do people actually still review candy
and the voice makes it even terrible
What the fuck is that voice. How is this funny
This was the most terrible thing I've ever had the misfortune of watching.
why
I stopped watching at 10 seconds in because of his voice
Uh, is that you Jar Jar?
make sure to visit his youtube page and send him abusive messages for putting out these videos thinking this is something anyone wants
i def did
The video is several types of trash.
-A candy company making a jelly rat
-Someone tearing it apart for a "review"
-Tearing it apart like you're a goddamn surgeon
-Literally every single thing the person is saying
At least the jelly rat is a fairly reasonable size.
glossed over the posts before starting the video thinking it couldn't possibly be that bad
oh how wrong i was
Transcript for those curious:
[quote]Hello. Guy's it's Runforthecube. Today we have a Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy. Jelly Belly Pet Rat Gummi Candy. Let's slice it open, so he can breathe. Mmm. Fresh air. Pet rat, time to come alive. Escape the package. Escape the package. Pet rat is very big and long. Very big and long. The pet tummy's very flat. Good boy. Very good boy. Pet rat is a very good boy. The earth is hungry. Its heart throbs and demands cleansing. The earth is also thirsty. Aratatatat. Aratatatat. Smell my finger. Smell my finger. I'm giving my pet rat a head massage. A head massage. My pet rat has a strong bungee cord. A strong bungee cord. I must have this bungee cord snipped off. Snip. Aww, I like my bungee cord. It is cute. Cut out his eyeball. Cut out his eyeball. I wonder if pet rat has a brain. I wonder if pet rat has a brain. Let's find out. Cut him open. I think I found his brain. I think I found his brain. I cannot pull it out. It is stuck inside him. Hulk Hogan music. Peace. Peace out.[/quote]
Is this what the KGB used to torture attempted defectors?
I think I'm having a brain aneurysm.
I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
It's been there for days. GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!
That is one of the most uniquely awful voices I've ever heard.
How the fuck does this guy have 49k subscribers?
is this a human being
[editline]15th December 2015[/editline]
is that even from this planet at all
Every day I pray that nuclear hellfire will cleanse this planet of people like this
I made it through the the video. I've left with on slight suicidal tendencies.
[QUOTE=Xonax;49320741]How the fuck does this guy have 49k subscribers?[/QUOTE]
Guess he's more focussed towards the younger age groups - of course none of us appreciate this as it's not targeted towards us.
[QUOTE=Xonax;49320741]How the fuck does this guy have 49k subscribers?[/QUOTE]
If you pander to the lowest common denominator hard enough, you can get 49k anything.
I don't know how any of you can take this as a legitimate sincere Youtube channel.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3anbF_T5EY[/media]
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[quote]Description
I'm an unprofessionally trained Pronunciation & Linguistics expert in the English language.
Want a name pronounced? Simply send $5 through PayPal and be sure to include the name in the comments. Link to purchase: [url]http://goo.gl/wGekqU[/url]
Perfect gift for the person who has everything! A link to the video will be provided within 3 days.
Questions? Email me at [email]info@runforthecube.com[/email][/quote]
I'm not sure anymore...
[QUOTE=Agent Fedora;49318108]Transcript for those curious:[/QUOTE]
[quote]Its heart throbs and demands cleansing.[/quote]
Yeah, that's... not out of place at all. Totally fine.
[QUOTE=Malos;49321525]Yeah, that's... not out of place at all. Totally fine.[/QUOTE]
Isn't that from Postal 1?
I know this is satire, but my niece watches shit like this all the time on Youtube. There are people on youtube who legitimately talk like this.
Can I get a refund for hearing, braincell and time lost?
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