I've been thinking about ways of a man to kill himself. I know of several ways, 10s and 100s of ways, expensive, cheap, effective and fast, or slow and painful.
My question to FP is, what do YOU think is the MOST effective, fastest, most painless and cheapest way of killing yourself? Bonus for effectiveness and the more "household" the better.
Like for example, you can take drugs to kill yourself.
Now, taking drugs is not just something you do. First, you need to know what drug, what the effects of the drug are, and how long it'll take before you'll actually be DEAD, AND how painful it will be. Details like this must be included in the answers/replies.
Please try to keep this thread "serious". If you don't have a serious answer, please don't answer at all. Negative posts aren't really welcome. Fire away!
[b]NOTE: Please include details about how painful it'll be, possible side effects, time before the actual occurrence of death.[/b]
Shooting yourself in the head.
Leaping off a tall bridge into water usually works. If you can manage to not alert anyone to your intentions.
Eating a bathtub full of beans.
/plagiarism
[QUOTE=jiggu;19485845]Shooting yourself in the head.[/QUOTE]
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I'd jump off of tall shit. I always wanted to sky dive.
cry untill you drown
[QUOTE=jiggu;19485845]Shooting yourself in the head.[/QUOTE]
Please include details about effectiveness and timeout before death, and how painful it is. Side effects would be nice as well (even though this way is pretty obvious)
If you're gonna kill yourself why does it matter how you kill yourself.
Just make sure you're going for a surefire method and that's about it.
The best way is to take a bunch of sleeping pills and right before you pass out shoot yourself in the head.
Or jump off a really tall building with your pockets and clothes lined with candy.
cut your dick off while you are having a boner, then bleed out while someone is sucking on it
Off a tall building.
You get to fly
Pew pew. Nuff said.
Lick a hooker's ass.
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;19485902]Off a tall building.
You get to fly[/QUOTE]
You left out stuffing your pockets and clothes with candy.
[QUOTE=Doozle;19485856]Eating a bathtub full of beans.
/plagiarism[/QUOTE]
Gouging your eyes out and replacing them with Cadbury's Creme Eggs!
Why hasn't anyone realised that the OP wants to looks for ideas to kill himself.
Divide by zero.
but on a serious note, just sledgehammer your house till it collapses
Swallow a bottle of aspirin.
[QUOTE=thereisno131;19485946]Why hasn't anyone realised that the OP wants to looks for ideas to kill himself.[/QUOTE]
I think its the fact that most people dont care and its his life so let him do with it as he pleases.
[QUOTE=mastersrp;19485872]Please include details about effectiveness and timeout before death, and how painful it is. Side effects would be nice as well (even though this way is pretty obvious)[/QUOTE]
Shooting self in head is self explanatory.
Effectiveness - Its a bullet to the brain.
Timeout?!?!.... ITS A BULLET TO THE BRAIN.
PAIN? maybe for a split second until you realize your dead.
Side effects - A nice place to put a pen conveniently shows up in your skull.
Wrap your neck in razor wire and super glue your hands to the sides of your head, and jump and hang yourself from a higher distance and it will look like ripped your head off!
[QUOTE=ryasnack1;19486014]Wrap your neck in razor wire and super glue your hands to the sides of your ehead, and jump and hang yourself from a higher distance and it will look like ripped your head off![/QUOTE]
Why did I rofl.
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google has advise.
Put yourself in the microwave.
1. Cut the veins above your heart.
2. Tie rocks to your feet ,and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge.
3. Cut yourself and jump into a pool of piranhas
4. Shove your head into a bee-hive
5. Sit on an ant-hill of Bullet Ants
6. Try to fight against a mountain lion
7. Drink over fifteen Red-Bull and drown down a whole bottle of Jack Danial.
8. Jump in-front of a moving train.
9. Run around on I-10
10. Cut off your ball sack and nipples and wait two hours.
11. Set yourself on fire with makeshift napalm. (Cyrofoam melted down into Petrol)
12. OD on Meth
13. Play Russian Roulette
14. Tie yourself to two horse going different ways and with your tongue pull the trigger of a revolver to freak them out.
Hm... I'm still thinking so give me a minute.
Cover yourself in napalm and set it on fire.
Trust me, it isn't painful at all :pseudo:. And you can easily make napalm at home.
[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;19486111]I think I already mentioned that :P[/QUOTE]
Damn, i guess i got :ninja:'d by a minute there
[QUOTE=pebkac;19486107]Cover yourself in napalm and set it on fire.
Trust me, it isn't painful at all :pseudo:. And you can easily make napalm at home.[/QUOTE]
I think I already mentioned that :P
[QUOTE=HookJ;19486064]Put yourself in the microwave.[/QUOTE]
Put microwave in yourself.
Heroin overdose.
Do it like a rockstar.
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