Tennessee pastor: Mass shootings happen because schools teach evolution and ‘how to be a homo’ - Polidicks

[IMG]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/morris_newtown_homos_121217a-615x345.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE]A Tennessee pastor on Sunday told his congregation that the number of mass shooting were escalating because of schools were government “mind-control centers” that taught “junk about evolution” and “how to be a homo.” Old Paths Baptist Church Pastor Sam Morris began speaking about last week’s school massacre in Newtown, Connecticut by warning that “this sermon will not be pleasant.” “We get all up in arms about 20 children being shot in a day care but we don’t give one good-glory rip about the 4,000 that were removed violently from the wombs of their mothers [in abortion procedures] the same day,” he explained. “I believe they use children and Christmas and all that to pull on our heart strings about gun control. That’s what it’s all about.” Morris asserted that equal rights was a “sham” because it’s “equal immorality” and that authorities should take the body of the suspected shooter, 20-year-old Adam Lanza, “and string him up in public and set his body on fire and leave it out there to let the birds pick his bones.” “We’re going to see more of this,” he continued. “Because notice, the first thing in America we start yelling about is gun control is gun control. Have you noticed that? Gun control. No one’s even thought about the fact that these shootings only happened at places where guns are banned. Have you noticed that? They have never had a mass shooting at a gun show, where you can find over a thousand loaded guns at one time.” “Why do you still send your kids to the governmental schools?” the pastor asked the congregation. “What’s behind this shooting that we saw on Dec. 14 in Newtown, Connecticut and the other one’s like it? What’s going on. Well, number one, deception… I got news for you, when you kicked God out of schools, you’re going to be judged for that.” Morris insisted that “humanism” in schools taught Lanza that he was God and “he can just go blow away anybody he wants.” “When I got in high school, man, I started learning all this kingdom, phylum stuff, all this junk about evolution,” he recalled. “And I want to tell you what evolution teaches — here’s the bottom line — that you’re an animal. That’s what it teaches. So, you’re an animal, you can act like an animal. Amen.” “So, here you are, you’re an animal and you’re a god! So, what are we going to teach you about in school? Well, we can teach you about sex, we can teach you how to rebel to you parents, we can teach you how to be a homo! But we’re definitely not going to teach you about the word of God! Amen.” He added: “They think homeschoolers are a bunch of crazies, man. But I’m going to tell you something, I’ve never seen a police officer or a medal detector at a home school. Never. Amen. Now, there’s plenty of guns at my home school. Amen. I guarantee you we’re not going to have a mass shooting at any of the schools that are represented in this building today. I guarantee you, if there is a shooting, it won’t last very long. Amen.” “I guarantee you there’s at least six or seven guns in this place right now. Amen.” Morris confirmed to Raw Story on Monday that he had preached the sermon uploaded to SermonAudio.com but declined to answer any additional questions. [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/12/17/tennessee-pastor-mass-shootings-because-schools-teach-evolution-and-how-to-be-a-homo/[/url]

Clearly one smart cookie...

[QUOTE=The Baconator;38872511]"how to be a homo"[/QUOTE] Listen up class. We're going to have a test Thursday on how to properly give a man a blowjob. [editline]hey[/editline] [URL]https://www.facebook.com/kjpreacher[/URL]

Sigh...

Its true, one of my friends turned gay and shot a bunch of people at school. God dammit obongo for ruining america.

The amount of stupidity in this world just absolutely shocks me. :< Oh wait, it doesn't.

[QUOTE]Morris asserted that equal rights was a “sham” because it’s “equal immorality” and that [B]authorities should take the body of the suspected shooter, 20-year-old Adam Lanza, “and string him up in public and set his body on fire and leave it out there to let the birds pick his bones.”[/B][/QUOTE] No. As much as we hate this guy for tearing up a school, he doesn't deserve to have his body even more destroyed, besides this is all out of rage but still.

