Is it that bad? If anyone has seen it yet, PLEASE tell me if it's as bad as the first...
Yes, yes it is, and I think the rest of FP will agree.
Worst
Take one for the team so you can get some GF lovin'
I haven't seen it but apparently everyone says it's worse than the first.
How that is possible is beyond me.
Break up with her if she likes Twilight.
Ask for a sexual favor in payment of having to sit through the movie
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Put up with it.
You'll get ass later if you act like you enjoyed it.
It's not terrible, people have just jumped on the "It sucks" bandwagon. It's meant for teenage girls, of course most of FP hates it.
Not to say it's any good either, it's just sorta adequate.
My friend has seen it and said it was good...
...when he was in front of his girlfriend
OH NO YOU HAVE TO GO WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HER! WOW END OF THE WORLD
grow up
have sex while in the cinema
that'll be fun
Responses in this thread make me realize why FP is as good with girls as it is.
No i love to go places with her and shit... It's just....
New moon....
Slap her against the left cheek, slowly and firmly making sure you feel the satisfaction.
Then say the following words... I'm Rick James (pause 5 seconds) bitch.
[QUOTE=Within;18509800][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=848759[/url][/QUOTE]
Went there first, didn't really answer my question.
dude chill, just go, it's just a movie, it won't kill you or anything, you're getting pussy, that's all that matters, you can sleep throughout the whole thing if you want.
Make her suck yo deek.
For every minute you watch you should get a blowjob
[QUOTE=Charlie Charles;18509805]Slap her against the left cheek, slowly and firmly making sure you feel the satisfaction.
Then say the following words... I'm Rick James (pause 5 seconds) bitch.[/QUOTE]
She'd slap me back with the force of a thousand twilight fangirls...
[quote=retyuoligkl;18509845]she'd slap me back with the force of a thousand twilight fangirls...[/quote]
fuck yo couch!
Hurm... All my friends are gonna call me fags... But still, you guys are right... I'll go...
Fart loudly during any scene with a topless man. I mean REAL loud. Eat two tins of beans an hour before going.
[QUOTE=Musicfreak59;18509755]Ask for a sexual favor in payment of having to sit through the movie[/QUOTE]
Ask for a blowjob during the movie, make sure she's positioned correctly so she can still see the movie, trust me, she'll do much better fantasizing about Edward.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;18509865]Ask for a blowjob during the movie, make sure she's positioned correctly so she can still see the movie, trust me, she'll do much better fantasizing about Edward.[/QUOTE]
You guys have perverted minds...
God damn...
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509862]Hurm... All my friends are gonna call me fags... But still, you guys are right... I'll go...[/QUOTE]
pfft, you got a girlfriend, they don't, who's the fag now right?
[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;18509872]You guys have perverted minds...
God damn...[/QUOTE]
Hey, if she doesn't have the courtesy to give you pleasure during this godawful movie, tell her to go fuck herself.
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;18509875]pfft, you got a girlfriend, they don't, who's the fag now right?[/QUOTE]
True, but they are tortured enough when they watch us kiss. I swear I saw one fap once...
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