Naked man bursts through ceiling, attacks woman at Logan International Airport

[FFStudios]

[url]http://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/11/22/two-arrested-separate-assaults-logan-international-airport/oBl3fU57bU3L8WbMsQjvRM/story.html[/url]

[quote]At around noon, a woman using the ladies’ restroom in Terminal C reported that a naked man had fallen through the ceiling into the stall area before running out of the bathroom, State Police spokesman Dave Procopio said. The man, later identified as a 26-year-old Cameron Shenk of Boston, then assaulted an elderly man he encountered upon fleeing from the restroom, according to Procopio.

“He assaulted the elderly man, bit the man on the ear causing laceration to ear, and then began choking the man with [the elderly man’s] own cane,” Procopio said. After a brief struggle with troopers, Shenk was taken into State Police custody. Charges against him include attempted murder, assault and battery on a police officer, assault and battery on a person over 60, and a lewd and lascivious act, Procopio said.[/quote]

interesting security breach

[oytal]

This made my day. I can't stop laughing. I could only wish for surveillance photo

[pentium]

[QUOTE=oytal;46553443]This made my day. I can't stop laughing. I could only wish for surveillance photo[/QUOTE]

Think of those naked Danny DeVito gifs. Let your imagination do the rest.

[Tuskin]

The first and only time I've been to Logan there were holes in the ceiling and holes in the walls in the Terminal I was in. Not surprising someone got up there.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[i]what[/i]

[quote]State Police investigation indicates that Shenk had snuck into the woman’s bathroom just before noon, taken his clothes off in one of the stalls, and climbed into the crawl space above the restroom before crashing through the ceiling, according to Procopio.[/quote]I cannot imagine this story beginning any other way than our intrepid hero reading Spiderman comics while smoking the Boston area's largest rock of pure methamphetamine.

[NikolaT]

[video=youtube;AXzEcwYs8Eo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo[/video]

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[matt000024]

For some reason I was expecting him to go up through the ceiling and come out of the floor, but all the crazy antics he did after made up for it.

[Maxumym]

Not even once.

[mfreyrie]

What. In the world. Was. That.

[TurtleeyFP]

That title was wild from start to finish.

[Griff]

"attacks woman"
"assaulted an elderly man "

[Oizen]

So... The woman saw him.

But the old man got assaulted?

At least thats what Im gathering.

[Spazi]

Article appears to have been deleted

[Coment]

Link's broken.

[editline]23rd November 2014[/editline]

and there goes the only time I don't press the Update button.

[lazyguy]

Did he mean to smash through the ceiling or did he weigh too much?

[oytal]

He smashed through the roof in the womens bathroom right? And attacked a women and assaulted an elderly man right? But why the fuck was there a old man in the womensbathroom? :v:

[Pyroknight]

#YOLO

[FFStudios]

[QUOTE=oytal;46555488]He smashed through the roof in the womens bathroom right? And attacked a women and assaulted an elderly man right? But why the fuck was there a old man in the womensbathroom? :v:[/QUOTE]

he attacked the woman, then ran out of the bathroom and just randomly attacked one of the first dude's he saw apparently

[editline]23rd November 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Coment;46555082]Link's broken.

[editline]23rd November 2014[/editline]

and there goes the only time I don't press the Update button.[/QUOTE]

here's a Herald link, i guess the Globe took theirs offline

[url]http://www.bostonherald.com/news_opinion/local_coverage/2014/11/naked_man_falls_through_bathroom_ceiling_at_logan[/url]

[artdeco]

i didn't know boston was a sandbox game city

[MightyLOLZOR]

This sounds like something out of an Electric Retard comic.