The logical patterns that make up this man's brain are a mystery to me. Seems like he needs to read this thread: [url]http://armorgames.com/community/thread/6980543/an-introduction-to-logic[/url]

Why can't all pastors be as cool as mine? [B]WHY![/B]

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;38872575]Why can't all pastors be as cool as mine? [B]WHY![/B][/QUOTE] My old catholic one would just beg for money, while having the whole front of the church having gold stuff everywhere :v:.

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;38872556]No. As much as we hate this guy for tearing up a school, he doesn't deserve to have his body even more destroyed, besides this is all out of rage but still.[/QUOTE] That's some fucking medieval shit.

From his wall: [img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c0.0.384.384/p403x403/399282_552136381480582_693085990_n.jpg[/img] Yeah those figures seem really accurate...

[QUOTE]“We’re going to see more of this,” he continued. “Because notice, the first thing in America we start yelling about is gun control is gun control. Have you noticed that? Gun control. No one’s even thought about the fact that these shootings only happened at places where guns are banned. Have you noticed that? They have never had a mass shooting at a gun show, where you can find over a thousand loaded guns at one time.”[/QUOTE] Though I noticed battlefields tend have lots of: a) People with guns b) Dead People It's almost like the number of guns doesn't correlate with the number of dead people!

I turned gay and got a man knocked up am i going 2 shoot up a school now

[QUOTE=Falubii;38872688]From his wall: [img]https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c0.0.384.384/p403x403/399282_552136381480582_693085990_n.jpg[/img] Yeah those figures seem really accurate...[/QUOTE] The decimals are for midgets.

[quote]When I got in high school, man, I started learning all this kingdom, phylum stuff, all this junk about evolution, [/quote] Man [I]fuck[/I] this scientific categorization and junk. Defining species based on their biological characteristics is just [B]gay[/B].

[QUOTE=Trainbike;38872786]Man [I]fuck[/I] this scientific categorization and junk. Defining species based on their biological characteristics is just [B]gay[/B].[/QUOTE] Thinking hurts me head lots and lots.

If you're going to do a sermon railing against gun control and homos it's best not to go off half-cocked.

i'd bend him over and stick my scrawny dick in his butt hole

Quite an ill-conceived ideal. Scoff at him! Scoff at at him, the lot of you! The man absolutely splits my sides.

if this god kills little kids because we don't teach his stuff in school... then we're getting a new god

This guy should get with the WBC and they should just skip right to the part where they do the cult suicide thing.

I understand why this was mostly rated funny but this make's me very sad [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=codemaster85;38872615]My old catholic one would just beg for money, while having the whole front of the church having gold stuff everywhere :v:.[/QUOTE] what you said pretty much sums up the Chruch

And I thought Westboro Baptist Church is bad, I'm really getting tired of the religious right-wing nutjobs spewing their bullshit all over the nation. Freedom of Religion isn't an excuse to promote hate or prejudice.

But humans are animals..

[quote] Morris asserted that equal rights was a “sham” because it’s “equal immorality”[/quote] just in: the more rights someone has the more immoral people are. white people be ashamed [quote] and that authorities should take the body of the suspected shooter, 20-year-old Adam Lanza, “and string him up in public and set his body on fire and leave it out there to let the birds pick his bones.” [/quote] yes, let's waste time disrespecting the dead instead of helping the victims of the shooting and push for more sensible gun laws and mental health care laws.

[QUOTE=TheFallen(TF2);38873897]And I thought Westboro Baptist Church is bad, I'm really getting tired of the religious right-wing nutjobs spewing their bullshit all over the nation. Freedom of Religion isn't an excuse to promote hate or prejudice.[/QUOTE] Westboro is a lot worse though

[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;38873506]what you said pretty much sums up the Chruch[/QUOTE] I have the most informal pastor ever. Guy comes in pretty much every Sunday wearing either a New Orleans Saints jersey or a Star Trek T-Shirt. Probably because I'm a Protestant, but that's still pretty damn informal for even us.

My God why is humanity becoming so stupid?

Tennesseefriend here, I'm so sorry.