• Beer-drinking, smoking chimp sent to rehab
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[quote=MSNBC] A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices. "The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said. It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 500 miles east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.[/quote] Here is the [url=http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35602234/ns/technology_and_science-science/]link[/url]. Who the hell gives beer to a monkey anyway? Only in Russia I guess.
Someone awesome.
Then Russia complains about it's stereotyped alcoholics.
that's a badass chimp, I bet he wears a wife-beater
Even the monkeys drink in Russia. Alcohol is like water to Russians.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20497807]Even the moneys drink in Russia. Alcohol is like water to Russians.[/QUOTE] So true.
Hey, it's Krusty's limo driver.
He needs to quit monkeying around and show some restraint.
What makes this even better is that it's in Russia. Actually, I don't even think it could happen anywhere except Russia.
[img]http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/otter-beer.jpg[/img] First thing that came to mind. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20497807]Even the monkeys drink in Russia. Alcohol is like water to Russians.[/QUOTE] Actually Russians drink 2.77 gallons per capita on average, not that much when you compare it to America's 2.42.
This made my day.
[quote]Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.[/quote]Sounds like the life of your average Russian alcoholic :v:
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;20498466]Actually Russians drink 2.77 gallons per capita on average, not that much when you compare it to America's 2.42.[/QUOTE] Except russians drink vodka, and us americans prefer shitty light beer.
[QUOTE=jaredop;20501202]Except russians drink vodka, and us americans prefer shitty light beer.[/QUOTE] Not all Russians drink Vodka, some also drink beer and other liquors.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjY7e7trNZA#t=14s[/url]
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20501021]Sounds like your average Russian alcoholic :v:[/QUOTE] especially learning to draw with markers
[QUOTE=synth;20502268]especially learning to draw with markers[/QUOTE] That's the joke.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20497892]He needs to quit monkeying around and show some restraint.[/QUOTE] Making that is why he went to rehab.
Looks like rehab came to chimp.
Dude that monkey is my hero. In Soviet Russia, monkey is in rehab!
So, Amy Winehouse finally got into rehab, eh? (Don't know if she's dead or not, it's never too soon)
That's what you call a gangsta chimp. Fuck yeah. :c00lbert:
[QUOTE=faze;20513034]Dude that monkey is my hero. In Soviet Russia, monkey is in rehab![/QUOTE] In normal Russia rehab is in monkey?
[QUOTE=johanz;20530615]In normal Russia rehab is in monkey?[/QUOTE] Yes. Also: [img]http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b395/SheriffBart101/MrTeenyGP1-1.jpg[/img]
I want my own pet monkey. I'd smoke all kinda shit with him!
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20497807]Even the monkeys drink in Russia. Alcohol is like water to Russians.[/QUOTE] :colbert: ... :sigh: :ussr:
Related: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RJXP1tfSBM[/media]
Alcohol is Russia's national pastime.
Song time: Monkey didn't want to go to the rehab, and he said "ba-na-nas!". [editline]11:21AM[/editline] [QUOTE=PariahKing;20541813]Alcohol is Russia's national pastime.[/QUOTE] Vodka.
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