• Sexually frustrated dolphins torture and kill for fun
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Source - [url=http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21028154.700-californian-dolphin-gang-caught-killing-porpoises.html]NewScientist[/url] [release]SEEMINGLY random acts of violence by bottlenose dolphins on porpoises could be down to sexual frustration among young males. Cases of the cetaceans killing other creatures for no apparent reason have been reported in UK waters. Now bottlenose dolphins have been seen attacking harbour porpoises in the Pacific Ocean. Crucially, these observations show for the first time that the attackers are young males. Mark Cotter at Okeanis, a non-profit conservation organisation in Moss Landing, California, and colleagues observed three acts of aggression by dolphins on lone porpoises. The dolphins chased the porpoises at high speed, rammed and then drowned them. In one particularly violent attack, three dolphins corralled their victim before seven others joined them to ram the porpoise to death. Cotter found most shocking the fact that two dolphins remained behind to play with the carcass before pushing it towards his boat. "It was almost like they said: 'We're done playing with it, here you go'."[/release] Aww, it thinks it's people.
What is their [I]porpoise[/I]? [sp]Ok that was terrible[/sp]
Hot
They can't jack off
what is this, an R-rated re-imagining of Flipper?
[quote]Cotter found most shocking the fact that two dolphins remained behind to play with the carcass before pushing it towards his boat.[/quote] :v:
This may also explain a lot of human deaths as well if you apply the news story principle.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;31560940]what is this, an R-rated re-imagining of Flipper?[/QUOTE] "NO FLIPPER NO!" :v: Alternative title, "I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going".
Sound like my kind of people.
Now I know who to party with.
This is old news. It's also well known that dolphins are overall species-ist against porpoises.
Yeah, I read this in the Cracked book. Good to know it's actually true. Sometimes Cracked can lie.
Soon... [img]http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/a/a8/270963260.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Leonmyster;31562133]Soon... [img]http://images.wikia.com/villains/images/a/a8/270963260.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Damn, why didn't I think of that? I even have that in my pictures folder.
ITT: We learn that dolphins are just like people.
This old news. Its already been confirmed that dolphins will kill a female dolphins children just have sex with her.
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;31560961]This may also explain a lot of human deaths as well if you apply the news story principle.[/QUOTE] While sexually frustrated male dolphins have injured humans, it's believed to happen for entirely different, arguably more disturbing reasons.
[img]http://www.hitech-dolphin.com/image-files/bottlenose-dolphin-picture-2-480.jpg[/img] What a smug mofo
We need an elite squad of people to go around jacking off dolphins. That will surely stop the violence.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;31560965]"NO FLIPPER NO!" :v: Alternative title, "I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going".[/QUOTE] nice stolen joke bro
[QUOTE=Shibbey;31564437]We need an elite squad of people to go around jacking off dolphins. That will surely stop the violence.[/QUOTE] Somebody get DQLPHIN on the line.
Wha.. fuck Dolphins. Porpoises are the way cooler of the two. There needs to be a porpoise counter-attack, these Dolphins can't just get away with this kind of shit.
I just had to read the title twice... [QUOTE=RichyZ;31562401]i do that too sometimes when the chick looking at me won't have sex with me[/QUOTE] The fact this comment got 3 Agrees scares me...
[img]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6657/dophin.png[/img] Here is the reason, now proceed.
Hmm that's interesting. Because humans also torture and sometimes even kill for fun. Only difference is that humans can say "Please don't kill me"
Why is it the smarter animals are the more horrible they can be without needing to be poisonous or anything?
Maybe they're just humans in dolphins costumes, how do we even know?
Fuck dolphins man. [editline]6th August 2011[/editline] NOT LITERALLY
Come to think of it, can dolphins even frown? Or do they always have that creepy smile on their faces?
Dolphins are known to rape/gangrape human females as well if they're in the mood.
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