• The US bacon reserves hit half-century low
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[QUOTE]The country's bacon reserves are at the lowest levels in half a century. In other words, pig farmers can't keep up with the world's sizzling appetite.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.cincinnati.com/story/marketplace/2017/01/31/countrys-bacon-inventory-hits-50-year-low/97306494/"]Source[/URL]
Damn, we truly do live in dark times..
Stop everything! WE need more bacon!
Trump's fucking everything up
[QUOTE=Lambeth;51763915]Trump's fucking everything up[/QUOTE] I'd like to see him try to blame muslims on this one!
First they steal our jobs, now they steal our bacon!
Nah it's just an increase in people's daily patriotic bacon consumption
The hell is a "bacon reserve"? Wouldn't that just be a live pig?
[QUOTE=Killer900;51763906]Damn, we truly do live in dark times..[/QUOTE] This is the darkest timeline! People thought 2016 was bad, with Trump's election, Brexit, and everything else...
:conspiratard:
people going ham for that bacon [QUOTE=Bradyns;51764213]:conspiratard:[/QUOTE] is one of the perks of being a mod that you are allowed to post image macros with no content? you're not the only one i've seen do this in the past week
It's a smiley though?
[QUOTE=Derek_SM;51764229]people going ham for that bacon is one of the perks of being a mod that you are allowed to post image macros with no content? you're not the only one i've seen do this in the past week[/QUOTE] How aren't we all banned yet? :mystery: [QUOTE]“Today’s pig farmers are setting historic records by producing more pigs than ever,” [/QUOTE] Real talk though ramping up consumption of secondary consumers could have bad implications for the environment, what with habitat destruction and relatively high methane production (though pigs don't produce as much methane as cows). It's kind of unnerving to see stuff like this, though ofc I'm a massive fucking hypocrite stuffing my face with beef all day long
[QUOTE=Derek_SM;51764229]people going ham for that bacon is one of the perks of being a mod that you are allowed to post image macros with no content? you're not the only one i've seen do this in the past week[/QUOTE] That's an smiley; while it's really just a semantic difference from image macros, I rarely if ever see people get banned for smiley responses. On topic, weren't we warned a few years ago that this would happen? I like cold turkey bacon better anyway :v:
Bacon isnt that good
[QUOTE=Duck M.;51764313]Bacon isnt that good[/QUOTE] I mean, I would say you're right but you're not.
Bacon became a meme food, this is the result.
[QUOTE=Duck M.;51764313]Bacon isnt that good[/QUOTE] How dare you
[QUOTE=Duck M.;51764313]Bacon isnt that good[/QUOTE] Agreed, it's very good.
That a genocide tho
[QUOTE=Duck M.;51764313]Bacon isnt that good[/QUOTE] SEND HIM TO THE BACON MINES.
[QUOTE=Duck M.;51764313]Bacon isnt that good[/QUOTE] I request a ban on this guy
[QUOTE=Derek_SM;51764229]people going ham for that bacon is one of the perks of being a mod that you are allowed to post image macros with no content? you're not the only one i've seen do this in the past week[/QUOTE] [url]https://facepunch.com/misc.php[/url] :wow: [editline]a[/editline] Ontopic I agree, Bacon isn't really that great. Like, it's okay I guess, but it's so greasy and fatty that I'd rather eat something else that's more filling and get more out of it.
[QUOTE=Derek_SM;51764229]people going ham for that bacon is one of the perks of being a mod that you are allowed to post image macros with no content? you're not the only one i've seen do this in the past week[/QUOTE] :dewritos:
[QUOTE=Duck M.;51764313]Bacon isnt that good[/QUOTE] I agree. Bacon is only good as an ingredient in other foods
Just found out today that "Bacon", a restaurant here that serves tons of bacon, closed down a few weeks ago. Sad days...
Well, time to implement bacon rations. With the way things are going, Trump's next decree will be known as "have no swine before it's time." Also I hope Baconator doesn't see this thread.
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