Facepunch Username: [url=http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=82933]Relys[/url]
Alternate Aliases: [i]MrRelys, Rom Master[/i]
[IMG]http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b123/Anubis578/Relys.jpg[/IMG]
Current Age: [i]17-18[/i]
Year of Birth: [i]1992-1993[/i]
[b]***Exact age unknown***[/b]
City of Birth: [i][near] Napa Valley, CA[/i]
Last Known Place of Residence: [i]???, Alaska[/i]
[b]***Moved at age 3***[/b]
High School Education: [i]Home Schooled ("graduated" in 2009[?])[/i]
[b]***Current college student [supposedly] - Freshman***[/b]
Relys' [url=http://wiki.gbatemp.net/wiki/Relys]GBAtemp[/url] Profile
Quick Excerpt:
[quote=Relys][b]He's[/b] vast [b]verity[/b] of interests include: Computers, swimming, reading, [b]manga drawing[/b], fire, programing, [b]his cat[/b] (Female, Name is [b]Zelda[/b], Gray haired), 3d Modeling, gaming in general, [b]watching hentai[/b], and physics. [/quote]
[b]***Grammatical errors and proof of social reclusion bolded***[/b]
Relys' [url=http://www.youtube.com/user/MrRelys#p/u]YouTube[/url] Channel [MrRelys]
[b]***Check out his uploaded videos***[/b]
How's that feel, asshole? I'm going to keep digging, too.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Extended for making a very dumb thread" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
Wait, why do we not like him?
for a second I thought this was like a highlight of a DDer or something. way to be a buzzkill.
I dunno what he did to you, rape your mother or something but it's actually pretty sad you're taking the time to do this.
Oh hey sprocket, since when do you browse DD?
so you know, i was right about that girl. haven't gotten my dick wet yet though
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;23349373]Wait, why do we not like him?
for a second I thought this was like a highlight of a DDer or something. way to be a buzzkill.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=966740]This thread[/url] is why we hate him. Read it.
And Sprocket, do you remember [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=921228]this thread[/url]?
This kid comes into our subforums, asks us for advice, and then throws a bitch fit when he doesn't get the advice he wanted.
I'm only doing this because I took some Adderall earlier this evening and I am still a little geeked. Why not use the time to dig up shit on this annoying little punk?
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;23349424]Oh hey sprocket, since when do you browse DD?
so you know, i was right about that girl. haven't gotten my dick wet yet though[/QUOTE]
I lurk a lot of the forum sections, my phone can browse the web so I can do it whenever my eyes aren't distracted or my hands are busy.
If you haven't gotten your dick wet you're wrong, ain't nothing you can say to make me think otherwise.
[editline]08:46AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Anubis678;23349452][url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=966740]This thread[/url] is why we hate him. Read it.
And Sprocket, do you remember [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=921228]this thread[/url]?
This kid comes into our subforums, asks us for advice, and then throws a bitch fit when he doesn't get the advice he wanted.
I'm only doing this because I took some Adderall earlier this evening and I am still a little geeked. Why not use the time to dig up shit on this annoying little punk?[/QUOTE]
He's annoying as hell no doubt but I'm not going to waste any time on him except maybe to make a small post.
I've got [b]a lot[/b] of time to waste, and not a whole lot to do with it
Alright, whatever.
Let me know when Relys responds.
He probably won't. He's a little bitch like that.
And, actually, I may be tired enough to fall asleep. Oh shit, forgot about my DPH. lol, problem solved
[editline]07:49AM[/editline]
Gotta get up early to go swimming with the gf. Need to pass out [b]now[/b]
It isn't like DD is /b/ or anything.
And honestly, I was looking for a non-generic relationship where we can be happy with each other but not just fuck.
[QUOTE=Lambadvanced;23349599]It isn't like DD is /b/ or anything.[/QUOTE]
Meh, I'm bored and I felt like humiliating him. Lord knows it will
[editline]07:53AM[/editline]
Holy shit, his FP avatar is the same as his GBAtemp Profile's avatar.
Lol, Link pulling the "masters sword" from the stone
speaking of /b/, I found this psycho bitch I liked on there passed out with her pants down. lulz and fappery insued.
That's hilarious :biggrin:
Pretty much.
I'm amazed at how much shake I found.
Though I've been dry so that's a contribution. I hate how I get epic ideas for pieces but can't do anything for them because i'm only 17
Hm... I definitely should have linked to the second page of the "Why am I still high?" thread. That's when shit really started to go down.
Relys decides to call Dan an "emo looser"
oh lawd, even I wasn't that bad when I was new here, and I smoked a fucking pill.
Haha, I forgot about that.
We're cool now, man, for sure
[editline]08:14AM[/editline]
I believe I was quite excessive in berating you. For that, I apologize. Sometimes I get a little carried away.
meh, if I really wanted it to end I woulda just bluntly agreed with you
Fair enough
Haha, wtaching hentai is one of his interests.
Wow, just wow...
konichwa bitch! =^.^= bukakke hehehehe
Brilliant. Classic one Anubis.
Confizzled, I'm not sure if he is mistaking this for the roleplay section.
[QUOTE=Anubis678;23349760]Hm... I definitely should have linked to the second page of the "Why am I still high?" thread. That's when shit really started to go down.
Relys decides to call Dan an "emo looser"[/QUOTE]
Yeah man, that really pissed me off when he said that about Dan
I'm surprised Anubis would do something like this.
/sarcasm
Ahahaha he was the one who posted about his first time smoking weed, and then he called somebody a scrub a week later so I called him out on that too. Just a little cocky is all.
[QUOTE=Sinistersmog;23357081]Just [b]a little[/b] cocky is all.[/QUOTE]
:cawg:
Is this supposed to be an OIFY-esque callout or what?
Nice writeup, but you forgot my superpower category. Why don't you fax these to Jenny so she can fill it in before the press release.
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