Hi guys, I'm gonna start by dropping a link to original article.
[URL="http://www.cracked.com/article_19335_the-5-most-depraved-sex-scenes-from-important-cultural-myths.html"]http://www.cracked.com/article_19335_the-5-most-depraved-sex-scenes-from-important-cultural-myths.html
N[/URL]ow I'm gonna try to write a short summary.
1. Scandinavian gods wanted to rip off Loki by making his horse rape him. Loki got pregnant and brought another horse into light who became the property of Odin. Then Loki's son - a wolf - killed Odin and his third son - a giant snake - killed Thor.
2. Old Man Coyote rapes some old woman and then his dick gets cut off by another woman. Then he cuts off vulvas from the frogs just so he could pound them.
3. Zeus, being a swan, tries to escape from an eagle and finds Leda who agrees to have sex with him. Then Leda laid some eggs and four hairless human-chicks were born.
4. Then comes the Japan's kitsune. A kitsune is a nine-tailed fox who does magic and shape-shifts. So one day she turns into a human lady but with nine tails and seduces some man and they make a family. Then their dog bites her and the foxy lady turns back into its original form. Talk about Naruto and his nine-tails male fox shenanigans.
5. I think you need to read the last one in the original article, all I can say about it is:
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Awesome OP, you just learned about Cracked.
Congrats.
[QUOTE=Frisk;31573968]Awesome OP, you just learned about Cracked.
Congrats.[/QUOTE]
I mostly don't share articles about Cracked, but this one is just full of weirdest shit I've ever read in my life. I'm reading Cracked for over a year now, thank you very much.
not worthy of a thread.
[QUOTE=tehfrog;31574074]not worthy of a thread.[/QUOTE]
Fuck off and burn in Hell, American capitalist.
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that article about the salad made me feel sick.
You uhhh, you don't quite get how this works do you? You don't just go up and post a Cracked article in GD, this isn't the place.
[QUOTE=Fedly;31574100]Fuck off and burn in Hell, American capitalist.[/QUOTE]
okay.
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That guy better be careful with that boner of his, otherwise it might just lend him 10-20 years in prison.
[QUOTE=tehfrog;31574115]okay.[/QUOTE]
besides, it's not like every Facepuncher knows about that site. a little introduction works too. :/
Hey bro I read cracked too!
[QUOTE=Fedly;31574182]besides, it's not like every Facepuncher knows about that site. a little introduction works too. :/[/QUOTE]
it was still not worthy of a thread. Copying and pasting an article from an already well known website isn't worthy of a thread.
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