The ninja turtle handshake, the next big handshake - General

A regular fist pound boring you? The standard shake affair not up to par? Now listen here you social fiends, I have a new handshake for you! (requires 2 people) First, you both need to get your hands like this [img]http://www.sirlin.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/spock.jpg[/img] Next, you go for a standard handshake with your hand like this, and one of you puts your second finger (That's what I am calling the index/middle finger) below your partner's thumb. Let the other fingers slide, and Tada! Ninja Turtle handshake. Tell everyone you know. I want this to be bigger than the typical handshake. The president will use this!

nope not gonnna happen no way no how

[QUOTE=ihatepyros]nope not gonnna happen no way no how[/QUOTE] Not with that attitude.

I liked the one that involved my penis. ;) Remember? Your mother showed me last night.

Newbs, you should be a comedian.

I've seen this a few months ago.

[QUOTE=newbs]I liked the one that involved my penis. ;) Remember? Your mother showed me last night.[/QUOTE] Actually my mother was at my house she called me and asked me where I was for dinner and I was at a movie so she was like oh okay. Totally doesn't involve you. [b]Edit:[/b] [QUOTE=reedbo]I've seen this a few months ago.[/QUOTE] I didn't invent it, someone showed me, and I need to tell more people about it's coolness factor.

Society has killed off the handshake. :eng101:

[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss]Actually my mother was at my house she called me and asked me where I was for dinner and I was at a movie so she was like oh okay. Totally doesn't involve you. [b]Edit:[/b] I didn't invent it, someone showed me, and I need to tell more people about it's coolness factor.[/QUOTE] Actually, she was just making sure you wern't gonna interrupt. ;)

Actually, what you do here is take a pencil and put it in the V between your middle and ring fingers. Then, after doing this, Squeeze them together as hard as you can. If you are now in mortal amounts of agony, you are an idiot.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre]Actually, what you do here is take a pencil and put it in the V between your middle and ring fingers. Then, after doing this, Squeeze them together as hard as you can. If you are now in mortal amounts of agony, you are an idiot.[/QUOTE] What if I'm in immortal amounts of agony?

I do that with my best friend. Except we call it love fist.

NANU NANU.

[QUOTE=Hoboiam]I do that with my best friend. Except we call it love fist.[/QUOTE] isn't that the band from GTA vice city?

[QUOTE=ihatepyros]isn't that the band from GTA vice city?[/QUOTE] Fistful of assholes What?

Spock it and lock it.

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre]Actually, what you do here is take a pencil and put it in the V between your middle and ring fingers. Then, after doing this, Squeeze them together as hard as you can. If you are now in mortal amounts of agony, you are an idiot.[/QUOTE] Zero Punctuation :v:

Some guy came up to me and did this. I love it. [I]insparationnnnnnaaa[/I]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre]Actually, what you do here is take a pencil and put it in the V between your middle and ring fingers. Then, after doing this, Squeeze them together as hard as you can. If you are now in mortal amounts of agony, you are an idiot.[/QUOTE] Hahaha! Fucking win!

[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss]Not with that attitude.[/QUOTE] I would rather touch penis tips with a guy than do that incredibly gay handshake.

[QUOTE=TickLe MY eL]I would rather touch penis tips with a guy than do that incredibly gay handshake.[/QUOTE] The ninja turtle handshake rocks. The only people who can't realize this are those who take their fist pounding and gang signs as serious symbols of their manly manliness. I think that touching penis tips is a completely unreasonable form of greeting.

[QUOTE=DienDwemar]Newbs, you should be a comedian.[/QUOTE] For a quite typical "your mother" joke?

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre]Actually, what you do here is take a pencil and put it in the V between your middle and ring fingers. Then, after doing this, Squeeze them together as hard as you can. If you are now in mortal amounts of agony, you are an idiot.[/QUOTE] Glad I'm not an idiot. I'm squeezing as hard as I can, but I ain't feeling a thing.

[QUOTE=Sockpuppetss]I have a new handshake for you! (requires 2 people)[/QUOTE] Fuck, what kind of handshake takes two people? This'll never work.

This is how Lesbians have sex but... :geno:

[QUOTE=Dr Egg]This is how Lesbians have sex but... :geno:[/QUOTE] SCISSOR.

this already came and went when i went to highschool

I cast the gay on this thread.

Isn't that called the lesbian handshake?

[QUOTE=SlippersASL]Isn't that called the lesbian handshake?[/QUOTE] You mean The Scissors? :excited: