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Boston Pizza, a Canadian based pizza chain, who has created what all of us pizza pie enthusiasts have waited ever so long for; a pizza cake. This pizza cake has 6 layers, packs over 5,000 calories, and looks delicious. Yum! brands is in a fit of creative rage, the innovative products they have been releasing recently are game changing, and I for one welcome our new gastronomic overlords. Just think of all the good the [URL="http://qz.com/201905/the-waffle-taco-is-a-sign-of-weakness/"]waffle taco[/URL], [URL="http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2014/04/14/kfc-chicken-corsage-prom/7705419/"]chicken corsage[/URL], and most recently the [URL="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pizza-cake-canadian-chain-boston-3437774"]pizza cake[/URL] will do for the world! Oh wait I forgot the wearable Taco Bell [URL="http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-feedbags-let-americans-eat-more-move,14238/"]feed bags.[/URL] (Whoops that ones from the Onion, sorry it's so hard to tell the difference at first glance these days.)
I also want to take this opportunity to redact some former statements I have made, before I have implied that this sort of creativity was purely an American phenomenon and that other countries around the world lacked the mental fortitude for such food. To Canada and Canadians, I genuinely apologize for my statements and congratulate you on your recent successes; to the rest of the world, I won't take back a word you guys need to step the fuck up.
In case you missed the source for pizza cake above, you can still read it: [URL="http://gawker.com/six-layer-pizza-cake-is-about-to-become-a-canadian-re-1564653771"]here[/URL]
my death is imminent
5,000 calories? this needs to be put in the valve offices along with that damn cookie
Looks like it would kill me just by being in the same room.
Probably tastes amazing though.
i'm gonna puke
I'm sorry that doesnt really look tasteful at all. Pizza has to be flat damnit!
So this is how it ends
God help us all
That looks both delicious and disgusting.
Definitely something for parties, only a Space Marine could polish off one of those high-calorie monsters solo, since they have high calorie requirements being massive man-mountains who burn a lotta calories in their line of work.
[QUOTE=ironman17;44623998]Definitely something for parties, only a Space Marine could polish off one of those high-calorie monsters solo, since they have high calorie requirements being massive man-mountains who burn a lotta calories in their line of work.[/QUOTE]
I'd be a rich man if I had a dime for every goddamn warhammer joke on this fourm.
I'd rather just have two layers and make it ala stuffed crust mixed with pizza inside, not the full-blown cake. :v:
True, a double-decker pizza would be better for general use. Hell, it works for the calzone, which is essentially a pizza folded over and stuffed with ingredients.
who puts pepperoni on a pizza, completely ruined
Imma eat that
Take me Jesus and my Diabetes riddled Heart, I regret nothing
I bet you can [I]really[/I] taste the diabetes in it
[QUOTE=layla;44624104]who puts pepperoni on a pizza, completely ruined[/QUOTE]
Ignorant
it just looks like deep dish pizza, but deeper
and that's good because deep dish pizza is [I]amazing[/I]
i can't look at it without thinking of gross pizza grease on my face
[QUOTE=Michael haxz;44624123]Imma eat that
Take me Jesus and my Diabetes riddled Heart, I regret nothing[/QUOTE]
How does your heart get diabetes
[QUOTE=Falubii;44624137]How does your heart get diabetes[/QUOTE]
very carefully
I'll take 50.
and give them to the hungry.
No way could I eat even 25% of that without having to first be starved.
It's like a deep dish trying to be a real pizza. :v:
Compare that cake to the [URL="http://puu.sh/8kpK8.jpg"]cake me and my friends [/URL][URL="http://puu.sh/8kpK8.jpg"]made last birthday.[/URL]
dog eating a portion of that like what's shown cut away is like eating an entire pizza
[QUOTE=layla;44624104]who puts pepperoni on a pizza, completely ruined[/QUOTE]
no way dude pepperoni is one of the best toppings imo, but there are better.
[QUOTE=Spetsnaz95;44623982]That looks both delicious and disgusting.[/QUOTE]
I'd wager it to be 99% disgusting, .001% delicious and .999% other.
[QUOTE=layla;44624104]who puts pepperoni on a pizza, completely ruined[/QUOTE]
Pepperoni is one of the most common pizza toppings.
Looks delicious as fuck, but seeing how many calories that thing packs makes me wanna vomit.
jesus CHRIST
that looks delicious but i really don't want to eat it
...maybe just one small slice would do.
Why not just get Chicago style?
Pizza Casserole + Bread Bowl > Cake
[QUOTE]Boston Pizza, a Canadian based pizza chain,[/QUOTE]
So is it in boston or canada??????
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