So I sat here, Rolled a joint, Turned on some tunes and got high.
After a few minutes of talking to friends and watchin' vids and such; I had a thought that can be summarized as such: "The Universe is a mathmatical equation, Matter is the data, And the interactions of data are the steps in the mathmatical equation."
And then I was struck with the stoniest of problems, Who was I to communicate this odd idea with? To find someone to ponder it with me? I henceforth came to the thought that there must be other people dying to share thoughts that struck them while blazed.
TL;DR
Stoner philosophy.
Me and my friend were eating cheese-apple-ham sandwiches (try this if you haven't) and I suddenly came up with a glorious idea:
[i]Dude..dude..[/i]
what?
[i]Banana pretzel[/i]
...John-
[i] NO seriously man, we gotta try it![/i]
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It was terrible.
OP, what happens at the most recent part of the equation? The part where you discover the equation's existence. Did you just accidentally cause an infinite loop and/or paradox?
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[QUOTE=blafnigem;19502359]Me and my friend were eating cheese-apple-ham sandwiches (try this if you haven't) and I suddenly came up with a glorious idea:[/QUOTE]
I used to eat cheese and apple as a kid. It's a strange combo, but it works well. Need to try it with ham some time.
Also, another thing I haven't had since I was a kid is banana sandwiches. Did you guys ever eat those? I reckon they'd go down well while high.
This came when I was so baked I didn't know who I was.
Joe listen.... Ok....Look at the world's instant success story such as Build a Bear workshop.
Ok chris I'm with you
Good, someone must have worked in a factory for bears super baked and thought of it.
Chris....What.The.Fuck...thought of what?
LISTEN MAN! He was high and he saw all the gizmodes and fluff injectors and all the weaving and shit and he GOT IT! He had to share the process with the world.
Wooh.
I know. But he came up with a brilliant idea. Instead of making actual employees make the product. He would get customers.
Customers?
Right. To actually make the bear for him and he would charge THEM to actually make the bear and ask them to pay over-priced amounts for stupid addons.
Chris your blowing my mind
I know.....
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I should attend a business management course stoned.
I got out my old bubbler and took a hit. Not too high and probably inhaled lots of lead paint.
I use my stoner philophosey when making hard decions, such as when choosing between studying for exams and smoking weed. "fuck it, there are much more important things to do in life. You only live once. Life has no meaning, so let's get high. Fuck it, this is as good as life will get. Set your goals in life low, so you won't be dissapointed."
-proceeds to smoke weed-
[QUOTE=Otsegolation;19504828]I use my stoner philophosey when making hard decions, such as when choosing between studying for exams and smoking weed. "fuck it, there are much more important things to do in life. You only live once. Life has no meaning, so let's get high. Fuck it, this is as good as life will get. Set your goals in life low, so you won't be dissapointed."
-proceeds to smoke weed-[/QUOTE]
woh i wauz juss gonna post this.
I pondered how everyone saw the world differently. I have a natural sense of direction, so I always know where north, south, east, and west is, but my friend doesn't.
So I was thinking...when I'm high I lose all sense of direction and the world is somewhat different. So each person [b]MUST[/b] see the world differently. Even if it's just by a tiny bit.
I'm completely sober, so I can't explain it well. =P
"God" should there be one, probably wouldn't lay down arbitrary rules about life detailed in today's religious dogma.
Over thousands of years people from various cultures have looked at the skies, read various ancient texts and probably sat around and smoked weed (Considering it wasn't illegal and they didn't have electricity).
Either way I believe in some truth to theism as a whole, but no particular emphasis on the literary meanings often taken out of context.
Final line: I don't know what's up there, or by what name he/she/it goes. But I can sense that there is an external force out there. It may not even necessarily be an omnipotent being, It may just be the collective conscience of people effecting matter in a quantum level.
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;19507882]"God" should there be one, probably wouldn't lay down arbitrary rules about life detailed in today's religious dogma.
Over thousands of years people from various cultures have looked at the skies, read various ancient texts and probably sat around and smoked weed (Considering it wasn't illegal and they didn't have electricity).
Either way I believe in some truth to theism as a whole, but no particular emphasis on the literary meanings often taken out of context.
Final line: I don't know what's up there, or by what name he/she/it goes. But I can sense that there is an external force out there. It may not even necessarily be an omnipotent being, It may just be the collective conscience of people effecting matter in a quantum level.[/QUOTE]
I think theism is the result of ancient knowledge being passed down by word for thousands of years.
I think what people refer to as "God" is the universe, "Jesus" or whichever appropriate Messiah is the sun.
And the rules of each "God" are the rules of cultures long gone.
I would like to say that I find the whole people effecting matter and how it acts simply by observing it thing absolutely silly, I think it's an excuse for our lack of knowledge of physics.
O shit I have an idea, someone should make a poll on what religions or beliefs we all have. I myself am atheist.
[QUOTE=jgerm529;19511676]O shit I have an idea, someone should make a poll on what religions or beliefs we all have. I myself am atheist.[/QUOTE]
No. Stupid idea. Stupid stupid stupid. It will turn into a shitstorm. ALL religion threads turn into a shitstorm. No I don't want to hear your excuses. No.
