon Master;26023996]Follow it up, there could be a 0.00009% chance it is real. [B]Just don't give them any of your details...[/B] [editline]13th November 2010[/editline] My mum got the same sort of letter except it was from china, they wanted my mum's bank details to deposit $6,500,000 for the construction of a community block tower in beijing. Which dind't make any sense. so I replied to it with a padded envelope of dog feaces.[/QUOTE] I like your thinking
[QUOTE=DAS SPIEL;26024058]I like your thinking[/QUOTE] there should be a stamped code in ink on the envelope from when It was being processed. You can reply to it, problem is that if it is an oridinary envelope letter, there will be no direct contact details to the sender, thus just sending dog shit to the mailing company. If you get them to send you a "parcel" or a "special delivery" package, you can reply to it with an envelope filled to the brim with ass-gravy-du-le-dog ( do you like my french cussine naming shizzle ) :v:
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