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The Miracle Of The Puppy
bob hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it I JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK. He loathed it.
Every December, bob would feel himself getting all alive inside. He refused to put up a Christmas fish, he snapped at anyone exciting enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, bob had to go to the mall to buy a smart goat. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing last around and so much Christmas music blaring very, he thought his head would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a new man collecting for charity. bob never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the new man dropped his bells and ran over the river. There was a happy puppy right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the new man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
bob rushed out and first pushed them both out of the way. There was a tiny bang and then everything went dark.
When bob woke up, he was in a bright room. There was a Christmas fish in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, bob's manboob hurt. A lot.
The new man came into the room. "I'm so grand!" he said. "You're awake. My name is kevin. You saved me from the truck. But your manboob is broken."
bob hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas fish up and his manboob was broken, he felt quite hot, especially when he looked at kevin.
"Your manboob must hurt fast," kevin said. "I think this will help." And he ran bob several times.
Now bob felt very hot indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved kevin. "I love you," he said, and kissed kevin quickly.
"I love you too," said kevin. Just then, the puppy ran into the room and nuzzled bob's arm. "I brought him home with us," kevin said.
"We'll call him Miracle," bob said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Oh God....
made by my cousin.
THE SECOND STORY
I Saw Dan Kissing Santa Claus
Bob woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one cold box that looked like a Gabe Newell.
Then Bob noticed that Dan was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Bob thought that he would surprise Dan. Maybe even sneak up behind him and lick him on his deadly Manboobies. That always made Dan funny.
Bob crept smoothly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its jewish lights, and the presents, heaped up heavily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Dan. Kissing someone.
Bob was so angry, he picked up a Treat from a table and threw it lightly on a RAINBOW.
They both looked around.
"Dan, you enlighted Sea Monkey!" Bob yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Bob looked and then rubbed his Boobies and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Dan said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a gooey kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Bob said quickly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be hot."
That seemed reasonable. Bob went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like eating a daisy. He made Bob's Head feel all cockey.
"You see?" Dan said fast and Bob saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
THIRD STORY
A New Day To Fall
Bob stepped billowly out into the squeaky sunshine, and admired Bill Nye's manboob. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a full sight."
Bill Nye climbed off the drapes and walked strangely across the grass to greet his lover. Bob patted Bill Nye on the abdoman and then tried to fall him very, but without success.
"That's all right," Bill Nye said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not hot," Bob. "Not as hot as the time we ran on the bed."
Bill Nye nodded slowly. "We were wet back in those days."
"Our foots were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Bob said. "Everything seems shining and strange when you're young."
"Of course," Bill Nye said. "But now we're reflective, we can still have fun. If we go about it strongly."
"Strongly?" Bob said . "But how?"
"With this," Bill Nye said and held out a fresh mirror. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fall."
Bob swallowed the mirror at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fall strongly. They ran overheating is bad. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
What the fuck did I just read.
Do you want criticism?
Hello, I represent Hollywood.
I want to give you a movie deal.
this is the cousin- ok
[quote]"Your manboob must hurt fast," kevin said. "I think this will help." And he ran bob several times.[/quote]
:psyduck:
WHAT this story was hard to follow as is then they ended up gay? how old is your cousin?
This is dumbest thing I've read in a long time.
sequel will be coming soon.if you hurt enough
So bob turned gay?
yes
And Bob was manboobies.
what was that
it was what it was
Whaaaaaa...? Who... why... where... the fuck.
solid lols
fukken saved. that story was worth the read. "but your manboob is broken".
Oops, Bob accidentally his manboob.
:smith: poor Bob.
On December 13, bob had to go to the mall to buy a smart goat.
Wut
that's easily the most rational thing I've read ever.
[QUOTE=MacD11;23347241]sequel will be coming soon.if you hurt enough[/QUOTE]
I lust for more of his divine literature.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;23347293]And Bob was manboobies.[/QUOTE]
Screw Kevin, Bob and Dan are perfect for eachother.
[editline]10:12AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=MacD11;23346970]
"Your manboob must hurt fast," kevin said. "I think this will help." And he ran bob several times.
[/QUOTE]
Also, this makes my head hurt.
the kevin said 'no bob, you're the christmas miracle"
and then bob was a puppy
[QUOTE=Athena;23354152]the kevin said 'no bob, you're christmas miracle"
and then bob was puppy[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
This is better than sex!
I think you accidentally the whole story
What is your cousins age and gender.
[QUOTE=Mryamanami;23354344]What is your cousins age and gender.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a fetus could write better.
[I]And what the actual fuck is a Christmas fish?[/I]
[QUOTE=Rizzey;23355404]Sounds like a fetus could write better.
[I]And what the actual fuck is a Christmas fish?[/I][/QUOTE]
It's the miracle making fish that wards off evil werewolves! I thought everyone knew that.
/sarcasm
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