[QUOTE=Aaronn;19512733]No. Stupid idea. Stupid stupid stupid. It will turn into a shitstorm. ALL religion threads turn into a shitstorm. No I don't want to hear your excuses. No.[/QUOTE]
^This ahah.
The physical laws of the universe can actually technically be defined by one equation. This is what string theory is trying to accomplish (i think)
I always have fucking jokes conversations when I'm ripped. I don't really know any other way to explain it. I don't really consider weed to be all too deep for me anymore.
Nothing is sacred.
EVERY GOD IS REAL
According to quantum theory, anyway...
I think everybody has their own personal god. Whether they know it or not. Mine talks to me while I'm sleeping. She tells me when important things are going to happen, but she always waits until the night before it happens and I wish she wouldn't because it's too late to do anything about it by then...
So yeah. There's hundreds of billions of gods out there. You'll probably only ever meet 3 or less or maybe even none in your life. Since there's so many of them though, no single one of them gets to be the boss. Jesus or Allah or Shiva isn't going to bring about the apocalypse because there's innumerable others trying to stop it or bring it about at the exact same time.
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MORE LIKE COUGH SYRUP PHILOSOPHY
my head hurts
Guys, what was Christianity called before Christ was born? Because obviously people believed in that same god before "his son" was sent to Earth.
Religion is just retarded.
[QUOTE=HiddenMyst;19525532]Guys, what was Christianity called before Christ was born? Because obviously people believed in that same god before "his son" was sent to Earth.[/QUOTE]
Judaism
The Old Testament is basically the Torah
Christians, Muslims, Jews, and Mormons all worship the same god
[QUOTE=B_oE_AN;19535528]Judaism
The Old Testament is basically the Torah
Christians, Muslims, Jews, and Mormons all worship the same god[/QUOTE]
Ahh ok. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
When I took LSD for my first time my friend tried teaching me some algorithms to solve a Rubik's cube. Before this I had no idea how a Rubik's cube was solved and when I realized it was a series of different levels, each one with a new harder pattern to memorize, it really blew my mind. Remember, I was tripping on acid this whole time. After this, the reoccurring theme of puzzles kept coming into my mind. We watched some Mythbuster's later on and my thoughts finally came together:
This world is a puzzle. A puzzle full of puzzles. We as humans have developed complex numerical systems that don't even exist to solve the puzzles. We can work with numbers and equations that are all completely theoretical and thought of by human minds to find concrete physical solutions that relate to the actual world around us.
I've also been getting reoccurring thoughts about how humans are nothing but animals who got lucky. My thoughts are much more in depth but I don't want / don't know how to explain them fully.
[QUOTE=dustbusta;19555152]When I took LSD for my first time my friend tried teaching me some algorithms to solve a Rubik's cube. Before this I had no idea how a Rubik's cube was solved and when I realized it was a series of different levels, each one with a new harder pattern to memorize, it really blew my mind. Remember, I was tripping on acid this whole time. After this, the reoccurring theme of puzzles kept coming into my mind. We watched some Mythbuster's later on and my thoughts finally came together:
This world is a puzzle. A puzzle full of puzzles. We as humans have developed complex numerical systems that don't even exist to solve the puzzles. We can work with numbers and equations that are all completely theoretical and thought of by human minds to find concrete physical solutions that relate to the actual world around us.
I've also been getting reoccurring thoughts about how humans are nothing but animals who got lucky. My thoughts are much more in depth but I don't want / don't know how to explain them fully.[/QUOTE]
..............wooh
I've been humoring the Idea of imagining us as hairy apes when I see us in war or something very accomplished.
Put a bunch of hairy apes on a ball of dirt for a long enough time they will learn to new and exiting ways to kill each other. From the stick, to the rock, to the stone axe, eventually to the sword, to gun powder to firearms, to nuclear weapons. Us monkeys have been sticking our noses in everything we can. Hell we strapped tons of flammable fuel to a team of our monkeys and exploded them off into space. We are silly monkeys and we will eventually blow ourselves up.
When I'm really high I think of the human race as a parasite, living off the earth and destroying it for our own survival. We try to find other hosts but our technology isn't there yet, but one day we will. We are destroying the earth in the name of our own progress, taking it's oil, cutting it's forest, killing the other creatures off the world. Polluting it to the point of fucking up it's ballance, massacring the land/environment with our bombs and nuclear technology. This planet will end up worse than when we found it, I assure you.
That's called total capacity. ^
They should make beds out of some kind of jelly.
My new idea:
Figure out how to go to other dimensions, the kind where theres copies of our world but slightly different. Then go sell drugs there. Its the perfect plan because youll never run out of customers and theyll never be able to make cross dimensional charges stick.
^ Genius.
My friends and I have had a lot of discussions about the multiple universe theory. Parallel universes to be exact, and I think that's what you're talking about jonashappy. Each universe follows a different path, because there are an infinite number of things that could happen. For example there could be a universe where I chose not to type this in and post it, but everything is the exact same otherwise. Now, think about how many people there are in the world and how many different things each one of these people can do.
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yo man, I ain't never told no one this before, but, you're all just underwater sitting on a stool, surrounded by a box of black curtains. and when u get high, this curtain lifts for a certain period of time, allowing you to wander the ocean floor. weeed isn't strong enough, but it lets you feel the oceans wave energy flowing through you. lsd, mushrooms, ect, will lift it.
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