• Sperm in my eye
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Well Facepunch, I come home one day from a long day of school and had an extremely strong urge to tear my dick a new one. Mind that this urge built up over a period of over three weeks (busy with school work). So I make my way to my throne; the toilet. I start pounding my dick faster and faster. I felt it coming. Success. The deed is done. At this point I was furiously sweating and panting and felt some sweat on top of my eyelid. I take my left hand and wipe the sweat away from my eye. Oh how that was a bad idea. I had left over man-juice all over my left hand. How my hot man chowder got on my hand is beyond me. I look down at my hand and I was correct. Goddamnit. I felt a strong sensation in my eye. All was lost. "Rinse" came to mind when this happened so I run like a fucking boss to the nearest sink and begin flushing the beast until it's completely out of my eye. I sit here now typing about what has happened, as my eye is red. Semen is now never to be trusted. I created a small image to show what happened. [img]http://i39.tinypic.com/30jkvn9.jpg[/img] Has this happened to anyone else?
Hahahaha, fucking wow. That must really suck.
We don't need more of these fucking threads.
I laughed so hard at your drawing.
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;21432197]Hahahaha, fucking wow.[/QUOTE] Nice snipe. [editline]04:35PM[/editline] [QUOTE=gerbile4;21432209]I laughed so hard at your drawing.[/QUOTE] Nice automerge break.
You'll probably get an eye infection,
I love how the jizz is the coolface guy
Oh I did this once.
How the fuck did the sperm come onto your hand?
So you gave yourself dickeye did you?
Pink eye haha.
Jizz in my eye
Pink eye is the first stage, the second stage is crusty eye, and the third stage is almost inevitably death.
How do you whack it to a toilet seat?
[QUOTE=TacoFamine;21432298]How do you whack it to a toilet seat?[/QUOTE] You've gotta be seriously blue ballin' it.
Nice drawing.
Make a thread about it.
I hate to tell you this but your eye is more than likely pregnant.
So you masturbate, shoot sperm out of dick onto your hand, accidentally wipe your eyes with your sperm-covered hand, and then post it at Facepunch? That's a bit strange isn't it?
This sort of happened to me once too. Only I did it on purpose.
i once got jizz on the sun
[QUOTE=Stonewall;21432176] Semen is now never to be trusted. [/QUOTE] Why would you trust it in the first place?
[QUOTE=UnnamedPlayer;21432216]Nice snipe. [editline]04:35PM[/editline] Nice automerge break.[/QUOTE] u mad bro?
Now that's what I call a "Sticky Situation"
[QUOTE=VagueWisdom;21432197]Hahahaha, fucking wow. That must really suck.[/QUOTE] A++ Post, good contributer. I mean come on, it's so fucking obvious you just wanted first post.
Your mustache is bigger than your dick.
And the next step is obviously to make a thread about it...
And I jizzed in my EYE
[QUOTE=Swiket;21432585]Your mustache is bigger than your dick.[/QUOTE] It's his masterbation 'stache because he doesn't have it until after he gets off.
Now your eye will get pregnant
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