My Science Teacher was Extremely far from a cool guy
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Back in 10th grade I wasn't the best. I basically sat at the back, didn't do homework etc. I didn't care about school at all, it was just another thing to get through.
Let's go back to the past though - when I still didn't care that I didn't care.
My Science teacher at the time didn't really notice me until the one time I burped in his face right after chugging 2 beers between classes. After that he pretty much was a shitdick to me.
It's probably also important to point out that my Science teacher was about 6' tall, give or take a couple inches. To add to this, he was a muscle freak - he weighed probably between 275 and 325lb. He also liked to go off into random stories at times. My favorite excerpt being..
"And so that's why if you ever are a security guard at a concert, bring a squirt-gun."
Of course these never helped, being in the middle of a lecture he had been giving. He also very often dissappeared into the back room for 20 minutes at a time, and would now and again have a raging erection and have to sit behind his Teacher's Desk to hide it.
Then at the end of the year he was arrested and jailed for stalking his wife, after she left for Nova Vita, a women's shelter.
Posession of Cocaine - I guess this explains all those trips to the back.
And I've also heard rumors of charges of other things but they seem bogus.
He was a shitty teacher, anyway. I got a 51% in his class.
I thought that was pretty okay.
TL;DR My science teacher 2 years ago was a body-building steroid junkie with uncontrollable boners and then he got arrested for possession of cocaine and stalking his ex-wife.
Not your personal blog
Not your personal blog
Not your personal blog
Not your personal blog
Not really an interesting story.
Nobody really cares..
I'm really glad you told us this.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;24592949]I'm really glad you told us this.[/QUOTE]
It's a parody thread.
These isnt even one of those funny parody threads.
Then get out.
Shit parody thread.
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August 2010, 25 posts. You get out.
herpderperp '09er trying to act like he's '05.
Indeed, but at least I'm not trolling GD with parody threads.
Well that was boring...
Cmon Facepunch, where all the boxes at?
Worst parody thread ever
"My science teacher was a pretty hot guy" would be the only variation that has potential as a parody thread, and also a magnet for optimistic ratings
My middle school science teacher died from a heart attack on his vacation.
I liked him too, his class was easy, not alot of work. Then suddenly, he didn't come work for a few days. About 2 weeks after, there was a school announcement, and the principle told everyone that he had passed away to a heart attack.
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Wow, best thread ever!!
Horrible thread. Period. Quit posting immediately.
Cyber police should be arriving shortly.
Pretty bad parody thread IMO.
[QUOTE=Dance_Commander;24593460]Cmon Facepunch, where all the boxes at?[/QUOTE]
Rated box. Have a nice day :D
I didn't laugh. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Dance_Commander;24593460]Cmon Facepunch, where all the boxes at?[/QUOTE]
You are sitting on them.
I would be a "shitdick" too if someone did a nasty beer burp in my face. No wonder you got such a horrible grade; you probably deserved it.
