• The most fucked-up Forum community you will ever glance upon.
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Hello. I recommend that the only glances you make, is on the forum. Venturing on the server is FAR too dangerous. *Note that, everything I state here, I am being COMPLETELY serious.* This is the community forum of a GarrysMod RP server called "Olden". [url]http://oldenrp.omgforum.net/forum.htm[/url] (You have to register in order to see most of the sections.) Let me start you off, with their founder, and head admin. He who calls himself "Geowulf". He is 14, and he looks like this: [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/lolme008.jpg[/IMG] (That is an actual real-life photo of him.) He is homosexual (No offense meant to any gay people, just saying that he is.) and believes that on the inside, he is a catgirl. That's right, a catgirl. All of the characters whom he plays as, are slutty catgirls. Some examples are: [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/trini3.png[/IMG] and [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/1-50.png[/IMG] He believes he is god. He tends to speak the "l33t" language. Majority of players on the server and forum suck up to him, in the belief that they will gain admin rights or become moderators. We will proceed now, to the co-founder. Drakkonan. He is a suicidal sadist, and believes he was born in the 173rd realm of hell. He also believes, quite strongly, that he is actually a demon, and states that he enjoys torture and tormenting. All of his characters are sadists and demons. He stands out with his high attraction and love to Geowulf, whom he cybers with daily. It is not known if he is homosexual or not, or maybe bi, but it is expected. He claims to have yellow teeth, and 6-inch long nails. There are no real-life photos of him, but it is safe to say he looks something like this: [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/DADAW.jpg[/IMG] Now, we move on to the most standing-out moderator, which happens to be a girl. Calls herself "Narran." She too often uses the "l33t" language, and is quite addicted to creating characters to represent beautiful princess'. She is famous for her photo "Phailure." Around the time when the community had begun taking on large waves of new players in, she had joined, and in a dumbass attempt at gaining popularity, she posted pics of "Herself." [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/36.jpg[/IMG] Over months, she led most to believe that she was quite good looking. Her introduction page on the old forum quickly gained over 10 pages to the mass amounts of people posting that they wanted to "Sex her up." On a bright, sunny day on the Christmas holidays, she decided to tell the truth, probably high on some type of painkiller. The pictures we're fake. No fucking shit. Most of the 10 year olds scattered away from her, her popularity quickly dying, but just barely staying alive due to her becoming a moderator for being hot before the incident. _____________________________________________________________________________ Just recently, she had decided she would quickly post how she looked like in an irrelevent thread, believing some of her respect and popularity will be regained. Oh, how she was wrong. The REAL Narran: [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/Mar012009-VID00026_1.jpg[/IMG] ____________________________________________________________________________________________________\ Back to the community, it sucks ass. For a long time, the server had allowed sex. After it was misused, any sexual intercourse in-server was restricted. After many months, and many complaints, it was restored. For the following days after the outbreak, the server was filled with nudity, and porn. Every room you are to walk into, you would see two cat-people (Or Kazuths as they called them) making love. The only conversation character held was about sex, and seduction. Especially one individual, Zaku, a virgin in real life, who was quite proud of himself for doing such a thing. After he had been talked to about this, he had said "Sorry, I have family problems." Right. Anyway. I have already introduced you to Drak, so maybe I can clear you up on his history. He is much like our friend Zaku, except hes a head admin. So he has nothing to worry about, right? Well, turns out that his cyber-lover, among with a few other admins and head-admins, thought he was quite cocky, and retarded. They didn't like him anymore, and wanted to demote him. A few moments before the demotion, he had announced that Olden, in all of it's respective manners, is the only thing keeping him from suicide. Of course, his current rank had withstood. An excuse you can use for ANYTHING on the internet nowadays seems to be composed of things that are bad in your life. Like you have a mental disease, of you are an emo/goth. No one gives. This problem has even started to revolve around Facepunch, with these recent gimick threads at attempts to gain Facepunches popularity. Stop with it. Anyway. There are many funny threads and arguments that are worth reading, if you want. Many of them don't require making an account. I have no doubts, that many server-based communities have members the likes of these, but I have had a go through many, and this one is quite insane.
Typical Internet people who fantasizes crazy stuff, seen it. The one who is obsessed with Pokemon nurse girl and wrestling is way worse. [b]EDIT:[/b] Found it, but now very different. [url]http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/[/url] Also, entire thread in a nutshell about the guy. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=671177&highlight=Makes+Awesome+Forum[/url] [b]EDIT:[/b] Actually, after reading again carefully. Never mind what I said, comparing Joynice with these guys makes Joynice looks very sane.
[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;14341175][IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/trini3.png[/IMG] [/QUOTE] please don't tell me that is who he plays.
Best read I've had in a long time.
[QUOTE=PS360;14341226]please don't tell me that is who he plays.[/QUOTE] Oh, but it is.
I once discovered a rape fantasies forum which was probably party vanned later on.
Holy fucking shit.
[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;14341242]Oh, but it is.[/QUOTE] Jesus christ
This sounds like almost every other RP server.
Good lord, one of my Steam Buddies was recommending this site to me.
Cool story, bro. Also, you should check out sonic passion.
Holy shit.
I'd love to see their psychiatric profile.
Oh, wow.
[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;14341175] Oh, how she was wrong. The REAL Narran: [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/Mar012009-VID00026_1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh well, pussy is pussy.
When I read the thread topic, I thought you were going to say Facepunch. But wow, I was wrong.
Does Narran have a mustache?
[QUOTE=Bran;14341420]When I read the thread topic, I thought you were going to say Facepunch. But wow, I was wrong.[/QUOTE] Me too.
[IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/36.jpg[/IMG] name?
this is shameful
[QUOTE=DualReaver;14341427]Does Narran have a mustache?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/2787/aaaaefw.png[/IMG] You be the judge.
I'm totally posting this thread on their forums.
[QUOTE=DualReaver;14341427]Does Narran have a mustache?[/QUOTE] Yes, yes she does.
HAHAHA, The real and fake pics made me lol.
[QUOTE=Durr Hurr;14341435][IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq259/Internal_Anguish/36.jpg[/IMG] name?[/QUOTE] Anyone have the name?
I used to RP here Lol... And Geo isn't that bad just corrupted. Drak is a whore though.
Whoa, you're sure Geowulf and Narran aren't clones?
That picture is used for shit loads of fake myspace accounts. FYI
[QUOTE=Neolk;14341502]I used to RP here Lol... And Geo isn't that bad just corrupted. Drak is a whore though.[/QUOTE] I remember you. Congratulations that you left that shit-hole.
I was thinking to myself "She's too hot to be playing something like that", then read the rest and knew I was right.
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